A salute to JSA. Dieselmh does TTT.

Dieselmh · 12-13-2005, 11:01 AM

I was forced to go to a 3 year old's birthday party this weekend. Said party was filled with literally tens and tens of curtain climbers, tricycle motors, anal sex acts gone bad, and any other derogatory name you want to call a child.

There was also one of those moon walk things, and lots and lots of cake and cupcakes, so needless to say, the freakin' kids were wired. There was a pretty even mixture of country kids and city kids, so today's Top Ten Tuesday is entitled "Top ten ways to tell the city kids apart from the country kids."

10. Two kids are riding in one of those plastic toy cars, hit a hole in the yard, and roll it over. City kid starts crying and runs to Mom to be consoled. Country kid gets up, flips car over, kicks it, then jumps back in car and hauls ass before Mom can yell at him for getting his good clothes dirty.

9. Country kid climbs up the side of the moonwalk, falls off, and lands on the ground. She looks around to make sure no one saw her, realizes that she's not hurt, and climbs back up. City kid tattles on her.

8. During the singing and candle blowing, city kids are all sitting in their chairs at the table, singing happy birthday. Country kid is too busy eating the icing off of the side of the cake to sing.

7. During the present opening, city kids are sitting around, either attempting to open the presents with the birthday girl, or trying to be the first to play with the new toys. Country kids are outside, playing in the dirt while their Moms are distracted with the other kids.

6. City kid finds an ant bed, and attempts to play with them, gets bitten, then goes crying to mom. Country kid finds same ant bed and proceeds to poke it with a stick, then stomp the ants as they run out.

5. City kid gets licked by one of the puppies running around, freaks out, falls on the ground, crying, then freaks out more when the puppy starts licking her on the face.

Country kid gives the puppy a "hug", which causes the puppy to yelp and nip country kid. Country kid then drops puppy on it's head and gives him a kick for good measure.

4. City kids are all outside, playing with the new toys. Country kids are now inside, eating all the sweets they can grab while the parents are outside.

3. City kids take the new nerf football and are playing keep away from one of the country kids. Country kid decides to play soccer with someone's shoe (probably someone who was inside the moon walk at the time) and has obviously decided that the large mud puddle in the driveway is the GOAL!!!!

2. City kid gets tired, cranky, and whiny, so her Mom takes her home, since it's nap time. Country kid is asleep under the Christmas tree, right next to the remnants of a cupcake and a sleeping puppy on the other side.

1. City kid falls down in the yard and gets his jeans dirty. He's fine until he realizes that his mom saw it happen, then starts crying. Country kid falls down on the concrete porch, rolls off the 6 inch drop on the side, falls onto the yard, then gets up, with himself and his lollipop covered in dirt. He walks over to me, hands me the lollipop, then points to the water hose. Once I washed the dirt off and picked a few leaves out of his hair, he was good as new!

I know JSA was better, but somebody needed to pick up the slack!

bertha · 12-13-2005, 11:09 AM

I wil applaud you

And yes, glad my kids are country kids

Co Pilot · 12-13-2005, 11:11 AM

cute!

edit ~ so when are you going to have 1 or 4. You KNOW you want to!!

Ashley21 · 12-13-2005, 11:12 AM

LOL, that was pretty funny

CaryW · 12-13-2005, 11:12 AM

Did a city kid have to wear a helmet while riding in the plastic car?

mobil1syn · 12-13-2005, 11:13 AM

good stuff right there

sceep · 12-13-2005, 11:13 AM

country kids rock.

bertha · 12-13-2005, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sceep

country kids rock.

Those Tonka toys didn't stand a chance with my lil one

me: What the hell happened to your truck?
son: I thought that big rock wouldn't crush it dad!
me: Guess we know now that it will

son: Can you buy me another one?

sceep · 12-13-2005, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bertha

Those Tonka toys didn't stand a chance with my lil one

me: What the hell happened to your truck?
son: I thought that big rock wouldn't crush it dad!
me: Guess we know now that it will

son: Can you buy me another one?

apparently you;ve fallen victim to the new age craptacular plastic tonkas then.

my boys have the entire origional STEEL line up

fullygruntled · 12-13-2005, 11:26 AM

Wife and I are in an epic battle, her raising "city girls," myself raising "country girls."

Shiona trips and falls while outside with mom, she cries and asks for a bandaid (despite no bleeding), and usually gets it. Trips and falls while with me, she dusts herself off and gets back to whatever she was doing.

BudTX · 12-13-2005, 11:28 AM

A great read!

Bud, former country kid and a proud father of three country kids.

bertha · 12-13-2005, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sceep

apparently you;ve fallen victim to the new age craptacular plastic tonkas then.

my boys have the entire origional STEEL line up

Nope, he had the metal ones too, but he tried his damnest to make sure they got the full rock treatment every time he was out.

Guess I never should have said they were unbreakable

DaGimp · 12-13-2005, 11:41 AM

Cute...

MudzerK5 · 12-13-2005, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sceep

country kids rock.

Funny thing is - Sceep's kids are playing in the driveway. Thats gravel right thure!

basketcasejeep · 12-13-2005, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sceep

apparently you;ve fallen victim to the new age craptacular plastic tonkas then.

my boys have the entire origional STEEL line up

My brothers and I managed to smash our steel ones too.

That was a funny, and very true, TT.

Dieselmh · 12-13-2005, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sceep

country kids rock.

