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Old 02-02-2011, 08:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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SPINOFF: Baby born without eyelids

Baby is born without eyelids....Doctor says he can fix that by taking foreskin from the babys pee pee and can sew it on the baby to give it eyelids.




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Then he'd be cock-eyed.
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Old 02-02-2011, 08:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-02-2011, 08:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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You fucked it up...

Problem was, he'd have no foresight!!!
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The first time I heard that joke, many years ago, my buddies dad was telling it to me. He was all serious through the whole thing like it was something he had just read in the newspaper or heard on TV, except the baby was the baby of a prostitute in a town not too far away from where we lived.
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