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Old 02-22-2014, 04:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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2 men charged with sex crimes against farmer's cows, state police say

god there are some twisted people, who should be taken out of the gene pool.

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HERKIMER, N.Y. -- Two men were charged with sex crimes against several cows after a farmer installed video surveillance in his barn to find out why his cows weren't producing milk, state police said.

Michael H. Jones, 35, of Cedarville Road, Illion, and Reid A. Fontaine, 31, address unknown, were each charged with sexual misconduct, a misdemeanor.

State police said a local farmer set up video surveillance in his barn in an attempt to determine "why his cows appeared anxious," and were not producing milk as usual. The farmer contacted state police when he watched the video and discovered that his cows were being sexually abused.

State police said Jones agreed to film Fontaine as he tried to have sexual contact with several cows. State police did not provide further details.

Jones and Fontaine were arrested and released on appearance tickets.
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Dam..think about the checklist a guy has to go through...
  • Wife/girlfriend
  • Pickup a slut from the bar
  • buy a hooker
  • use your hand
  • hump the arm of the couch
  • grease up a knot in a tree

Bang a dairy cow has to be waaaay down past gloryhole at a truck stop even.
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Well us southerners can't drive in the snow, but atleast were not fucking dairy cows.
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Holy cow that's fucked.
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Damn, not only is one guy so messed up that he fuks a cow but he finds another guy just as messed up to join him. How the hell does that happen.
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Udderly fucked, I'd say.
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Herkimer is one f'd up town. I used to know someone who was raised there and he would tell some wild stories about that place.
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Well us southerners can't drive in the snow, but atleast were not fucking dairy cows.
That's because we all know that sheep has better pussy
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or we're too busy fucking our cousins.
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That's because we all know that sheep has better pussy
Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy. A kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you.

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What would the pirate solution be here?

post pics of the cow fawkers fawking cows all over town?

wait for the 'burglars' to return & provide some farmhouse justice for the raped cows?

extort $$$ from cow fawkers or the video goes to their wives/parents/boss, etc?

shit in their sunroof?
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Well us southerners can't drive in the snow, but atleast were not fucking dairy cows.
I thought you guys just liked old white guys from the north canoeing down a river.
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What would the pirate solution be here?

post pics of the cow fawkers fawking cows all over town?

wait for the 'burglars' to return & provide some farmhouse justice for the raped cows?

extort $$$ from cow fawkers or the video goes to their wives/parents/boss, etc?

shit in their sunroof?
Get cow that's dried up, and charge him for visitation on the down low. He aint raping women and he's not diddling kids so might as well make money.
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Maybe NYC will let us cow fawkers secede.... They don't want us anyway!
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It would behoove them to let you secede.
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:armscrossedtappingfoot: Weeeeell... lets hear some on them.
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Get cow that's dried up, and charge him for visitation on the down low. He aint raping women and he's not diddling kids so might as well make money.
And how will the cow "feel" about this?
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:armscrossedtappingfoot: Weeeeell... lets hear some on them.
Just your typical stories of incest, larceny, burglary, fraud, spousal abuse, poaching, assault, mayhem, car theft and so on.
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And how will the cow "feel" about this?
Lonely.
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