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Old 03-10-2002, 11:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Man what a disappointment!

I drop by the new LR dealership and start yakking with a salesman. After a talk about SG and RTE and a bunch of other sheit. This happened:

SM: Would you like to try out factory approved test track?
ME: Yea that's sounds great, but maybe some other time when I don't have three kegs of , a weekends worth of food for ten and my dog in my rig.

SM: Uhh......................... No I meant in one of our new rovers. with me driving.

Me: In a stocker, right seat? No thanks.
I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working."


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Old 03-10-2002, 11:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ya can come up with all the excuses in the world (beer, food and dogs are not bad!) but if your too scared to travel with the guy just say so.

Excuse me while I go to the wardrobe to don my flame proof suit ;-)


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Old 03-11-2002, 03:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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my dealer has an 'off road course' consists of a side slope, a little hill and some cobble stones.... all made out of concrete! and is about 200yards long start to finish!

most lunchtimes you see the mechanics playing with their mountain bikes on it!

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