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MattS · 01-08-2003, 09:37 AM

Press the play button on this page!

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilm/product/f...ts_online&cch=

Let's review! BWAHAHAHA

Black Dog · 01-08-2003, 09:50 AM

Get a white friend

WrangledTJ · 01-08-2003, 09:54 AM

Awesome Matt....

Blame Canada · 01-08-2003, 10:02 AM

That's dam funny.

"Get a white friend!!" Oh, that's classic.

Just Some Asshole · 01-08-2003, 10:09 AM

Good find... I give it 5 out of 5 police batons.

moveaside · 01-08-2003, 10:10 AM

Notice the first rule don't break the law

That shit was funny Matt I dug the mad woman in the car selling you out bit thanks

Hacker · 01-08-2003, 10:15 AM

That rocks, forgive the pun. Just sent it to some friends.

TexasBlake · 01-08-2003, 10:33 AM

Haev ya'll seen his HBO speical "bigger and blacker" that's the funniest shit ever.

sceep · 01-08-2003, 10:41 AM

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Originally posted by TexasBlakeWFO
Haev ya'll seen his HBO speical "bigger and blacker" that's the funniest shit ever.

hell yeah.. i own that tape.. funiest comedy skit i've ever seen.

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tell yo mama, tell yo mama, tell yo mama...... NOONE EVER TELLS DADDY SHIT!

Macgyver · 01-08-2003, 10:51 AM

he ain't lying about riding with mad women..........

MattS · 01-08-2003, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by Macgyver
he ain't lying about riding with mad women..........

So was it a dead/dying cow or horse anyway? I can't remember!

Roxywheels · 01-08-2003, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by MattS

So was it a dead/dying cow or horse anyway? I can't remember!

GAWD DAMMIT!!!! It was a dead horse with sad friends and starving cows!

Jason R · 01-08-2003, 12:03 PM

Noones seen that before? Its been on my comp for ages. I love it.

MattS · 01-08-2003, 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by Roxywheels
GAWD DAMMIT!!!! It was a dead horse with sad friends and starving cows!

Pssss no cussing. See here: http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showt...90#post1152890

Big Elmer · 01-08-2003, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by Roxywheels

GAWD DAMMIT!!!! It was a dead horse with sad friends and starving cows!

Rox, I have it on good authority that the horse wuz just sleepin, and hiz friends were just depressed....

Chief yelling alot · 01-08-2003, 04:26 PM

hay guys keep watiching thers more shit after

Co Pilot · 01-08-2003, 04:54 PM

LMAO!!

MattS · 02-20-2003, 02:00 PM

No TDS threads on the first page!

Oxjockey · 02-20-2003, 02:02 PM

YellowSub1962 · 02-20-2003, 02:08 PM

since you're all going soft on Mattt since he rode the short bus to school....

WELCOME TO LAST YEAR MATT

killingthemonkey · 02-20-2003, 02:11 PM

This guy

will not count as your white friend.

TR · 02-20-2003, 03:45 PM

haha did you see watch the miller lite commercial un edited?? its great.

MudBunny · 02-20-2003, 04:04 PM

Holy crap Matt....I was gonna scream "REPOST" at ya but then realised this is the post I would be referencing.

Quit bringing up the past dude......

01-08-2003, 09:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
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