Slow news day in central Cackalaki

[Don "Woody" Woodward]

First, we present you Chief Deadeye Dick: Looses 4 rounds at a suspected bank-robber mothfuckle be all hidinz hind the signpost n shit! Hits the jackass in the pant leg, who promptly calls a TO & gets hauled in.

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/7749629/

Next up, not snakes on the plane, but wally gator in the lake. Not just any lake, but a lake what just has had a metric assload of money spent upon it rehabbing the dam, fish stocking, etc... So let's call off summer in Hope(less) Mills. Better yet, hire Chief from above, given enough 9mm, he can scare the gator back to florida.

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/7750722/

$case of beer betcha the joker who stocked the pond with wally, can go catch & release another muy pronto, keeping the town officials aquiver all summer.

What y'all got goin on round your parts?

[zukitough]

Gators are a protected native species in the sandhills area. There have been some spotted in the PWC ponds off Bragg Blvd.

[Bubba Ray Boudreaux]

Originally Posted by Don "Woody" Woodward

What y'all got goin on round your parts?

SHTF

[Don "Woody" Woodward]

Originally Posted by zukitough

Gators are a protected native species in the sandhills area. There have been some spotted in the PWC ponds off Bragg Blvd.

No kidding?

folks catch & release things, so anymore it's hard to say where you will run into anything.

I dread the day pigs migrate into my AO... I would foster family some black bears and a crateful of snakes to keeps the pigs away... but they wouldn't.

[zukitough]

Last two sentances of the article YOU posted:
"Alligators are a protected species, and this is their natural habitat, he said.

“There’s nothing to be alarmed about. They’re a big part of our natural heritage in North Carolina,” Padgett said."

Yes gators are in NC and have been for a long time.
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