What's funny is that the one who rolled the car over, then flipped it back and hauled ass really did remind me of your youngest son. He had that very determined look on his face!

He was also the one who kicked the other kid's shoe into the mud puddle.

DRM · 12-13-2005, 12:23 PM

Both my kids knew what "walk it off" meant by age 2

FYRMAN · 12-13-2005, 12:49 PM

Classic. Sounds like me everytime we went to grandmas house. All three of us boys were country kids.

Haole · 12-13-2005, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sceep

country kids rock.

My mom hated it when we lived in Rio Puerco. Any time that I thought I was in trouble, I'd make a beeline for the desert. She was too chicken to come after me.

EMG7895 · 12-13-2005, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sceep

apparently you;ve fallen victim to the new age craptacular plastic tonkas then.

my boys have the entire origional STEEL line up

We used to have the steel ones too, they survived about 20-25 years of kids before they got too rusted and smashed.

Welby · 12-13-2005, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DRM

Both my kids knew what "walk it off" meant by age 2

Lol, I've already been telling my daughter to "Shake it off"

bertha · 12-13-2005, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Welby

Lol, I've already been telling my daughter to "Shake it off"

Good man, it doesn't only apply to boys

Just Some Asshole · 12-14-2005, 11:39 AM

Ahma proud a ya sohn! damn proud!

sceep · 12-14-2005, 11:40 AM

Asshole!!!!!!!!!! :d

Co Pilot · 12-14-2005, 11:40 AM

peeping asshole!!

12-13-2005, 11:01 AM	#1
Dieselmh Hungry! Join Date: Aug 2001 Member # 6417 Posts: 1,798	A salute to JSA. Dieselmh does TTT. I was forced to go to a 3 year old's birthday party this weekend. Said party was filled with literally tens and tens of curtain climbers, tricycle motors, anal sex acts gone bad, and any other derogatory name you want to call a child. There was also one of those moon walk things, and lots and lots of cake and cupcakes, so needless to say, the freakin' kids were wired. There was a pretty even mixture of country kids and city kids, so today's Top Ten Tuesday is entitled "Top ten ways to tell the city kids apart from the country kids." 10. Two kids are riding in one of those plastic toy cars, hit a hole in the yard, and roll it over. City kid starts crying and runs to Mom to be consoled. Country kid gets up, flips car over, kicks it, then jumps back in car and hauls ass before Mom can yell at him for getting his good clothes dirty. 9. Country kid climbs up the side of the moonwalk, falls off, and lands on the ground. She looks around to make sure no one saw her, realizes that she's not hurt, and climbs back up. City kid tattles on her. 8. During the singing and candle blowing, city kids are all sitting in their chairs at the table, singing happy birthday. Country kid is too busy eating the icing off of the side of the cake to sing. 7. During the present opening, city kids are sitting around, either attempting to open the presents with the birthday girl, or trying to be the first to play with the new toys. Country kids are outside, playing in the dirt while their Moms are distracted with the other kids. 6. City kid finds an ant bed, and attempts to play with them, gets bitten, then goes crying to mom. Country kid finds same ant bed and proceeds to poke it with a stick, then stomp the ants as they run out. 5. City kid gets licked by one of the puppies running around, freaks out, falls on the ground, crying, then freaks out more when the puppy starts licking her on the face. Country kid gives the puppy a "hug", which causes the puppy to yelp and nip country kid. Country kid then drops puppy on it's head and gives him a kick for good measure. 4. City kids are all outside, playing with the new toys. Country kids are now inside, eating all the sweets they can grab while the parents are outside. 3. City kids take the new nerf football and are playing keep away from one of the country kids. Country kid decides to play soccer with someone's shoe (probably someone who was inside the moon walk at the time) and has obviously decided that the large mud puddle in the driveway is the GOAL!!!! 2. City kid gets tired, cranky, and whiny, so her Mom takes her home, since it's nap time. Country kid is asleep under the Christmas tree, right next to the remnants of a cupcake and a sleeping puppy on the other side. 1. City kid falls down in the yard and gets his jeans dirty. He's fine until he realizes that his mom saw it happen, then starts crying. Country kid falls down on the concrete porch, rolls off the 6 inch drop on the side, falls onto the yard, then gets up, with himself and his lollipop covered in dirt. He walks over to me, hands me the lollipop, then points to the water hose. Once I washed the dirt off and picked a few leaves out of his hair, he was good as new! I know JSA was better, but somebody needed to pick up the slack! __________________ Everything I type is good natured flaming in the name of fun, not mean spirited or vicious bullshit.

12-13-2005, 11:11 AM	#3
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12-13-2005, 11:09 AM	#2
bertha Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Member # 3668 Location: Ft. Hell Posts: 2,460	I wil applaud you And yes, glad my kids are country kids

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Ashley21 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Member # 52966 Posts: 29	LOL, that was pretty funny

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CaryW WALKING AMOK Join Date: Aug 2003 Member # 22104 Location: Northeast Texas Posts: 617	Did a city kid have to wear a helmet while riding in the plastic car?

12-13-2005, 11:28 AM	#11
BudTX Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Member # 53586 Location: Miami County, Kansas Posts: 54	A great read! Bud, former country kid and a proud father of three country kids.

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FYRMAN Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Member # 4358 Location: otHELLo, Washington Posts: 3,605	Classic. Sounds like me everytime we went to grandmas house. All three of us boys were country kids. __________________ Central Washington Muff Dive and Rescue Team

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