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Old 05-20-2013, 01:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Pecker on the Small Side?

Brooklyn Bar To Host 'Smallest Penis In Brooklyn' Competition



Bigger is better, right? Wrong. At least, according to Brooklyn’s Kings County Bar, which gained online viral fame this weekend after announcing its first-ever contest to find the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn.
According to a Craigslist post by the pageant sponsor, Kings County Bar is searching for men 21 and older willing to proudly take home a title that might embarrass most others. The bar plans to conduct the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest as a pageant-style competition, meaning contestants will also be judged on talent, evening wear and swimsuits, as well as their natural equipment.

Men wishing to earn the title must be available to participate in person at the bar’s pageant on July 20. And if you’re worried that the event is simply being held to mock the contestants, it appears to be a genuine competition. According to the bar’s advertisement in the Village Voice, the pageant plans to “celebrate small penises and those who rock them with confidence.”



Despite the explicit nature of the contest, contestants are not expected to be fully nude during the judging portion. Instead, it seems the contestants will basically be taking part in a modified wet T-shirt contest. Per the Craigslist post, “Nudity is not required, but you should be comfortable getting hosed down while wearing only skimpy underwear (we will provide the underwear!).” Maybe that will give a bit of comfort to some Brooklyn men who are interested, but hesitant in the competition.

Anyone interested in applying to participate in the pageant can email SPB.brooklyn@gmail.com. But it may be best to use a burner email address.
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Old 05-20-2013, 01:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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pussification of america. be proud of your tiny dick, show it off, it's a competition, they're not laughing at you, they are laughing with you

i didn't read the article when you posted in the f/b teepee, but now after reading it, i can't believe this is real. sadly, some loser door mat guys will show up thinking this will get them laid. probably a dyke bar anyways, just trying to emasculate some dumb weak "men".
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Old 05-20-2013, 02:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Howard Stern already done this.
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Old 05-20-2013, 02:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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pussification of america. be proud of your tiny dick, show it off, it's a competition, they're not laughing at you, they are laughing with you

i didn't read the article when you posted in the f/b teepee, but now after reading it, i can't believe this is real. sadly, some loser door mat guys will show up thinking this will get them laid. probably a dyke bar anyways, just trying to emasculate some dumb weak "men".
Dont get all pissy that you're not in NY to win this.
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Old 05-20-2013, 02:53 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Dont get all pissy that you're not in NY to win this.
ever seen the movie "hall pass"? with dude's like the ginger at the gym in that movie, i have no worries. i'm working with a horse cawk compared to that shit
*EDIT* 35% for ultra mega tiny wiener: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4...nyvo4_1280.jpg

my mom was a candy stripper when she was younger, had an old man in the nursing home that she had to give spongebaths and all that other nursing home bullshit. first time my mom had to give him one he warned her he was hung like a field mouse and that he wouldn't get mad if she laughed. she said his dick was literally the size of her index finger last knuckle to the tip of her nail

guy was a father of five......not sure if his wife cheated a lot or what

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So how many roid rage, guido wanna-be's and / or trannies taking estrogen are gonna enter?

Will there be a bucket of ice in the back room?
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I just double down on the oral sex to compensate...that's what most women really want anyway
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ever seen the movie "hall pass"? with dude's like the ginger at the gym in that movie, i have no worries. i'm working with a horse cawk compared to that shit
*EDIT* 35% for ultra mega tiny wiener: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4...nyvo4_1280.jpg

my mom was a candy stripper when she was younger, had an old man in the nursing home that she had to give spongebaths and all that other nursing home bullshit. first time my mom had to give him one he warned her he was hung like a field mouse and that he wouldn't get mad if she laughed. she said his dick was literally the size of her index finger last knuckle to the tip of her nail

guy was a father of five......not sure if his wife cheated a lot or what
There is so much WTF in that post I don't know where to start.

1. assuming you posted a pic of your junk on Pirate. I don't know cuz I'm not clicking.

2. You discuss cawk size with your mom?!? Dude...
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pussification of america. be proud of your tiny dick, show it off, it's a competition, they're not laughing at you, they are laughing with you

i didn't read the article when you posted in the f/b teepee, but now after reading it, i can't believe this is real. sadly, some loser door mat guys will show up thinking this will get them laid. probably a dyke bar anyways, just trying to emasculate some dumb weak "men".
You're trying too hard. Peewee.
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Howard Stern already done this.
yup, well he DID it

The winner basically had an innie
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I aint sayin I'm hung like a mule but if I was small enough to be in the running I am not so sure I would be flashing it to the world.
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Wonder what AB has to say about this?
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Fatdans mom was a stripper???? It is Candy Striper, not Candy Stripper


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