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Ummm...I never baked peanut butter cookies for you...
At the store today Robert decided he would like me to bake some cookies. I'm not all fancy schmancy Susie Homemaker, like Kim is, so I just want one of those cheapie mixes in a pouch.
 He's trying to decide and I show him the peanut butter ones and he says *Hey...why don't you ever make me those kick a$$ peanut butter cookies anymore?* Ummm...I never baked you peanut butter cookies before? The woman next to use starts to smile and Robert starts to turn red. *Sure you did* Ummm...no, that wasn't me. Now...who was it that baked those for you?* His shade of red deepens and the woman next to us to trying not to laugh outloud. Nope....sorry, wasn't me! He decides he doesn't want peanut butter and mumbles bitch under his breath as he tries to get away from me Have any of you made this kind of mistake??  
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Robert got those cookies during the Jambo, Tammy (Andes wife) made them.
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Story 1 ~ My parents owned a dry cleaners and would find random things in peoples pockets. She found an ounce of pot one time, and it wasn't like the guy was gonna ask for it back, so she brought it home and hid it in my fathers sock drawer. Everyone was trying to get her to give it or sell it to them, but she wouldn't. She told me she was gonna get high one night just to see what it was like, so she got out the pot and my fathers pipe but she said she got scared because she had a beer earlier in the evening and didn't want the headline to read *Mother dies of overdose and alcohol* Story 2 ~ She brought the pot she had found with her to my grandmothers for Easter and thought it would be funny to bake it in some brownies, because someone told her you could do that. My grandfather ate half the pan while we all laughed and laughed! Story 3 ~ Most of the people that ran all the drycleaning and pressing equipment were from the hood of Wash, DC and were always high. Mom asked them for some seeds because she wanted to grow a plant. She planted them and it grew and grew...probably about 6ft tall and was proudly displayed in the patio window...luckily we lived on the back of the apartment building, on the 3rd floor. My father invited the Sheriff over one day to look at a shotgun he was selling. The Sheriff was about 4 ft away from the plant and he never noticed it. My father was a nervous wreck and was soaked in sweat. My Mom just kept looking at me, giggling The Sheriff never noticed it but Dad made Mom get rid of the plant. The guys that gave her the seeds told her it needed to be dried out, so she laid it on cookies sheet and baked it on the oven. I came home and the hallway of our apartment buidling reeked and my Mom was just sitting in her chair smiling Last story ~ Everyone at the dry cleaners went on a chartered bus to the company Xmas party. They decided to get my Mom high on the ride there. From what I was told she fell off the bus And at one point in the evening wandered off to the bathroom and got lost. Her friend found her stuck in the bathroom stall We're not sure exactly what she smoked but we figured it was just regular weed. She just saying *I feel like I'm in a fog* She would happily share all her pot stories with anyone...even when it wasn't in her best interest
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those are some great stories
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Cool stories Rox. I woulda killed to have some of her brownies
 and even smoke one up with her
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Susie Homemaker here....
He did have PB cookies at Jambo...really!! I have had to stop myself from calling Michael John sometimes...only when I am aggravated with him though.... I love the mom stories, Mel.  My grandmother loves to shock new comers to the family by breaking out her pipe and weed and offering it around. Of course, she'll also drop her pants for you and show you what a great ass she has...  Poor Michael....he's doomed to some serious Grandma drama one of these days...
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Andy's wife, Tammy baked them.  Edit: WAY too slow.
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It wasn't pretty, but it was always damned funny If he ever turned around he would have died!! Actually he figured out the cookies were from someone that we know longer speak of...you know, her name starts with an S and we don't like her? She used to bake them..which was one of the only things she ever did, but thats an entirely different thread
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05-03-2006, 11:48 AM
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What in the hell is a "guzzie"? I hope its not what I think it is.
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