Flat Lisa's trip to D.C. (as narrated by usmcdoc14)

usmcdoc14 · 05-01-2006, 05:47 PM

this is not how it apears in the book to the kids

That and there are a LOT more pictures in the kids book.

Lisa came to Mayland and hung with Bev and Gil. We went and showed Lisa the National Naval Medical Center.

Lisa says Bev looks cute in her sailor suit

we hopped on the Metro and somewhere along the way Lisa stole some blind man's Playboy

bad Lisa.

And she said she wanted to stop in Dupont Circle and go sex toy shopping for Roxy.

We stopped at a carousel and Lisa wanted to get on.

She said that if you want to ride, ride the white pony. We have no clue what Lisa was babbling about.

We finally made it to the Smithsonian where lisa HAD to stop and make fun of the EMO fags.

we had lots of fun, one cried when Lisa licked him with her tall shoes.

APRILRAZZ · 05-01-2006, 05:49 PM

BTW I did the narration for the kids book

usmcdoc14 · 05-01-2006, 05:55 PM

We went inside the museum and Lisa found a huge locomotive

She said that this was the first train she rode with only one other person.

Next we saw some of SDCJ's old pets.

Lisa did NOT find it funny when Bev tried to feed her to him.

So in retaliation Lisa CALLED THE POWER OF LEOPARD PRINT UNDIES !!!!!
and attacked us with a bull elephant

We ran till I could summon the power of the Squirrel of DEATH !!11!!!

We fought for an hour or so till Lisa got hungry and treated us to roast beast SAMMICHES !!!

YAAAA LISA

Co Pilot · 05-01-2006, 06:01 PM

blind playboy??

Thanks you guys!!!

usmcdoc14 · 05-01-2006, 06:04 PM

Lisa found something for Roxy

the most pimpinest CAMPAR !!

its was covered in genuine naugahyde

She said you can tow it in this

And Lisa met a celebrity

She said hi and shook his hand.
She said her hand smelled like pork for some reason for a bit afterward

Lisa found a seismograph and I asked her what she was gonna do with that junk, with that junk in her trunk

Lisa caused a earthquake..with her junk

APRILRAZZ · 05-01-2006, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Co Pilot

blind playboy??

Thanks you guys!!!

It belonged to Ray Charles

usmcdoc14 · 05-01-2006, 06:15 PM

Lisa was thinking of becoming president

but she changed he mind after we say the Lincoln and Kennedy exhibits for some reason.

Then Lisa got all excited !!! and she was shivering and giddy

cause she found:
DIAMONDS !!

Lisa had to be drug away from this one, she was pouting and making puppy eyes for it. She said all Italian princesses deserved a tiara

And she wants to know why the fawk Robert did not buy Mel this 28ct solitaire ring

and that these 2 sets were tacky enough for both Co-Pilot and Roxy to want them

But Lisa's day came to a close and she was glad to be in America

Roxywheels · 05-01-2006, 06:19 PM

*clapping* Yea Gil and Bev!!! *clapping* Every italian female should see the Hope Diamond!!!

Mustard Dog · 05-01-2006, 06:22 PM

Bravo

APRILRAZZ · 05-01-2006, 07:00 PM

They have a heart shaped blue diamond ring that was over 30ct with just that stone.

Mustard Dog · 05-01-2006, 07:10 PM

What did she get for

at the sex toy store

I should send the real Lisa the link to this thread

usmcdoc14 · 05-01-2006, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustard Dog

What did she get for

at the sex toy store

I should send the real Lisa the link to this thread

geeeze

here is the pic of it

Mustard Dog · 05-01-2006, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by usmcdoc14

geeeze

here is the pic of it

That's quite large, and very pointy

Screwzer2 · 05-01-2006, 07:22 PM

EGGS-A-LENT! Much better than dragging a knome around.

usmcdoc14 · 05-01-2006, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustard Dog

That's quite large, and very pointy

it has an aluminum tip also

Roxywheels · 05-01-2006, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by usmcdoc14

it has an aluminum tip also

It also has a nice sway to it

Roxywheels · 05-01-2006, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustard Dog

