$5m Kidnap Thwarted By A Pizza

[Erich In AZ]

What idiots!

http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/66580.htm

[Motornoggin]

The cops busted a huge "super meth lab" here last week with a pizza box. They were investigating an illegal dumpsite and they found a pizza box with a delivery address in it. They went to check it out and found a meth lab.

[SanDiegoCJ]

Originally posted by erich_in_AZ
What idiots!

http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/66580.htm

That's why they're criminals in the first place. They aren't too bright.

[Co Pilot]

[kidnappers to kidnappee]
"give us your credit card so we can order a pizza foo!

[kidnappee to kidnappers]
"sure... no problem... order ten!!! "

Bahahahahahah!!!!
what maroons!!!

[Erich In AZ]

Here's a (long) related story:

When I was younger, I was an assistant manager at Little Caesars pizza. I had lost my check book and someone started writing checks out of it. I had put stops on the checks to the companies would call because the check was refused.

Well, the guy started writing checks to pizza places all around where I worked. He ordered from a Domino's and gave his real phone number, but walked in to pick up the pizza. We got the phone # from Domino's, and my dad looked up the address (worked at USWest). We were going water-skiing that weekend and didn't want to mess with it until we came came back.

While we were gone, the moron called my own store and tried to order a pizza in my name When he got there, they called the cops and had him hauled off! The funny part is, that my check book still had my paycheck stub in it with the address of the store I worked at.