So PISSED!!!!

johnny_boy02 · 07-09-2006, 04:22 PM

No really, I played the nice guy last night and let a "friend" sleep in my bed while I slept on the floor. So I lay down to catch a nap and watch some TV......................

Hummmmm my bed is cold?

Hummmmm my bed is damp?

MOTHER FUCKER she pissed the bed. And not a little but a huge fucking puddle!!! On my year old, pillow top bed.

I found the sheet that she hid in the closet, and her clothes were balled up in corner of the room. I am missing a pair of shorts and a Under Armour shirt.

I know stuff happens, and im cool with that. But for love of god why not just tell me so I can do something about it.

So she pissed on my bed, and stole my clothes. How do I get the piss out of my bed?

Del3030k · 07-09-2006, 04:24 PM

Burn it.

You'll never look at that bed again without getting pissed. (excuse the pun)

Why in the world was she "unsupervised" last night in YOUR BED!

Oh yeah... fork, neck, curb, etc.

Hef · 07-09-2006, 04:27 PM

At least she didn't piss on you. You can wash your stuff, but you'll never forget being pee'd on.

johnny_boy02 · 07-09-2006, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Del3030k

Burn it.

You'll never look at that bed again without getting pissed. (excuse the pun)

Why in the world was she "unsupervised" last night in YOUR BED!

Oh yeah... fork, neck, curb, etc.

I was on the floor, so she really wasnt "unsupervised". But I didnt realize she was that drunk.

And yeah after I got over the first wave of anger I was glad I didnt get pissed on.

Malltero · 07-09-2006, 04:41 PM

Tell said friend she will be replacing the mattress... or every one gets to hear about it.

Add something in about drunken naked pictures on the bulletin board at her father work place if she is a bitch about it.

Cabin Boy · 07-09-2006, 04:43 PM

What would Michael Jackson do ??

EMT · 07-09-2006, 04:45 PM

help me understand,u had a drunk female in your bed while u slept on the floor?if she was that ugly u didnt have enough to drink and if she wasnt ugly

GRANDERZJ · 07-09-2006, 04:47 PM

and take a giant dump on her bed!!!!

johnny_boy02 · 07-09-2006, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EMT

help me understand,u had a drunk female in your bed while u slept on the floor?if she was that ugly u didnt have enough to drink and if she wasnt ugly

She is a friend that is all. And looking back I still think it was the right choice, i slept dry

ROCKILLER · 07-09-2006, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Hef

At least she didn't piss on you. You can wash your stuff, but you'll never forget being pee'd on.

I have to disagree on this one, I would much rather get peed on and take a shower than have my mattress get soaked for hours in pee. Mattresses are loot and you arent ever going to be able to really clean it.

4544x4 · 07-09-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Cabin Boy

What would Michael Jackson do ??

What does touching little boys have to do with this?

trkklr77 · 07-09-2006, 05:19 PM

little boy pee the bed, he should be an expert at peepee removal or at least one of his slaves, or did he blow his $500m on new beds every time.

AthlonAJ · 07-09-2006, 05:35 PM

It is now your goal in life to fawk her brains out. Doing so will allow you to take that next step of anal sex. Which will then of course give you the chance to pee in her butt. I'd follow that up with a donkey punch for good measure.

MT4Runner · 07-09-2006, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GRANDERZJ

and take a giant dump on her bed!!!!

Since you have to ask...on Pirate...

x2

chris408 · 07-09-2006, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MT4Runner

Since you have to ask...on Pirate...

x2

make that x3

makya · 07-09-2006, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hef

At least she didn't piss on you. You can wash your stuff, but you'll never forget being pee'd on.

Yeah.....(sniffle

)

Grim Reaper · 07-09-2006, 08:04 PM

Drunk friends sleep in the bath tub.

johnny_boy02 · 07-09-2006, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MT4Runner

Since you have to ask...on Pirate...

x2

Durrrrrr I asked how to get piss out of my bed. Not how to get payback. Im sure she feels bad enough. I just saw her at the store and she walked up turned red, gave me hug, and said sorry.

I set up a fan to blow on the bed so its dry now, there is just the piss circle. So anyone know how to get it out?

johnny_boy02 · 07-09-2006, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by AthlonAJ

It is now your goal in life to fawk her brains out. Doing so will allow you to take that next step of anal sex. Which will then of course give you the chance to pee in her butt. I'd follow that up with a donkey punch for good measure.

I will have to work fast, she is moving in a couple weeks.

Roxywheels · 07-09-2006, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnny_boy02

Durrrrrr I asked how to get piss out of my bed. Not how to get payback. Im sure she feels bad enough. I just saw her at the store and she walked up turned red, gave me hug, and said sorry.

