Woman rips her husband's penis off with her bare hands...

[landusepbb]

TIOGA-NICETOWN - May 17, 2006 - A Philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public knowledge. In an interview with Action News after his release from, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal.
The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Surgeons at Einstein successfully managed to repair the damage.

Howard/Tioga-Nicetown: "Doctors did a beautiful job in E.R. and the paramedics did a wonderful job, they only took 4 minutes to get here."

Howard says his 40-year-old wife Monica, who he says is bi-polar, somehow conceived the notion that he was cheating on her. So while he was asleep last night, she attacked him.

Police outside the home in Tioga-Nicetown following the domestic incident early Tuesday morning.

Howard: "I mean she just grabbed me all down there and yanking and yanking and tearing me up with those fingernails."

Police and paramedics rushed to the man's row home in the 3800 block of Pulaski where they found him bleeding profusely. He was rushed to Einstein where doctors first labeled his condition critical. He was later upgraded to stable after having reattachment surgery and a few doses of morphine. Howard still cannot believe his wife of 11 years would allegedly do this him.

Howard: "I can see doing something like that to a rapist, or mugger but not a husband, not something like..."

Dann: "She thought that you were cheating on her?"

Howard: "I wasn't cheating on nobody, I'm home in bed at 8' 0 clock every night, I mean I'm not out there messing around."

Brian Lawson/neighbor: "I mean men cringing when they hear the story, I mean uh, I'm just cringing thinking about it."

Antoinette Fortune/Neighbor: "Who would wanna do something like that?"

Unidentified Neighbor: "That's kinda nasty. That's drastic isn't it? He's lucky to be alive."

Some neighbors say Howard's had problems with his wife before and has thrown her out only to let her back in. They worry what'll happen next.

Dann Cuellar: "Howard, you're not gonna let her back in here are you?"

Howard: "Oh no, no, no. She's in jail where she belongs."

At one point, Howard's wife Monica was facing attempted murder charges but now, the D.A.'s office has asked that a psychiatric evaluation be performed before any charges are filed.

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?se...cal&id=4183089

[45acp]

Havent women learned by now? Whats the point of cutting/ripping it off when its so easy to put back on?

If mine ever got torn off i would have them put a spacer in when they stick it back on.

[basketcasejeep]

Originally Posted by 45acp

Havent women learned by now? Whats the point of cutting/ripping it off when its so easy to put back on?

If mine ever got torn off i would have them put a spacer in when they stick it back on.

I imagine one that's been ripped up is a little harder to reattach than one that's been cut cleanly with a knife.


Hmm... is this grounds for a divorce?

[Del taco]

oof.

[Gozuki]

Originally Posted by basketcasejeep

I imagine one that's been ripped up is a little harder to reattach than one that's been cut cleanly with a knife.


Hmm... is this grounds for a divorce?

Maybe a "separation"... :P

[ironpig70]

either shes super woman or he is a puss. if some woman was tearing off your junk would you lay there or cave in her face

[Travis Waldher]

:shudder:

I just got a visual of it in progress...

:shudder:

[basketcasejeep]

Originally Posted by ironpig70

either shes super woman or he is a puss. if some woman was tearing off your junk would you lay there or cave in her face

Maybe he thought he was just getting a rough hand job?

[45acp]

Yea at the first sign of a harsh tug she would be swallowing her teeth. Ive never laid my hands on a woman in anger before but if i was about to have my junk torn off i would like to think i would punch her throat in as a natural reaction. If she tore mine off i would take it from her and beat her to death with it. I would then carry it with me to the hospital and tell them to put it back on. Thats when i would ask about the spacer...

[bronko]

Originally Posted by basketcasejeep

Maybe he thought he was just getting a rough hand job?

ROTFLMAO

[TJMike]

He needs a detachable penis.

[WertyzMom]

Originally Posted by TJMike

He needs a detachable penis.

Perhaps that's what she was thinking...

[Spawn_X]

Originally Posted by 45acp

Yea at the first sign of a harsh tug she would be swallowing her teeth. Ive never laid my hands on a woman in anger before but if i was about to have my junk torn off i would like to think i would punch her throat in as a natural reaction. If she tore mine off i would take it from her and beat her to death with it. I would then carry it with me to the hospital and tell them to put it back on. Thats when i would ask about the spacer...

the spacer is killing me

[ironpig70]

so 45acp is it called a spacer or lift kit

[45acp]

Well, it wouldnt be a "bodylift" so i guess it would be more like a wheel spacer type of thing. Yall know you would do it too... i dont care how big it is you could always use more. Im perfectly happy with mine the way it is and have never had a complaint, but i would rock a 2" wheel spacer if given the chance.

[sparkmechanic]

A whole new meaning to SNAP-ON tools.

[moveaside]

Yet another reason to go gay. I've never heard of a gay guy doing this. When gay dudes break up with just leave. Luckily I have a 95lb girlfriend who is incapable of pulling off my penis due to her small midget size. Its like trying to break a pair of 60 alloys with a stock 22r with no gearing. Or its like fawking a hooker with a small dick. No damage will happen while performing either task.

[Boheefus]

Originally Posted by moveaside

Or its like fawking a hooker with a small dick. cool2:

you fuk chicks with dicks?!?!?!?

[Triaged]

Howard: "I mean she just grabbed me all down there and yanking and yanking...

Sounds like fun up to there

...and tearing me up with those fingernails."

That can't be good

[sinistertrucker]

Spacer

[mr.tech]

Originally Posted by moveaside

Yet another reason to go gay. I've never heard of a gay guy doing this. When gay dudes break up with just leave. Luckily I have a 95lb girlfriend who is incapable of pulling off my penis due to her small midget size. Its like trying to break a pair of 60 alloys with a stock 22r with no gearing. Or its like fawking a hooker with a small dick. No damage will happen while performing either task.

you fuck midgets and hookers with small dicks?

[TwistedTJTank]

Thread started bad...real bad. But the Twist on midgets, spacers and hookers with little dicks has made it worth reading

[Halogrinder]

no what i think he's saying is that his chick is a hooker, and he has a small dick....

[skulltoy]

Originally Posted by Travis Waldher

:shudder:

I just got a visual of it in progress...

:shudder:

Did you get a erection too?

[DennisAJCEE]

Originally Posted by 45acp

Havent women learned by now? Whats the point of cutting/ripping it off when its so easy to put back on?

LMFAO!!!! Kinda like Legos.