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Welby 01-14-2014 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by LeadfootCJ7 (Post 23422961)
These. A single flower or something if fine. The gas can might be a bit risky.


Without the gas can, there is nothing. :p


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Roc Doc 01-14-2014 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Renee (Post 23422841)
This thread has restored my hope in PBB GCC. Carry on.

We've kinda been on a roll here lately...

BRUTUSFSJ 01-14-2014 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Welby (Post 23423161)
Without the gas can, there is nothing. :p

How about just giving her a gas card without the flowers or the gas can :idea:

Numidian 01-14-2014 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BRUTUSFSJ (Post 23424009)
How about just giving her a gas card without the flowers or the gas can :idea:

That's just immensely creepy. Gift cards are bad gifts when it's a family member...

They're about the worst gift when it comes to impressing the opposite sex...

Why not give her some coupons while you're at it :shaking:

Harvester of Sorrow 01-14-2014 11:02 AM

AAA membership application

billybob_81067 01-14-2014 11:05 AM

Seriously not reading this entire thread, but go ask her out. Now. What do you have to lose?

Chris 01-14-2014 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Harvester of Sorrow (Post 23424233)
AAA membership application

:laughing::laughing:

Welby 01-14-2014 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by billybob_81067 (Post 23424297)
Seriously not reading this entire thread, but go ask her out. Now. What do you have to lose?


There are benefits to reading entire threads.

Roc Doc 01-14-2014 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Welby (Post 23424425)
There are benefits to reading entire threads.

Thanks for not spoonfeeding the noobs.

:laughing:

billybob_81067 01-14-2014 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Welby (Post 23424425)
There are benefits to reading entire threads.

Still not gonna do it. :flipoff2:

-jb- 01-14-2014 11:16 AM

Dresses like a bimbo and forgets to gas her vehicle.

You got this one easy. Act like a bro douchebag. She probably likes the mean guys that treat her like shit. She probably can't walk and chew gum at the same time.




I could be wrong though.

Harvester of Sorrow 01-14-2014 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by -jb- (Post 23424633)
Dresses like a bimbo and forgets to gas her vehicle.
She probably can't walk and chew gum at the same time.

I could be wrong though.

Dude...She is hot. What else matters at first?

Tap the fucking keg...go in for a keg stand...figure out the rest of that shit later after you come up for air.

If I was Welby I would be double dipping my shit in All Purpose Weather Beater and diving into that shit like a god damned mezzi-can midget wrestler.

emiller22207 01-14-2014 11:40 AM

I'm on the no cute, little gift side on this one. She's already dropped the caution flag with the double date (not a bad thing, necessarily). Take that as a signal to just be yourself. Be relaxed, funny, talk to her, don't be a dick, don't get drunk...

And, btw, I'd forget about the gas can thing forever. While she may make fun of herself for it and not mind digs from friends, chicks don't want their man making fun of them (especially in front of others), ever.

My GF is clumbsy, a complete clutz. I've taken her to the ER when she fell on the ice and broke her leg, nearly broke her foot dropping a computer on it, fell on her bike getting severe road rash, and fell down the stairs carrying a luandry basket. Hell, I've seen her trip over her own two feet and fall just walking.

She knows she's clumsy, makes fun of herself, friends and family make fun of her... If I make fun of her, the expression on her face is as if I had just stuck a dagger through her heart.

No quicker way to the friend zone.

DirtyFun 01-14-2014 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Welby (Post 23403681)
I don't fully feel right about posting her pics on here.. But I'ma do it anyways.

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800...0/577/78iu.jpg
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800...0/593/2ufv.jpg

Check out her paws. And it's hiding its Adam's Apple.
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Welby 01-14-2014 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyFun (Post 23425249)
Check out her paws. And it's hiding its Adam's Apple.

You're freaking crazy.

And would you people let the gift thing go, I'm not seriously going to show up with a gas can...