That's quite large, and very pointy

I think Lisa just topped the whip vibrator and the fist

APRILRAZZ · 05-01-2006, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roxywheels

It also has a nice sway to it

I was thinking about adding that fact but I thought that it might scare the hell out of some poor kid who's parents decided to drag them up in that thing

Roxywheels · 05-02-2006, 08:43 AM

To the top for the day crew

APRILRAZZ · 05-02-2006, 08:47 AM

This first thing Todd said when he saw the sex toy picture is that you can see through her dress

Freaken doll perv

rusted · 05-02-2006, 08:51 AM

What no crack hoors, crack-smoking mayors, or crack dealers? WTF is this Washington or Dollywood?

Benzz0 · 05-02-2006, 08:53 AM

She should come to Richmond

I will take her on a tour of old Confederate Capital

APRILRAZZ · 05-02-2006, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rusted

What no crack hoors, crack-smoking mayors, or crack dealers? WTF is this Washington or Dollywood?

He is on the city council now

05-01-2006, 05:47 PM	#1
usmcdoc14 Spork Wrath Join Date: Aug 2002 Member # 13344 Location: Lead Farming Posts: 8,913	Flat Lisa's trip to D.C. (as narrated by usmcdoc14) this is not how it apears in the book to the kids That and there are a LOT more pictures in the kids book. Lisa came to Mayland and hung with Bev and Gil. We went and showed Lisa the National Naval Medical Center. Lisa says Bev looks cute in her sailor suit we hopped on the Metro and somewhere along the way Lisa stole some blind man's Playboy bad Lisa. And she said she wanted to stop in Dupont Circle and go sex toy shopping for Roxy. We stopped at a carousel and Lisa wanted to get on. She said that if you want to ride, ride the white pony. We have no clue what Lisa was babbling about. We finally made it to the Smithsonian where lisa HAD to stop and make fun of the EMO fags. we had lots of fun, one cried when Lisa licked him with her tall shoes. __________________ Doc-14 Tactical Products: When it absolutely, positively needs to be made from random crap found in the back of my garage.

05-01-2006, 05:49 PM	#2
APRILRAZZ Smells like bacon Join Date: May 2003 Member # 19565 Location: VA not CA Posts: 493	BTW I did the narration for the kids book __________________ But a constitution of government, once changed from freedom, can never be restored. Liberty once lost is lost forever.-John Adams

05-01-2006, 05:55 PM	#3
usmcdoc14 Spork Wrath Join Date: Aug 2002 Member # 13344 Location: Lead Farming Posts: 8,913	We went inside the museum and Lisa found a huge locomotive She said that this was the first train she rode with only one other person. Next we saw some of SDCJ's old pets. Lisa did NOT find it funny when Bev tried to feed her to him. So in retaliation Lisa CALLED THE POWER OF LEOPARD PRINT UNDIES !!!!! and attacked us with a bull elephant We ran till I could summon the power of the Squirrel of DEATH !!11!!! We fought for an hour or so till Lisa got hungry and treated us to roast beast SAMMICHES !!! YAAAA LISA __________________ Doc-14 Tactical Products: When it absolutely, positively needs to be made from random crap found in the back of my garage.

05-01-2006, 06:01 PM	#4
Co Pilot Mustard Slurp'er Join Date: Mar 2002 Member # 10700 Location: 45 minutes from the lakebed. Posts: 3,906	blind playboy?? Thanks you guys!!! __________________ Butterfly Woodworks TinBenders.org "Momma's got a squeezebox, Daddy never sleeps at night"

05-01-2006, 06:04 PM	#5
usmcdoc14 Spork Wrath Join Date: Aug 2002 Member # 13344 Location: Lead Farming Posts: 8,913	Lisa found something for Roxy the most pimpinest CAMPAR !! its was covered in genuine naugahyde She said you can tow it in this And Lisa met a celebrity She said hi and shook his hand. She said her hand smelled like pork for some reason for a bit afterward Lisa found a seismograph and I asked her what she was gonna do with that junk, with that junk in her trunk Lisa caused a earthquake..with her junk __________________ Doc-14 Tactical Products: When it absolutely, positively needs to be made from random crap found in the back of my garage.

