Good Stoner Joke

Screwzer2 · 08-04-2005, 10:05 PM

A MONKEY SITTING IN A TREE

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a
lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard,
"What's the matter with you?!"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in! The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much water did you drink?"

Proeliator · 08-04-2005, 10:15 PM

I guess you have to be stoned to think thats funny

animator · 08-04-2005, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Proeliator

I guess you have to be stoned to think thats funny

I'm sure spawn_x is LOLing all over himself right now...

ironpig70 · 08-04-2005, 10:22 PM

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Radbassist · 08-04-2005, 10:27 PM

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cybergeek23851 · 08-04-2005, 10:27 PM

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thats dial up on a slow night for you.

Radbassist · 08-04-2005, 10:27 PM

Crap

santa · 08-04-2005, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Radbassist

Crap

No studdddderrrrrrrr

Paul Gagnon · 08-04-2005, 11:12 PM

Damn I had to read that 4 times before it made sense. Definitely Not teh funnay.

Roktoys84 · 08-04-2005, 11:38 PM

I'm not stoned and I laughed :shrug:

Screwzer2 · 08-05-2005, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Proeliator

I guess you have to be stoned to think thats funny

Probably, I was

Screwzer2 · 08-05-2005, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ironpig70

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Yeah? Where?

sceep · 08-05-2005, 11:38 AM

LMAO..

*sober too*

welndmn · 08-05-2005, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Screwzer2

Yeah? Where?

May12, 1985

jerseyzuks · 08-05-2005, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by welndmn

May12, 1985

If I heard it in 1985, I'm not sure I would have gotten the joke

Funnay!

08-04-2005, 10:05 PM	#1
Screwzer2 The Antithesis Join Date: Nov 2004 Member # 38193 Location: Nevada City, CA under a bridge Posts: 293	Good Stoner Joke A MONKEY SITTING IN A TREE A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in! The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!" The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much water did you drink?"

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