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View Poll Results: Does Paula Abdul have a disease/eye problem?
Yes, it's quite obvious. 4 21.05%
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Old 03-29-2006, 08:21 AM   #1
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Paula Abdul: Eye Problem? Disease?

I posted this in the Idol thread:

I noticed that Paula might have something wrong with her face/eye.
Her left eye is usually covered by her hair, looks like it is done on purpose. And when you get a clean look at that side of her face, her eye looks half-closed, all the time.

So, what do you think?
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Old 03-29-2006, 08:23 AM   #3
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I read somewhere that her eye got permenatly damaged in a tragic cumshot accident. Can't remember where I read it but it seemed a little far fetched to me.
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I've noticed she slurs, I'm thinkin she's all jacked up on pain meds and liquor wondering how she landed on Idol.
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Old 03-29-2006, 08:27 AM   #6
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I read somewhere that her eye got permenatly damaged in a tragic cumshot accident. Can't remember where I read it but it seemed a little far fetched to me.
I'd buy that story for a dollar.
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I'm not UP on my Abdul history, didn't she have a car wreck and almost die a few years ago?

I'm betting it was a roadhead injury
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I'm betting it was a roadhead injury
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I read somewhere that her eye got permenatly damaged in a tragic cumshot accident. Can't remember where I read it but it seemed a little far fetched to me.
Well she was a Laker Girl. Maybe she got EyeAIDS from Magic.
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She seems drunk most of the time to me.
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I think paula has Bacardi in her Coke glass...
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look what googling Paula Abdul Sucks brought up

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archiv..._american.html

check out the comments section.
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Wondering if she's ready for Playboy yet...
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look what googling Paula Abdul Sucks brought up

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How long did this file take to start playing?
I hit play and it just sits there "loading"...
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check out the comments section.
The Joe Rogan website and myspace battle thread was odd.


Back to Paula... I read that during the summer of '92, Arsenio was on a St. Ides bender and bitch-slapped Paula for allegedly having an affair with MC Scat Cat.
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How long did this file take to start playing?
I hit play and it just sits there "loading"...

I think it was mentioned in the comments that it was removed for fear of a lawsuit.
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Dude - she was born the same day as me - that makes her almost 49.

She LIVES on mega-doses of pain meds, from the car wreck she was in several years ago. It's a wonder she can walk and talk.
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Dude - she was born the same day as me - that makes her almost 49.

She LIVES on mega-doses of pain meds, from the car wreck she was in several years ago. It's a wonder she can walk and talk.
SO WHAT!

Prop her goofy ass up and take her clothes off.
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The Joe Rogan website and myspace battle thread was odd.


Back to Paula... I read that during the summer of '92, Arsenio was on a St. Ides bender and bitch-slapped Paula for allegedly having an affair with MC Scat Cat.
hahaha....

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Dude - she was born the same day as me - that makes her almost 49.

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Naw, she'll be 44 this June. DOB: June 19, 1962

Not too shabby for almost 44.

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