Man what a disappointment! - Pirate4x4.Com : 4x4 and Off-Road Forum

Old Scout · 03-10-2002, 11:30 AM

I drop by the new LR dealership and start yakking with a salesman. After a talk about SG and RTE and a bunch of other sheit. This happened:

SM: Would you like to try out factory approved test track?
ME: Yea that's sounds great, but maybe some other time when I don't have three kegs of

, a weekends worth of food for ten and my dog in my rig.

SM: Uhh......................... No I meant in one of our new rovers. with me driving.

Me: In a stocker, right seat? No thanks.

merv · 03-10-2002, 11:54 PM

Ya can come up with all the excuses in the world (beer, food and dogs are not bad!) but if your too scared to travel with the guy just say so.

Excuse me while I go to the wardrobe to don my flame proof suit ;-)

Merv

Diesel Jim · 03-11-2002, 03:20 AM

my dealer has an 'off road course' too....it consists of a side slope, a little hill and some cobble stones.... all made out of concrete! and is about 200yards long start to finish!

most lunchtimes you see the mechanics playing with their mountain bikes on it!

Jamie

03-10-2002, 11:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
Old Scout IH/Rover Moderator Join Date: Feb 2000 Member # 17 Location: Aptos,Ca Posts: 13,401	Man what a disappointment! I drop by the new LR dealership and start yakking with a salesman. After a talk about SG and RTE and a bunch of other sheit. This happened: SM: Would you like to try out factory approved test track? ME: Yea that's sounds great, but maybe some other time when I don't have three kegs of , a weekends worth of food for ten and my dog in my rig. SM: Uhh......................... No I meant in one of our new rovers. with me driving. Me: In a stocker, right seat? No thanks. __________________ I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working." BUY MY BOAT http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/misc-...e-history.html Last edited by Old Scout; 03-10-2002 at 04:45 PM.

03-10-2002, 11:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
merv Granite Guru Join Date: Jan 2002 Member # 9396 Location: Kildare, Ireland Posts: 540	Ya can come up with all the excuses in the world (beer, food and dogs are not bad!) but if your too scared to travel with the guy just say so. Excuse me while I go to the wardrobe to don my flame proof suit ;-) Merv __________________ Merv. Warning, spellchecker is switched off, gramma may be errotic.

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03-11-2002, 03:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
Diesel Jim Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Member # 9426 Location: a word to describe where something is Posts: 364	my dealer has an 'off road course' too....it consists of a side slope, a little hill and some cobble stones.... all made out of concrete! and is about 200yards long start to finish! most lunchtimes you see the mechanics playing with their mountain bikes on it! Jamie