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Old 07-16-2008, 02:10 PM   #26 (permalink)
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*thinks about neighborhood wifes*

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Old 07-16-2008, 03:06 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:07 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:11 PM   #29 (permalink)
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OPP, how can I explain it
I'll take you frame by frame it
To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it
O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple
The last P...well...that's not that simple
It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten
It's five little letters that are missin' here
You get on occassion at the other party
As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'
Bust it
You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello
You get her name and number and then you feelin' real mellow
You get home, wait a day, she's what you wanna know about
Then you call up and it's her girlfriend or her cousin's house
It's not a front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T
It's just her boyfriend's at her house (Boy, that's what is scary)
It's OPP, time other people's what you get it
There's no room for relationship there's just room to hit it
How many brothers out there know just what I'm gettin' at
Who thinks it's wrong 'cos I'm splittin' and co-hittin' at
Well if you do, that's OPP and you're not down with it
But if you don't, here's your membership

Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (Every last homie)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (All the homies)

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted
The first two letters are the same but the last is something
different
It's the longest, loveliest, lean-- I call it the leanest
It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest
I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly
I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property
Now lady here comes a kiss, blow a kiss back to me, now tell me
exactly
Have you ever known a brother who have another like ah girl or wife
And you just had to stop and just 'cos he look just as nice
You looked at him, he looked at you and you knew right away
That he had someone but he was gonna be yours anyway
You couldn't be seen with him and honestly you didn't care
'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there
When y'all are finish, y'all can leave and only y'all would know
And then y'all could throw the skeleton bones right in the closet do'
Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your hands up high
Say OPP (OPP) I like to say with pride
Now when you do it, do it well and make sure that it counts
You're now down with a discount

Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (Every last lady)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (All the ladies)

This girl ah tried to OPP me
I had a girl and she knew that matter-of-fact my girl was partner's
that
Had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument
She tried to do me so we did it in my apartment, bust it
That wasn't the thing it must have been the way she hit the ceiling
'Cos after that she kept on coming back and catchin' feelings
I said, "Let's go my girl is coming so you gotta leave"
She said, "Oh no, I love you Treach" I said, "Now child please"
You gots to leave, come grab your coat, right now you gotta go
I said now look you to the stairs and to the stairwindow
This was a thing, a little thing, you shouldn't have put your heart
'Cos you know I was OPP, hell from the very start
Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about
When you get down, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth
That's rule number one in this OPP establishment
You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him

Exciting isn't it, a special kinda business
Many of you will catch the same sorta OPP is you with
Him or her for sure is going to admit it
When OPP comes, damn-- skippy I'm with it

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You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)

Break it down!
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:28 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I think banging anyone's wife is an instant death sentence. Bad idea.

I know for damn sure if anyone ever fucked my wife, I would liquidate all assest and devote my life to finding him and beheading him with a swiss army knife...the little keychain one.

And I'd laugh my ass off on the electric chair.
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:35 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:39 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I think banging anyone's wife is an instant death sentence. Bad idea.

I know for damn sure if anyone ever fucked my wife, I would liquidate all assest and devote my life to finding him and beheading him with a swiss army knife...the little keychain one.

And I'd laugh my ass off on the electric chair.
I've never understood this.

Wouldn't you be more mad at your wife?

It's not the guy who cheated on you.
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:42 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I've never understood this.

Wouldn't you be more mad at your wife?

It's not the guy who cheated on you.
Love the wife 'til death part us.
The guy commits the ultimate act of tresspass, and pays the ultimate price.

Can't hurt the woman, so take it all out on him. Unless he truly did not know - then everyone will spared carnage.
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:50 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Can't hurt the woman, so take it all out on him.

x2, I would be so blinded with anger if I walked in on that, but I still couldn't hit the chick. I would feel sorry for what the guy is about to go through though.
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Old 07-16-2008, 04:01 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Love the wife 'til death part us.
The guy commits the ultimate act of tresspass, and pays the ultimate price.

