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Old 04-27-2013, 08:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I just moved to MA and don't know anybody there so I figured, fawk it, let me try CL. In the AD I said that I'm looking for somebody 30+ years old, I think I have a milf fetish. Had a few fags e-mail me asking to top me off. NOPE. I lost all hope for the CL thing to work out. Then, I get an e-mail from this woman who is 42 years old.

We start shootin' the shit through e-mails and I met up with her last night at a restaurant. She's pretty fawkin hot for a 42 year old who has three kids. She showed up in a brand new Suburban. I get there and I go into her car, she's drinking vodka out of a Gatorade bottle.So, we go inside, we're drinkin' and eating and I tell her to come back to my place. She insists I go to her place, I'm thinking I'm about to get robbed but said fawk it. We get back to her place. I banged her out like 8 times, had her sit on my face, all that shit. We were drinking back at her place, which she has a real nice house, so I ended up sleeping over. Ended up eating her snatch for what seemed like 2 hours at 0600. Everything went better than expected.

I know some of you guys have stories to share from the Casual Encounters.




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Old 04-27-2013, 08:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I banged her out like 8 times, had her sit on my face, all that shit.

Ended up eating her snatch for what seemed like 2 hours at 0600.

ew.

CL seems like a decent place to get teh AIDs.

And please refer to rule #1 before you decide to move any further than where you were.
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lol I'm just a ruthless bastard.
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Old 04-27-2013, 08:51 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ew.

CL seems like a decent place to get teh HERP.

And please refer to rule #1 before you decide to move any further than where you were.
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Old 04-27-2013, 08:56 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Sorry that you have never had a sexcapade
I agree with this dude. This was my first time using CL for Casual Encounters and it wen't fawking awesome On a board full of degenerate assholes there has to be more people that use Casual Encounters on here, right?
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Old 04-27-2013, 09:13 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Hookers from the strip club is not the same as meeting on craigslist, ok?
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Old 04-27-2013, 09:28 PM   #18 (permalink)
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This.

Shit, Facebook works better and has a slightly lower chance of STD's
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Old 04-27-2013, 10:29 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Nope,.... he ate them....
Holy hell I just laughed so hard my pepsi went straight through my sinuses and out my nose.
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Old 04-27-2013, 10:30 PM   #22 (permalink)
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i love milfs, i was ruined by banging a 44 year old when i was like 24 they are amazing.

i never did craigslist but did my fair share of trolling the local yahoo chat rooms for poontang back in the early 2000s, no real crazy or exciting stories just met a few friends with benefits that way.

friend of mine is a sexual deviant and hes responded to those ads where he goes and bangs someones wife while the husband watches. id be to worried about getting shot
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Old 04-27-2013, 11:54 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I check the ads frequently to see if I recognize anyone I know. Couple years ago a girl I worked with posted looking for a girl for her and her husband. Anymore it is chicks asking to be raw dogged or looking for someone to bring some meth.
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What does she do for work?
Kids- Same dad? Where is he, are they?
What makes a woman, who doesn't appear to weigh 300 lbs, meaning she can probably con some loser into knocking the bottom out at a bar, resort to CL for cock? Some girls claim to be over the bar scene so they go to dating sites for a change, generally not the Walmart of the Internet.

Sans the gremlins, that would be acceptable-ish behavior for a woman in her 20s, with the sneaky Pete on the vodka . But past mid 30s, she sounds like a fucking loser. Congrats on your simplex 3 and new found step kids.

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Old 04-28-2013, 12:37 AM   #25 (permalink)
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