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Old 06-26-2004, 03:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Brake Cleaner on my, uh, well, you know!



So, I go and pick up my 14 bolt housing today from getting sandblasted. As much as I tried, a little blasting sand got INTO the housing, so I thought I'd clean it out.

I thought I'd try brake cleaner first, but I could tell right away that the spray from the can would take 'forever' to clean it out, so I thought I'd grab the water hose.

So, I go and pick up the housing and the brake cleaner runs out, through my shorts and my FTL's and onto my, uh, you know.

But I don't realize that this has happened. So I'm squatting down hosing out the housing and all of a sudden I'm like "WHAT THE F**K IS THAT BURNING?" I seriously thought I somehow caught my crotch on fire! I look down and see the 'spot' and I instantly realize that my, uh, you know, is soaking in Brake Cleaner.

So my boy is out with me having a popsicle (he's two), I grab the popsicle, throw it in the lawn, pick him up and we run in the house and up the stairs. (Meanwhile, my crotch is just about to self combust). I drop trou, then the undies, grab a wash cloth, quickly douse it with water and well, you know, put the washcloth on my, uh, you know and feel instantly better.



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Well, um you know you could typed half as much if you just called it a dick, weiner, cawk, or willie.

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Try Herculiner. I hear it will react chemically with the brake cleaner and neutralize it.
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i've dumped atleast a quart and a half of gear oil on my dick. my buddy wanted me to stab his tranny(for some reason he didn't mate the t-case to it...thought he would do it later and it was empty). he is there to tell me which way i should angle it and to put bellhousing bolts in...anyway i get down on my back and bench press the tranny up. gear oil starts dumping all over me but he still wants in stabbed...no big deal i'm wearing my work on shit cloths and have some clean ones in the truck. after it's stabbed and he ran a few bolts in i could get up.
it was an interesting feeling walking around with my dick lubed in gear oil.

just thought i would ad this to the thread.

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Dude, you had the hose, no? Coulda just doused it with that..... or maybe i misunderstood





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^^^^funnay^^^^
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Old 06-26-2004, 07:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Dude, you had the hose, no? Coulda just doused it with that..... or maybe i misunderstood








^^^^funnay^^^^
Actually, I thought about it after. All that was going through my mind at the time was that those shorts and FTL's HAD TO GO!

I thought I was going to have to stick my johnson under the sink, but the washcloth did the trick.
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So my boy is out with me having a popsicle (he's two), I grab the popsicle, throw it in the lawn

Why not grab the popcicle and shove it down your shorts? So your kid may have been scarred for life but it would have put the fire out real fast!
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Why not grab the popcicle and shove it down your shorts? So your kid may have been scarred for life but it would have put the fire out real fast!

when i was reading it and i got to the part about the popsicle, i thought that's what he was about to do!
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Old 06-26-2004, 07:24 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Thank god the brake cleaner didn't spill onto your asshole. Just think, all that burning and the only thing you could think of was the popcicle.

The damn homo-gays around here would surely demand pics.
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Holy fawk i've been around here waayyyy roo long.
I thought the same thing about both the popsicle AND the hose.
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Old 06-26-2004, 08:19 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I did force out a good piss. Thought it might be prudent to make sure nothing went upstream.
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Much better than getting herculiner or your hootus.

Anyone still have that thread? That thing has probably been around the internet dozens of times over the years.
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Much better than getting herculiner or your hootus.

Anyone still have that thread? That thing has probably been around the internet dozens of times over the years.
Maybe one day, Texas will have Google too.
http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/...5&pagenumber=1
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http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/...5&pagenumber=1


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Holy fawk i've been around here waayyyy roo long.
I thought the same thing about both the popsicle AND the hose.
<looking over my shoulders at everyone else> uh yea..that would be me as well
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i've dumped atleast a quart and a half of gear oil on my dick. my buddy wanted me to stab his tranny thought he would do it later and it was empty. he is there to tell me which way i should angle it
I prefer women, but if you like doing trannys while your buddy films it whatever
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I prefer women, but if you like doing trannys while your buddy films it whatever
well you know, if yer not getting any...you have to find subsitutions. you gotta do what you gotta do.

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Dude, I have done shit LIKE that, but not that in particular.

Anyway, you'd be amazed at what plain old Dawn and water can clean off of metal. I don't even touch hydrochloric acid or acetone until about 10 minutes before painting, for surface prep.

Anyway you didn't want tech advice from a jackass didja? I hope your pecker isn't ill effected, not that I care, but it's a shame for any man.
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i've dumped atleast a quart and a half of gear oil on my dick. my buddy wanted me to stab his tranny(for some reason he didn't mate the t-case to it...thought he would do it later and it was empty). he is there to tell me which way i should angle it and to put bellhousing bolts in...anyway i get down on my back and bench press the tranny up. gear oil starts dumping all over me but he still wants in stabbed...no big deal i'm wearing my work on shit cloths and have some clean ones in the truck. after it's stabbed and he ran a few bolts in i could get up.
it was an interesting feeling walking around with my dick lubed in gear oil.

just thought i would ad this to the thread.

happy trails
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was that supposed to be erotic because I got a boner reading it
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