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Old 12-11-2012, 09:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Questions about Superman...
Random thoughts and questions about the man of steel:

How does he cut his hair?
When he takes a piss, does he drill through the toilet and 20 feet into the ground?
When he farts, does he create a sonic boom?
What does he use to clip his finger nails?
Does he give paper cuts instead of get them?
What sort of damage does he do when he has a nightmare?
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm confused, you AREN'T talking about Chuck Norris?
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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How many girls got the back of their heads blown off before he quit asking them to swallow?
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These questions would be easily answered if he hadn't died 15 years ago.
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"I bet he blows a load like a shotgun. Only Wonder Woman has a uterus that could handle that. Anyone else he'd have to use a kryptonite condom. That would kill him."
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If he is so smart, why does he wear his underwear on the outside?
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If Superman falls of off a horse, oh wait, nevermind...

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Old 12-12-2012, 05:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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"I bet he blows a load like a shotgun. Only Wonder Woman has a uterus that could handle that. Anyone else he'd have to use a kryptonite condom. That would kill him."

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I'm confused, you AREN'T talking about Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris is like Superman.....only with a toupee.
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:08 AM   #11 (permalink)
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If Superman falls of off a horse, oh wait, nevermind...
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If he was on a treadmill and he tried to take off...
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It's the cape man.....not the feet. The treadmill wouldn't have an effect.
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Random thoughts and questions about the man of steel:

How does he cut his hair?
When he takes a piss, does he drill through the toilet and 20 feet into the ground?
When he farts, does he create a sonic boom?
What does he use to clip his finger nails?
Does he give paper cuts instead of get them?
What sort of damage does he do when he has a nightmare?

Was Superman the original source for the term "knock the bottom out of that pussy"?
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:49 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Was Superman the original source for the term "knock the bottom out of that pussy"?
Wouldn't it really be the top?
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"I bet he blows a load like a shotgun. Only Wonder Woman has a uterus that could handle that. Anyone else he'd have to use a kryptonite condom. That would kill him."
That's what Supergirl is for
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:07 AM   #18 (permalink)
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What's that falling out the bottom of her top? She ain't that old to be sagging.

Otherwise, she's smoking.
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