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Old 03-19-2012, 02:23 AM   #25451 (permalink)
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Dealt with several "hoarder" cars when I was a grease monkey at Sears.

One I worked on was so bad that I double layers the seat plastics just to keep the YUK off my work clothes... I didn't want to catch the HIV or whatever else was on that.
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Old 03-19-2012, 02:35 AM   #25452 (permalink)
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Dealt with several "hoarder" cars when I was a grease monkey at Sears.

One I worked on was so bad that I double layers the seat plastics just to keep the YUK off my work clothes... I didn't want to catch the HIV or whatever else was on that.
I have had to put my gloves ON a couple times when pulling in some peoples cars . There was one mini van I had to pull in once that had 7 seperate braided pony tails that were around 2ft long laid width wise across the dash. It was definitly human hair too. Each one of them had a bow on the end. It was some fat old creepy ass dude too. He had doll houses and a bunch of other shit in the back. Couldn't see out of any of the windows barely it was so dirty inside. It was the middle of winter, like 10 degrees out and there were atleast 4 flies buzzing around inside. I just couldn't even imagine driving that thing every day..
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I was pulling in a customer's car like that at work. Tons of shit in the back and the passenger's seat was 95% bread loafs still in the packages. Luckily she was really fat so I wasn't completely smothered when I got in but ofcourse the seat foam was completely shot. First thing I noticed was the imprint of her body was in the wall of bread. Not even kidding, you could see her gut, tit and everything. At the time it wasn't funny though it smelled like her FUPA would.
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I have had to put my gloves ON a couple times when pulling in some peoples cars . There was one mini van I had to pull in once that had 7 seperate braided pony tails that were around 2ft long laid width wise across the dash. It was definitly human hair too. Each one of them had a bow on the end. It was some fat old creepy ass dude too. He had doll houses and a bunch of other shit in the back. Couldn't see out of any of the windows barely it was so dirty inside. It was the middle of winter, like 10 degrees out and there were atleast 4 flies buzzing around inside. I just couldn't even imagine driving that thing every day..
You qualify for your own thread. Or, there's gotta be a "service weirdness" thread on pirate somewhere, at the very least. (No really!)

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Old 03-19-2012, 05:59 AM   #25455 (permalink)
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How is that a fail?

It's $1200, doesn't look like a complete hack job for who ever did that front bumper, and it looks no worse than a stock geo tracker.
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Old 03-19-2012, 06:02 AM   #25456 (permalink)
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Saw this in the parking garage at work saturday. Win on hoarding, Fail for any passengers to ever get in the car. I bet it rides real nice with the rear suspension at full stuff.

Next time you walk by it see if the doors are locked!

You can bet the house looks the same way.
MAybe someday someone will toss a match inside!
Spontanious Combustion would fix that!
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Old 03-19-2012, 06:26 AM   #25457 (permalink)
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Next time you walk by it see if the doors are locked!

You can bet the house looks the same way.
MAybe someday someone will toss a match inside!
Spontanious Combustion would fix that!
It would be funny to just open a door, watch the waterfall of shit come out and leave.
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Old 03-19-2012, 07:12 AM   #25458 (permalink)
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It would be funny to just open a door, watch the waterfall of shit come out and leave.
Yea, just open the three doors and walk away. I'd bet they'ed be locked the next time, for sure! Wouldn't even need a match and possible singe the cars next to it or close the parking garage.

The sad thing is a few minutes next to a dumpster and they'd have that rolling sh*t pile empty.
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It would be funny to just open a door, watch the waterfall of shit come out and leave.
other than the fact they'd just shut the door and leave their trash there. I gotta give them something for not throwing their shit out the window though. That pisses me off
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You qualify for your own thread. Or, there's gotta be a "service weirdness" thread on pirate somewhere, at the very least. (No really!)

If you can find one I have plenty of other stories.
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Old 03-19-2012, 10:22 AM   #25461 (permalink)
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If you can find one I have plenty of other stories.
Yea, same here! I worked as a Serviceman for the Electric Company for a lifetime and got to see some weird crap in peoples back yards, garages and homes.

People can be strange and hard to understand.
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Yea, same here! I worked as a Serviceman for the Electric Company for a lifetime and got to see some weird crap in peoples back yards, garages and homes.

People can be strange and hard to understand.
you should try working on their computers and seeing the things they don on the internets.

if you think people are weird now
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Old 03-19-2012, 11:48 AM   #25464 (permalink)
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the fail is the 'big rubbers' decal on the windshield
It may be the camera distortion, but it looks like the tires are pointing out too....
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Yeah, it actually seems like a decent beater
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Old 03-19-2012, 01:41 PM   #25467 (permalink)
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he married that. I hope he's snipped, I don't want her babies to ever, ever exist.
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Spontanious Combustion would fix that!
Welcome to the thread...Spontaneous combustion means no match is needed.
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