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Old 06-10-2002, 04:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Thumbs down OH NO, I crashed.

Well, It's been awhile. So I thought I would share my expirence.

Here we go. On vacation, at home doing the normal trails that I always run.

Meet up with... Not one, But 2 SWEET, SEXY, SINGLE 22 y/o female MT bikers. One is on a SANAT CRUISE with Disc's and the other is on a GT I drive.

So I say to myself.... SELF your going to ride with them. They seem up to the fun so away we go.

First trail = Hammer time.
Second trial = Hammer time
3rd trail very much slower.
4th trail very very very much slower
5th trail extreemely slow. Then it happened. I was way way too close to girl #2 who was way way too close to girl #1 and girl #1 yells,,, Mud.
Girl #2 yells Oh Shit!
I yell Owww. We were going soooo slow my front tire never made it all the way threw the mud hole. It stuck like glue.
Flipped my but over the bars and I landed on my feet.
The girls felt bad and made sure I was ok...

But that my friends is the story of my crash. I havn't gone over the bars since I shattered my hand way back in 1994.

Oh well it got me 2 phone numbers WHO's YOUR DADDY?
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Old 06-10-2002, 10:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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good story, but how about a pic of the girls
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Old 06-11-2002, 10:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Cool

Sunday they are going to ride again. If it dont rain.... I might just do that...

They would make quite a screen saver.
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Old 06-11-2002, 07:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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see if you can get them to take their clothes off and kiss..that would be a much better picture


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Old 06-12-2002, 03:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What? spandex isn't good enough for you, Sub?



Ok, I will see if they can get naked and kiss me for the pic... Just for you....
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Old 06-21-2002, 09:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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If you aren't crashing ya ain't ridin' hard enough
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Old 06-27-2002, 04:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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If you aren't crashing ya ain't ridin' hard enough
I was beginning to think I was the only one thinking that.
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Old 06-29-2002, 10:58 AM   #8 (permalink)
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No, I ride hard enough. I am just that good.
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