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Old 03-11-2006, 12:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Nude/topless beaches: a few questions

While surfing the nude beach pics on Voyuerweb, I was wondering, would your woody ever go away? Would you get a really sunburned back? Would you apologize to a nice female cause you had a tent in your shorts?

Never been to a nude beach, but I would guess for every good one there would be a bunch of fat old ladies that would kill woody pretty quick.

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I've been to a toplses beach. Well it wasn't realy a topless beach. It was in Aruba and the Dutch always seem to take their tities out.

I never got wood, it doesn't really seem as cool as yo'd think. Most of the people there are nasty too. Plus I was with my exgirlfriend.
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I've been to topless/nude beaches and I didn't have a "woody" the whole time.
You get ysed to the nudity REAL fast, and while the view is nice, you aren't
drooling and slobbering the whole time.
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Old 03-11-2006, 01:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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same thing in Spain. Keep your sunglasses on and enjoy the view.
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They had a topless beach in mexico when we went on our honeymoon. After seeing a couple you get used to it. I think my husband didn't even take a second look. I kept pointing things out but he was too busy trying to find the free beer.
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I've been to topless/nude beaches and I didn't have a "woody" the whole time.
Quoted cause it's funny and I don't even have to make a old/limpdicked/viagra comment.
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Have you see what goes nude? Blech. At least in the guy department. I spend my time looking at the sand, the surf, anything but the men. Get a body wax and lay off the fermented grain before you go that bare guys.
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Have you see what goes nude? Blech. At least in the guy department. I spend my time looking at the sand, the surf, anything but the men. Get a body wax and lay off the fermented grain before you go that bare guys.


The women I saw on the topless beach we went to wasn't much to look at either. One lady's were down to her waist!
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Have you see what goes nude? Blech. At least in the guy department. I spend my time looking at the sand, the surf, anything but the men. Get a body wax and lay off the fermented grain before you go that bare guys.

Jeez, and I was gunna do a nice braid on my backhair.
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hahaha.. So topless isn't allowed on all beaches over there? Thats crazy
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If you get a woody just because you see a nekkid chick, you have little to no dick control.

Besides, if you were the dickcontrolless, there is always plenty of obese tubs of lard to make it go away,......and yes, they are topless/nude too, while in Palma, Spain, one of them beached theirself on the lounge chair next to mine.
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In the Dominican there were a lot of topless chicks at the beach because it is popular with Europeans. As I was sitting in my beach chair with a drink in hand, a 75 year old woman jogged by topless.
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In the Dominican there were a lot of topless chicks at the beach because it is popular with Europeans. As I was sitting in my beach chair with a drink in hand, a 75 year old woman jogged by topless.

that drink would have been all over the beach
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The women I saw on the topless beach we went to wasn't much to look at either. One lady's were down to her waist!
Something a friend noted at a clothing optional get together in the forest once:

Only people you don't want to see nekkid get nekkid. The cute ones think they're fat.
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I would never go to a nude beach. I have self-esteem issues.

Even my e-penis is tiny.
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I've been to topless/nude beaches and I didn't have a "woody" the whole time.
You get ysed to the nudity REAL fast, and while the view is nice, you aren't
drooling and slobbering the whole time.
in total agreement, it is funny to see "new" people they can never figure out what to do with there hands
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