Can't hurt the woman, so take it all out on him. Unless he truly did not know - then everyone will spared carnage.

I can't believe I agree with Holocene.

I'd be mad at the girl - especially when she actively goes out pole hunting. No guy in his right mind turns down free punany.

And why the hell would you forgive her? Are you that big of a pussy that you would take back a women who clearly doesn't respect you.
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Old 07-16-2008, 04:09 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Yota up you are a fucking tard. You would kick some guys ass that your wife unzipped her pants for, and then banged him silly, then you would / could stay together with her???

If it was a friend I would beat him untill my knuckles blead. If it was just some dude that my ol lady decided she wanted to bang, she would be the fuck out the door right along with the new dick she found. Either way she would be the fuck out the door.

Holocene is spot on as usual.
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I think banging anyone's wife is an instant death sentence. Bad idea.

I know for damn sure if anyone ever fucked my wife, I would liquidate all assest and devote my life to finding him and beheading him with a swiss army knife...the little keychain one.

And I'd laugh my ass off on the electric chair.
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x2, I would be so blinded with anger if I walked in on that, but I still couldn't hit the chick. I would feel sorry for what the guy is about to go through though.
He just did you a big favor, why be pissed at him? Your wife is the one giving out the nappy dugout, not him. Hell, he might not even know.

When I was in high school, I found out a gf was cheating. I walked up to both of them, shook his hand and thanked him for letting me know she was a whore, and told her to get lost. It turns out he didn't know. He called her a whore and told her to get lost, too. The next day the entire school knew she was a cheating whore. I had no reason to be mad at him.

She on the other hand, had a miserable 3 years of nobody wanting to have anything to do with her.
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I think banging anyone's wife is an instant death sentence. Bad idea.

I know for damn sure if anyone ever fucked my wife, I would liquidate all assest and devote my life to finding him and beheading him with a swiss army knife...the little keychain one.

And I'd laugh my ass off on the electric chair.
you could always use the little tiny scissors on the Swiss Army Knife and really have a good laugh on the electric chair?
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I think banging anyone's wife is an instant death sentence. Bad idea.

I know for damn sure if anyone ever fucked my wife, I would liquidate all assest and devote my life to finding him and beheading him with a swiss army knife...the little keychain one.

And I'd laugh my ass off on the electric chair.
take it easy Francis, no one on the PBB wants your wife.

People have been fucking each others spouses since the beginning of time. I just wish that they would all be discreet so I wouldn't be caught in the middle...
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If if is rape...

If it is not, I leave and go to a party?
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Thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife.

That said, I'm guilty of banging my neighbors wife. She was in the midst of a divorce, he had moved out, and she was lonely.

I'm mostly sure that makes it okay.

Mostly.

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What if she was your neighbor and awfully lonely?

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I know of a guy that did time for beating his best friend retarded, as in the man cant function on his own anymore.

Story goes he came home to find his wife and best friend in his upstairs bedroom, he says all he remembers is hitting the man the first time.
He beat his naked ass around the bedroom for awhile before throwing him out the upstairs window. He walked downstairs out the door over to said best friend and continues to pummel him until nieghbors can hold him back.

I think it was justified and he shouldnt have had to do the 180 days for it.

Oh and he filed for a devorce the next day when he was released.
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It's a free country. If your neighbors want to fawk, let em at it.

He probaly thinks you're silly for only having one poonay.
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It's a free country. If your neighbors want to fawk, let em at it.

He probaly thinks you're silly for only having one poonay.


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Was separated from the wife a few years back, I had a block party and ended up banging the neighbors wife.

She was uber hot, her husband was a workaholic that was a fat abusive prick. He also liked to mow my yard on his side. It pissed me off and we had words about it several times. It was payback and nothing more ever happened.

Never felt bad about it, in fact they still live next door and they are screaming at each other right now. I would love for him to come over and say something to me.
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her husband was a workaholic that was a fat abusive prick.
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What if she was your neighbor and awfully lonely?

Now this neighbor might be worth it....Nice!
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