Ol'Customcj7 01-14-2014 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Harvester of Sorrow (Post 23424721)
If I was Welby I would be double dipping my shit in All Purpose Weather Beater and diving into that shit like a god damned mezzi-can midget wrestler.

^^^^^^^This times a billion. Girl is hot, tall, and seems to have a good sense of humor. I can't believe you hesitated.

Good luck on the date man. That chick is awesome.

JunkyTJ 01-14-2014 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Welby (Post 23425353)
You're freaking crazy.

And would you people let the gift thing go, I'm not seriously going to show up with a gas can...

Thank whatever superior being is in vogue. You had me worried. She's hot, and willing to be seen with you. Don't fuck it up. :flipoff2:

Crash440 01-14-2014 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Welby (Post 23425353)
You're freaking crazy.

And would you people let the gift thing go, I'm not seriously going to show up with a gas can...

I LOVED the gas can idea :D

i would think it hysterical if someone showed up with a box of bandaids or a first aid kit for me :flipoff2:

and really???? I'm the clumsiest person I know and I've never gotten pissed at any SO that made fun of me during a crash incendent. I'm usually the one :lmao: *shrug*

at least tell her about the gift idea and report back????

Numidian 01-14-2014 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Crash440 (Post 23426425)
at least tell her about the gift idea and report back????

While you're doing that just show her this entire thread :flipoff2:

Alfred W. 01-14-2014 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 3Cs (Post 23402977)
Tell her you're 6" taller lying down.

Fuckin amateur's :shaking:

If she says your too short you just look her in the eyes and reply.

"I'm taller than you laying down."
You don't know if she knows how to use a tape measure or not.


My Grandfather was 5'2" my Grandmother was 6' even they had 9 kids.

Alfred W. 01-14-2014 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Welby (Post 23403681)
I don't fully feel right about posting her pics on here.. But I'ma do it anyways.

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800...0/577/78iu.jpg
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800...0/593/2ufv.jpg

I think I'm gonna go for it soon. Why not, right? Craziest thing to me is I have a few on the line, I'm going out with someone else this weekend. They seem to be coming in waves, it's freakin' crazy to me. I was really curious about the thoughts on height though. It shouldn't bother me, but it does :( . Like someone told me just yesterday, Impin ain't easy :laughing: :(

Oh, she knows how short I am, I've met her before once, there were a group of us that went to see a band. She knows I'm a midget and obviously gives no shits about it.



Get lots of MONEY. Bitches love money.

Screwzer2 01-14-2014 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by wichita lineman (Post 23421297)
Both of those boys must have tall dads.:flipoff2:

:laughing:That what I thought, but somehow they stole my face. Mom's side had some giant Germans in it tho, but the ex took after the smaller Irish side.

Lil Uzi 01-14-2014 01:26 PM

I thought it was going to be thread where Chris was dating {gary} :cookie:

Numidian 01-14-2014 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Alfred W. (Post 23427097)
Fuckin amateur's :shaking:

If she says your too short you just look her in the eyes and reply.

"I'm taller than you laying down."
You don't know if she knows how to use a tape measure or not.


My Grandfather was 5'2" my Grandmother was 6' even they had 9 kids.

Please, tell us more about how to pick up women.... Who did you make the check out to for your wife, when you bought her again? :flipoff2:

Rerock 01-14-2014 01:52 PM

I'd get her flowers, but only as a means to justify one of those plastic little note/ card holders. Instead of a note/ card in the holder, have it be the gas card. Perhaps write your number on the back and tell to call you NEXT time she runs out and needs help.

You said she has a sense of humor; cool, then make a joke out of it as you give it to her and sell it a little bit. Dumb, cheesy lighthearted humor does a great job of breaking that awkward tension.


The first date with my wife she gave me a bag of Haynes socks... IT was cool because I actually needed some at the time because my feet were wet and cold. We laughed about it, but it totally broke the ice.


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