Who my baby daddy??

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May be a repost but I don't care it's funny and sad at the same time
When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper
thing to do is to find
out who the father is and see why he is not
providing support. The
following are all replies that Dallas women have
written on Child Support
Agency forms in the section for listing father's
details. These are genuine
excerpts from the forms.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my
twins, child A was fathered
by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of
the father of child B, but
I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I
think were at the party if
this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my
little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I
had unprotected sex with
a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex
was so good that I
fainted If you do manage to track down the father,
can you send me his
phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
daughter. He drives a
BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto heels
in one of the door panels
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's
had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting
a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's
conception was immaculate
and that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as
he informs me that to
do so would blow his cover and that would have
cataclysmic implications for
the economy. I am torn between doing right by you
and right by the country.
Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was
as all blacks look the
same to me.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you
do catch up with him, can
you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B
who was also borned at
the same time.... well I don't have a clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only
thing that I remember
for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
earlier in the evening. If
I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than
going to the party at
146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained
unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all
when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which
one made you fart.