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Old 12-04-2009, 06:14 PM   #151 (permalink)
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tell him you ran over a little kid crossing the street when your brakes went out.
tell him the cops saw the line was cut and then dusted the truck for prints.
then tell him detectives told ya they got the prints back and are close to arresting a suspect.
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Old 12-04-2009, 06:36 PM   #152 (permalink)
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if you want to run him off

now that the cops know your blaming him they will come to you if something should happen to him.

so take a pic of him getting in his car and room so that room number is shown.
then post what the dumbass did to your rig just because you two had a arguement. take photos of the cut lines list all the bad things that could have come from this stupid asshole dumb actions. include things like hitting kids or a pregnant women crossing the stree or running into a shopping center. lay it on thick about all the things that could have happened if you didnt notice the problem. take the photos and message then go to a kinkos and post it on the biggest paper they have then hand it out to everyone in the apt complex. someone will probably handle this for you and you stay off the hook from the cops. they will run him off. also send a copy to his boss make it hurt him all around that he did this instead of coming to you like a man about it. all the while you get to laugh at him while his wourld falls apart.

oh and make sure you have a camera on your ride after you do cause im sure the dumbass will try something again and then the cops can arrest his ass.



although beating the shit out of him would be my instant reaction this will keep you out of jail for the christmas and may land him in jail so some dude named bubba can bend him over and fuck his ass. dont forget to send bubba a christmas card with some cash in it for making him his bitch for you.
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Old 12-04-2009, 07:16 PM   #153 (permalink)
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Apparently according to Pirate I have no recourse but to rape and/or murder this guy.
Id move.

Thats one of the advantages of renting.

Neighbors being a pain?

Just move. Did you ever get a police report?

IF so use that to break your lease,and move to a better place, without lazy bums 10 feet away.
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Tell the Gainesville cops you saw him riding his bicycle at night without a headlight. Then right before their swat team raids his house and shoots everyone in sight, remind them that you've seen him speeding on the campus sidewalks too.

Or, kidnap him, put him in an orange jumpsuit and drop his ass off at the Circle K in Raiford and let the locals handle him...

/disclaimer, it has been a while since I've been to G'ville. Cops may have settled down a bit.
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Old 12-05-2009, 05:37 AM   #159 (permalink)
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go to a local pet store and buy all the mice or rats they have then put them on his door in a wrapped box with a merry christmas tag signed your secret admirier.

the same goes with a ton of crickets. they should go everywhere when he opens them.

just screw with him all the time with inexpesive things and keep waitng for him to screw up again then catch it on tape
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Old 12-05-2009, 05:42 AM   #160 (permalink)
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oh and make sure you have a camera on your ride after you do cause im sure the dumbass will try something again and then the cops can arrest his ass.



although beating the shit out of him would be my instant reaction this will keep you out of jail for the christmas and may land him in jail so some dude named bubba can bend him over and fuck his ass. dont forget to send bubba a christmas card with some cash in it for making him his bitch for you.
Uh, I'm pretty sure bubba is spending time with his family this year. Hit him up after the first.

I'm glad bubba lives far from me

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Hell the answer is easy ...Go pay a crackhead 20 bucks to be a witness that he saw him do it thats if your 100% sure. He gets charged with atempted man slaughter. CASE CLOSED!!
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Had a similar issue with neighbors at my last apartment complex. They vandalized my rig, the cops wouldn't do anything unless they had witness statements... there were no witnesses that I could find, so the police were about useless.
Go to the apartment manager and file a formal complaint. Any time they look at you funny, file a formal complaint. Type something up, and make sure it gets added to their file. Most places will boot someone after enough complaints.

Oh yeah, and flatten one of his tires every day, just don't let anyone see you.
YOU mean loosen the valve core a little so it's a slow leak right.
I thought about loosening a engine oil drain plug and grounding out the pressure switch wire.
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now that the cops know your blaming him they will come to you if something should happen to him.

so take a pic of him getting in his car and room so that room number is shown.
then post what the dumbass did to your rig just because you two had a arguement. take photos of the cut lines list all the bad things that could have come from this stupid asshole dumb actions. include things like hitting kids or a pregnant women crossing the stree or running into a shopping center. lay it on thick about all the things that could have happened if you didnt notice the problem. take the photos and message then go to a kinkos and post it on the biggest paper they have then hand it out to everyone in the apt complex. someone will probably handle this for you and you stay off the hook from the cops. they will run him off. also send a copy to his boss make it hurt him all around that he did this instead of coming to you like a man about it. all the while you get to laugh at him while his wourld falls apart.

oh and make sure you have a camera on your ride after you do cause im sure the dumbass will try something again and then the cops can arrest his ass.



although beating the shit out of him would be my instant reaction this will keep you out of jail for the christmas and may land him in jail so some dude named bubba can bend him over and fuck his ass. dont forget to send bubba a christmas card with some cash in it for making him his bitch for you.
Fuck it before I put that much effort in it. I'd post bail.
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Old 12-05-2009, 08:09 AM   #165 (permalink)
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Move away, come back one night with two five gallon buckets, 10 gallons of aircraft paint remover, pour in the buckets and toss it on his car, when he gets a repaint due from insurance do it again.
Be sure to get a lot on the plastics.

then pour gas on the threshold of his door.as well as steps
Sorry some ghetto hoe down the street did that to a guy who played her last night.Ole boy came out and nearly cracked his head wide open..

I guess im a bad neigbor for just watching her pull up and doi her think but hell thats not my problem.
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Old 12-05-2009, 10:54 AM   #168 (permalink)
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we discussed this on another forum last week.

Im still loving the irony of pouring a bottle of brake fluid on his car.

and like I said on the other forum. if you cant prove he cut your brake lines, they cant prove you poured brake fluid on his shit.
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though I also kinda like the idea of just driving over his car and claiming you didnt have any brakes and couldnt stop....
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Best served cold.

Cinder block out the back of a p/u at 40 mph puts a nice touch on things. Kinda tough to prove. Make sure to hit the hood on the way in so it bounces like one of those German WWII skip bombs they used for dam busting. But thats just me.
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Cinder block out the back of a p/u at 40 mph puts a nice touch on things. Kinda tough to prove. Make sure to hit the hood on the way in so it bounces like one of those German WWII skip bombs they used for dam busting. But thats just me.


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The problem here is no proof.

You believe he did it because of the argument.

You are probably right, but no proof, so confronting him puts him on alert that you might come after his vehicle with the same BS.

Not confronting him, and fawking with his vehicle, he will suspect you and take the stance that you two had an argument and "look what he did to my car".

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Sage advice I learned long ago.


Now that the report has been filed you kinda screwed yourself for stealth rat-fawk mode for a while.

Whatever you do now to his vehicle will reflect back to you regardless.

The suggestions of video surveillance are good providing you can afford it.
Easier said than done, but your best legal recourse to support your claim should anything else transpire. It's too late to get his actions on tape this time, but there may be more coming to you.

Had you gotten him on video committing the act of cutting your brake lines he most likely could face charges of attempted manslaughter or attempted murder I would think.

The other previous suggestions not involving the vehicle you could do in the meantime while letting things "cool" off.
He might endure consequences of those subtle actions far greater than you might ever know, and while you might not see the fruits of your actions, it would remove you from the scrutiny of involvement.

Then you might be able to do a 12 step program of "rat-fawk the asshat" if you were still willing.

I know that Muriatic acid in the fuel tank = certain death to a vehicle as it happened to me.

Disclaimer: I do not condone any action from my comments above, I am merely stating them as friendly advice and relating my experiences.
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