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Old 05-28-2012, 04:49 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I've been seeing these shoes lately that squeak with every step the kid makes
That's so you hear them coming when you're giving Mom the Surprize buttsecks.
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Old 05-28-2012, 05:06 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Singing Toys. Someone got our almost 3 y/o a chipmunk that sang something like "I'm gettin' nuttin' for christmas, mommy and daddy are mad...."
or some shit like that
It was REALLY sensitive, it would got off at like 3am sometimes. I'm glad I don't have a gun yet, becuase I would have put a bullet through the fucker...
It had the batteries removed one night and is now "missing"...
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Old 05-28-2012, 05:06 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Oh man, I can relate to all of the above.

I got my daughter a drumset 2 years ago and have had most all the above stuff.

Everything is at my house and I don't mind the drumset as I encourage her musically and she actually asked for it.

Last year she got a Yamaha keyboard which I enjoy as much as she does.
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Bought both my buddies girls pink guitars one year. They loved it. Him not so much.
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Lincoln logs. Loose one and ya can't build the fawning cabin.

Did I just date myself?

Best toy........any Lego set. Hell even Legos from garage sales. I started building lifted trucks out of Legos and it led to a life of no money and broken parts on my Jeep.
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Lincoln logs. Loose one and ya can't build the fawning cabin.

Did I just date myself?

Best toy........any Lego set. Hell even Legos from garage sales. I started building lifted trucks out of Legos and it led to a life of no money and broken parts on my Jeep.
You should be banned for having such a stupid long sig, fuckwad.


Oh, and the toy to avoid is some sort of crayola water color shit that comes with these little water guns. It's supposed to be like liquid sidewalk chalk, but that shit'll stain any concrete that's not sealed. Hell, our garage was sealed and in some spots it still looks like a gay unicorn shit all over the floor.
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Old 05-29-2012, 07:18 AM   #32 (permalink)
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My mom and aunt played this game for years

Aunt bought us silly string guns one year. Load in a can of silly string, pull the trigger, it made machine gun sounds and shot silly string from the barrel. Mom called a truce after that one
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We just got an "air brush" tattoo set from her sister for the nine year old... after she unwrapped it our neice say "I got that and mom wouldn't let me have it" lmfao... so she has doomed herself to messy and loud presents forever.

A few years ago I bought a case of tose horrible rubber chickens that someone posted on here from a teachers/meeting supply place. Gave these out to friends kids.

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Old 05-29-2012, 03:57 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2012, 09:39 PM   #37 (permalink)
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my grandpa bought me and my brother one of these for christmas one year
(looking back he probably did it to fawk with my dad) it mysteriously disappeared
Wife's much younger sister bought one of those for my kid. I tried not to glare.


Kid played with it for a week on and off, decided it was stupid, and tossed it into a corner.


It's now sitting beside some vhs copies of Titanic somewhere in a dump.


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I got my nephews some of those big hulk hands that they wear like gloves. Then when they hit things it sounds like smashing and breaking things.
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Buzz Lightyear gun...kids leave the trigger pressed for hours on end. One of the most annoying toys ever


My best friend has been an asshole lately, I'm getting his son something annoying for his birthday coming up in 2 weeks. Keep the ideas coming
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Old 05-30-2012, 02:51 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Creepiest. Toy. EVER.
Kinda looks like Gizmo....


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You want loud annoying toys ? Well here you go...

Tonka Mighty Motorized Vehicle - Fire Engine 69 decimals
http://www.toysrus.com/product/index...ductId=2835082


Road Rippers Lightning Rods 69 decimals
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Silly Putty is illegal in our house.
I gave away 2 unopened eggs of it at the yardsale couple weeks ago.

When my sister finally had a kid, I would go out of my way to find a toy that has electronic sounds / noises / music, but does NOT have a volume control, nor an on-off switch. (note for older siblings, don't F*&^ with the middle child. He will get even with you the rest of your life. )
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Buzz Lightyear gun...kids leave the trigger pressed for hours on end. One of the most annoying toys ever


My best friend has been an asshole lately, I'm getting his son something annoying for his birthday coming up in 2 weeks. Keep the ideas coming
This has the best of both worlds. Super soaker AND a messy ass slime gun! Just make sure to get a few extra re-fill kits too...

http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-52695-S...8415784&sr=8-1
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This has the best of both worlds. Super soaker AND a messy ass slime gun! Just make sure to get a few extra re-fill kits too...

http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-52695-S...8415784&sr=8-1
That is pure evil
I love one of the reviews on Amazon for it;

8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
Super Soaker has done it again July 8, 2011
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Durability: Educational: Fun:
Finding this was like being 12 years old all over again. One warning though, if you pump it too much it'll coat your hands in that slimy goo. My girlfriend didn't appreciate it much when I sprayed it all over her back, I had fun though.
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Thanks for the shopping list Dane. Now I know what to get your kids!
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Buddy of mine came in at my 3 year old sons b day with a shit eaton grin and a wrapped present. My first thought was oh shit wats in that box....... Million count of army men. Still findin them basterds all over my house
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My sister and myself have been having a sort of war with most obnoxious toys for years. She has 5 kids. So a couple years ago I bought each one of her kids an instrument including a karaoke machine for the oldest, and a case of the giant pixi sticks for them all. When they are "jammin" you can hear it from the street when you pull up.
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12 kids and "kids", over 12 home made rubber band guns as christmas presents


With a BIG ASS bag of rubber bands.

At the aunts house.... not ours.
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