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Old 06-06-2008, 08:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Top 10 reasons why there is no black race car drivers....(funny email-had to share..)

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
#10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

#9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

#8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

#7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

#6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

#5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

#4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

#3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.

#2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.






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Did you pass this on to five other people so that the mean black guy wouldn't carjack you?
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http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp
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That would be incorrect anyway, there is a very good black race car driver. I can't remember his name, but he has joined the F1 ranks.
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I wasn't offended. Just stating the facts.
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That would be incorrect anyway, there is a very good black race car driver. I can't remember his name, but he has joined the F1 ranks.
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