Who throws a burrito i mean really?

JerryRigs · 04-14-2006, 12:21 PM

So this may only amuse me but I found it funny so I though id share.

My sisters name on messanger today was listed as "When all else fails.....Throw a Burrito at the Boss" with her quote as "Wish I had a burrito".
So I asked what that was all about...... So heres the story: (NOTE: All names have been changed to protect the innocent)

Yesterday while I was out running errands, Samuel (the boss) bought Suzanna (his employee/sister) and Kellie (an employee) lunch and wanted to have a little meeting with them downstairs in the conference room about sales strategies. Well Suzanna (his employee/sister) and Samuel (the boss) got in a HUGE fight and she threw her burrito at him. Got him right in the head, made a huge mess all over the conference room, stormed out and took off

So Samuel made Kellie go with him to his parents house (were she drove off to)and pick up the company car, fire Suzanna and proceed to get in another huge fight, screaming and yelling in the front yard of the parents house.

So Samuel asked Alan and James (the other 2 employees) to clean up the conference room. James was all, If she didnt like the burrito she could have just thrown it away.........

Keep in mind these arent kids.....
Samuel is 30
Suzanna is 39
Kellie is 32

Heres a few more snipets of what my sis said in the conversation:
"they said it made quite a mess on his head"
"Plus......Sam is the boss. So even if we think its his fault.......um guess who writes our paychecks"

Luckily my sis was off runnin errands

So whos got crazy work storys like this........

EDIT: OOOPS I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE NAMES!
EDIT2: Sis MADE me change the names!!!!

Schly · 04-14-2006, 12:27 PM

I just went to the founder of the company's office to install a new email client. He says "Hey! I used this 'Super Protectant 2000' to clean my laptop screen and it looks great!" It's for cleaning/protecting dashboards and plastics inside a car.

So I fire up his other two computers and see that the screens are covered in a dried on smeared up mess of a coating. I said "Did you do these two monitors too?" He said "Yeah, but I didn't clean them off quite as well."

He's a PHD and an engineer. Just... Wow....

BruthDoobie · 04-14-2006, 12:28 PM

While seated at the boss' desk, my father-in-law ended a heated arguement by mooning his boss while yelling, "talk to my ass because me ears don't want to hear that shit." He kept his job, too.

Jack Mehoff · 04-14-2006, 07:08 PM

This just needs a bump.

04-14-2006, 12:21 PM	#1
JerryRigs Registered User Join Date: May 2000 Member # 1012 Location: A Park in Chicago (CA) Posts: 350	Who throws a burrito i mean really? So this may only amuse me but I found it funny so I though id share. My sisters name on messanger today was listed as "When all else fails.....Throw a Burrito at the Boss" with her quote as "Wish I had a burrito". So I asked what that was all about...... So heres the story: (NOTE: All names have been changed to protect the innocent) Yesterday while I was out running errands, Samuel (the boss) bought Suzanna (his employee/sister) and Kellie (an employee) lunch and wanted to have a little meeting with them downstairs in the conference room about sales strategies. Well Suzanna (his employee/sister) and Samuel (the boss) got in a HUGE fight and she threw her burrito at him. Got him right in the head, made a huge mess all over the conference room, stormed out and took off So Samuel made Kellie go with him to his parents house (were she drove off to)and pick up the company car, fire Suzanna and proceed to get in another huge fight, screaming and yelling in the front yard of the parents house. So Samuel asked Alan and James (the other 2 employees) to clean up the conference room. James was all, If she didnt like the burrito she could have just thrown it away......... Keep in mind these arent kids..... Samuel is 30 Suzanna is 39 Kellie is 32 Heres a few more snipets of what my sis said in the conversation: "they said it made quite a mess on his head" "Plus......Sam is the boss. So even if we think its his fault.......um guess who writes our paychecks" Luckily my sis was off runnin errands So whos got crazy work storys like this........ EDIT: OOOPS I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE NAMES! EDIT2: Sis MADE me change the names!!!! __________________ When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. [url]http://www.myspace.com/dbl530[/url] [SIZE=4]BE COOL, CLICK THE ADS[/SIZE] Last edited by JerryRigs; 04-14-2006 at 12:39 PM.

04-14-2006, 12:27 PM	#2
Schly Jesus rode dinosaurs Join Date: Jan 2001 Member # 2741 Location: Santa Rosa, CA Posts: 1,724	I just went to the founder of the company's office to install a new email client. He says "Hey! I used this 'Super Protectant 2000' to clean my laptop screen and it looks great!" It's for cleaning/protecting dashboards and plastics inside a car. So I fire up his other two computers and see that the screens are covered in a dried on smeared up mess of a coating. I said "Did you do these two monitors too?" He said "Yeah, but I didn't clean them off quite as well." He's a PHD and an engineer. Just... Wow.... __________________ "The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government." -- Patrick Henry

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04-14-2006, 12:28 PM	#3
BruthDoobie Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 16963 Location: not California Posts: 315	While seated at the boss' desk, my father-in-law ended a heated arguement by mooning his boss while yelling, "talk to my ass because me ears don't want to hear that shit." He kept his job, too.

04-14-2006, 07:08 PM	#4
Jack Mehoff Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Member # 28046 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 33	This just needs a bump.