OH NO, I crashed. - Pirate4x4.Com : 4x4 and Off-Road Forum

Bert · 06-10-2002, 03:11 PM

Well, It's been awhile. So I thought I would share my expirence.

Here we go. On vacation, at home doing the normal trails that I always run.

Meet up with... Not one, But 2 SWEET, SEXY, SINGLE 22 y/o female MT bikers. One is on a SANAT CRUISE with Disc's and the other is on a GT I drive.

So I say to myself.... SELF your going to ride with them. They seem up to the fun so away we go.

First trail = Hammer time.

Second trial = Hammer time

3rd trail very much slower.

4th trail very very very much slower

5th trail extreemely slow. Then it happened. I was way way too close to girl #2 who was way way too close to girl #1 and girl #1 yells,,, Mud.
Girl #2 yells Oh Shit!
I yell Owww. We were going soooo slow my front tire never made it all the way threw the mud hole. It stuck like glue.
Flipped my but over the bars and I landed on my feet.
The girls felt bad and made sure I was ok...

But that my friends is the story of my crash. I havn't gone over the bars since I shattered my hand way back in 1994.

Oh well it got me 2 phone numbers

WHO's YOUR DADDY?

vova · 06-10-2002, 09:25 PM

good story, but how about a pic of the girls

Bert · 06-11-2002, 09:24 AM

Sunday they are going to ride again. If it dont rain.... I might just do that...

They would make quite a screen saver.

YellowSub1962 · 06-11-2002, 06:11 PM

see if you can get them to take their clothes off and kiss..that would be a much better picture

Bert · 06-12-2002, 02:15 PM

What? spandex isn't good enough for you, Sub?

Ok, I will see if they can get naked and kiss me for the pic... Just for you....

VT_Toy · 06-21-2002, 08:54 PM

If you aren't crashing ya ain't ridin' hard enough

DemoMike · 06-27-2002, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NH_Toy
If you aren't crashing ya ain't ridin' hard enough

I was beginning to think I was the only one thinking that.

Bert · 06-29-2002, 09:58 AM

No, I ride hard enough. I am just that good.

06-10-2002, 03:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bert Registered User Join Date: May 2000 Member # 743 Location: Pittsburgh Pa Posts: 3,874	OH NO, I crashed. Well, It's been awhile. So I thought I would share my expirence. Here we go. On vacation, at home doing the normal trails that I always run. Meet up with... Not one, But 2 SWEET, SEXY, SINGLE 22 y/o female MT bikers. One is on a SANAT CRUISE with Disc's and the other is on a GT I drive. So I say to myself.... SELF your going to ride with them. They seem up to the fun so away we go. First trail = Hammer time. Second trial = Hammer time 3rd trail very much slower. 4th trail very very very much slower 5th trail extreemely slow. Then it happened. I was way way too close to girl #2 who was way way too close to girl #1 and girl #1 yells,,, Mud. Girl #2 yells Oh Shit! I yell Owww. We were going soooo slow my front tire never made it all the way threw the mud hole. It stuck like glue. Flipped my but over the bars and I landed on my feet. The girls felt bad and made sure I was ok... But that my friends is the story of my crash. I havn't gone over the bars since I shattered my hand way back in 1994. Oh well it got me 2 phone numbers WHO's YOUR DADDY? __________________ 1993 YJ, SOA, locked/locked, beadlocked 35's, chromo's, caged,OBA, sold. Once again. no jeep.

06-10-2002, 09:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
vova Does yer dewg bite? Join Date: Feb 2000 Member # 196 Location: Los Gatos - Ca - U.S.A Posts: 8,227 Blog Entries: 2	good story, but how about a pic of the girls __________________ 85' Toyota truck/runner. 60/14 bolt, 4.3L, 39.5's. 07' Turner RFX for exercise. (Ride hard or ride cross country) In loving memory of Madelyn Rose Ekhilevsky 04/17/04 - 12/08/08

06-11-2002, 09:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bert Registered User Join Date: May 2000 Member # 743 Location: Pittsburgh Pa Posts: 3,874	Sunday they are going to ride again. If it dont rain.... I might just do that... They would make quite a screen saver. __________________ 1993 YJ, SOA, locked/locked, beadlocked 35's, chromo's, caged,OBA, sold. Once again. no jeep.

06-11-2002, 06:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
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06-12-2002, 02:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bert Registered User Join Date: May 2000 Member # 743 Location: Pittsburgh Pa Posts: 3,874	What? spandex isn't good enough for you, Sub? Ok, I will see if they can get naked and kiss me for the pic... Just for you.... __________________ 1993 YJ, SOA, locked/locked, beadlocked 35's, chromo's, caged,OBA, sold. Once again. no jeep.

06-21-2002, 08:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
VT_Toy Zeus of the Sluice Join Date: Mar 2000 Member # 349 Location: Middlebury, VT Posts: 4,023	If you aren't crashing ya ain't ridin' hard enough

06-29-2002, 09:58 AM	#8 (permalink)
Bert Registered User Join Date: May 2000 Member # 743 Location: Pittsburgh Pa Posts: 3,874	No, I ride hard enough. I am just that good. __________________ 1993 YJ, SOA, locked/locked, beadlocked 35's, chromo's, caged,OBA, sold. Once again. no jeep.

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