05-01-2006, 06:15 PM	#7
usmcdoc14 Spork Wrath Join Date: Aug 2002 Member # 13344 Location: Lead Farming Posts: 8,913	Lisa was thinking of becoming president but she changed he mind after we say the Lincoln and Kennedy exhibits for some reason. Then Lisa got all excited !!! and she was shivering and giddy cause she found: DIAMONDS !! Lisa had to be drug away from this one, she was pouting and making puppy eyes for it. She said all Italian princesses deserved a tiara And she wants to know why the fawk Robert did not buy Mel this 28ct solitaire ring and that these 2 sets were tacky enough for both Co-Pilot and Roxy to want them But Lisa's day came to a close and she was glad to be in America __________________ Doc-14 Tactical Products: When it absolutely, positively needs to be made from random crap found in the back of my garage.

05-01-2006, 06:19 PM	#8
Roxywheels Girly Bender Join Date: Sep 2000 Member # 1842 Location: In the wilderness!! Posts: 19,833	clapping Yea Gil and Bev!!! clapping Every italian female should see the Hope Diamond!!! __________________ I'm not a bitch, I just play one in your life

05-01-2006, 06:22 PM	#9
Mustard Dog Chubby Chaser Join Date: Oct 2001 Member # 7889 Location: 330 feet closer to the Hammers than desertoy Posts: 11,363	Bravo __________________ Eric Anderson TIN BENDERS Hendrix X Chassis #013 Spotter F-Toy #028 Team Marlin Crawler KOH #66 4Wheel Parts, Raceline, Bilstein, Marlin Crawler, LightFORCE, BFG, HendriX, 12voltguy, Longfield Roxy's in the industry and I'm a sponsored professional driver. The two of us together make a powerhouse.

05-01-2006, 07:00 PM	#10
APRILRAZZ Smells like bacon Join Date: May 2003 Member # 19565 Location: VA not CA Posts: 493	They have a heart shaped blue diamond ring that was over 30ct with just that stone. __________________ But a constitution of government, once changed from freedom, can never be restored. Liberty once lost is lost forever.-John Adams

05-01-2006, 07:10 PM	#11
Mustard Dog Chubby Chaser Join Date: Oct 2001 Member # 7889 Location: 330 feet closer to the Hammers than desertoy Posts: 11,363	What did she get for at the sex toy store I should send the real Lisa the link to this thread __________________ Eric Anderson TIN BENDERS Hendrix X Chassis #013 Spotter F-Toy #028 Team Marlin Crawler KOH #66 4Wheel Parts, Raceline, Bilstein, Marlin Crawler, LightFORCE, BFG, HendriX, 12voltguy, Longfield Roxy's in the industry and I'm a sponsored professional driver. The two of us together make a powerhouse.

05-01-2006, 07:22 PM	#14
Screwzer2 The Antithesis Join Date: Nov 2004 Member # 38193 Location: Nevada City, CA under a bridge Posts: 293	EGGS-A-LENT! Much better than dragging a knome around.

05-02-2006, 08:43 AM	#19
Roxywheels Girly Bender Join Date: Sep 2000 Member # 1842 Location: In the wilderness!! Posts: 19,833	To the top for the day crew __________________ I'm not a bitch, I just play one in your life

05-02-2006, 08:47 AM	#20
APRILRAZZ Smells like bacon Join Date: May 2003 Member # 19565 Location: VA not CA Posts: 493	This first thing Todd said when he saw the sex toy picture is that you can see through her dress Freaken doll perv __________________ But a constitution of government, once changed from freedom, can never be restored. Liberty once lost is lost forever.-John Adams

05-02-2006, 08:51 AM	#21
rusted Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Member # 11799 Location: Cleveland, TN Posts: 1,768	What no crack hoors, crack-smoking mayors, or crack dealers? WTF is this Washington or Dollywood?

05-02-2006, 08:53 AM	#22
Benzz0 Zues of the Juice... Join Date: Sep 2003 Member # 22923 Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 1,120	She should come to Richmond I will take her on a tour of old Confederate Capital

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