I set up a fan to bloe on the bed so its dry now, there is just the piss circle. So anyone know how to get it out?

Go buy some of the stuff you use for pets. Its called Nature's Miracle. It doesn't harm fabrics and it will take the smell out.

johnny_boy02 · 07-09-2006, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roxywheels

Go buy some of the stuff you use for pets. Its called Nature's Miracle. It doesn't harm fabrics and it will take the smell out.

Great thanks.

Daveyclimber · 07-09-2006, 09:04 PM

I 2nd peeing in her butt. Pet stores will generally have good products for stain removal. What is it about drunk women not being able to hold it?

santa · 07-09-2006, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnny_boy02

I just saw her at the store and she walked up turned red, gave me hug, and said sorry.

That's just cause while you were passed out I snuck in and found out she's a squirter. She didn't have the heart to tell you

HVACman · 07-09-2006, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Malltero

Tell said friend she will be replacing the mattress... or every one gets to hear about it.

Add something in about drunken naked pictures on the bulletin board at her father work place if she is a bitch about it.

X2. If she has any class, she'll replace it. If she doesn't replace it, then your friend is a low-life.

trkklr77 · 07-09-2006, 09:33 PM

maybe shes related to scrapman and this is her way of telling you its over.

07-09-2006, 04:22 PM	#1
johnny_boy02 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Member # 25603 Location: Marysville, CA Posts: 1,161	So PISSED!!!! No really, I played the nice guy last night and let a "friend" sleep in my bed while I slept on the floor. So I lay down to catch a nap and watch some TV...................... Hummmmm my bed is cold? Hummmmm my bed is damp? MOTHER FUCKER she pissed the bed. And not a little but a huge fucking puddle!!! On my year old, pillow top bed. I found the sheet that she hid in the closet, and her clothes were balled up in corner of the room. I am missing a pair of shorts and a Under Armour shirt. I know stuff happens, and im cool with that. But for love of god why not just tell me so I can do something about it. So she pissed on my bed, and stole my clothes. How do I get the piss out of my bed? __________________ [QUOTE=moveaside]I'm not into blonde white girls. I like asians they look like little boys.:cool2;[QUOTE] I wont cast the first stone or leave the first mark but I will leave a lasting impression Buy stuff from [url]www.ruffstuffspecialties.com[[url] and [url]www.aa-fab.com[[url]

07-09-2006, 04:24 PM	#2
Del3030k Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Member # 19739 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 107	Burn it. You'll never look at that bed again without getting pissed. (excuse the pun) Why in the world was she "unsupervised" last night in YOUR BED! Oh yeah... fork, neck, curb, etc. __________________ [QUOTE=Father Guido Sarducci]Beauty is truely in the Eye of the [COLOR=DarkOrange]Tiger[/COLOR].[/QUOTE]

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Malltero Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Member # 11244 Location: University of Connecticut, Storrs CT Posts: 722	Tell said friend she will be replacing the mattress... or every one gets to hear about it. Add something in about drunken naked pictures on the bulletin board at her father work place if she is a bitch about it. __________________ DougH Last edited by Malltero; 07-09-2006 at 04:41 PM.

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GRANDERZJ Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Member # 46746 Location: EDMONDS WA Posts: 5	go to her house..... and take a giant dump on her bed!!!! __________________ DON'T FOLLOW ME IM LOST TOO!

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Hef Genuine Dickhead Join Date: May 2002 Member # 11907 Location: Hilton Head, SC Posts: 1,810 Blog Entries: 1	At least she didn't piss on you. You can wash your stuff, but you'll never forget being pee'd on.

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EMT Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Member # 69553 Location: oklahoma Posts: 59	help me understand,u had a drunk female in your bed while u slept on the floor?if she was that ugly u didnt have enough to drink and if she wasnt ugly

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trkklr77 banndededed Join Date: Apr 2004 Member # 29016 Location: galt ca, because i wanted my own backyard Posts: 8,970	little boy pee the bed, he should be an expert at peepee removal or at least one of his slaves, or did he blow his $500m on new beds every time. __________________ S&H 4x4one of the only 4x shops that you can buy production tcases, trannies and axles, as well as the cool shit. 916-927-3919.

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AthlonAJ Granite Guru Join Date: Mar 2002 Member # 10462 Location: Iowa Posts: 836	It is now your goal in life to fawk her brains out. Doing so will allow you to take that next step of anal sex. Which will then of course give you the chance to pee in her butt. I'd follow that up with a donkey punch for good measure. __________________ www.AJ's Offroad Armor.com

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Grim Reaper Registered User Join Date: Aug 2001 Member # 6726 Location: United Socialist States of America Posts: 3,498	Drunk friends sleep in the bath tub. __________________ [COLOR="Black"]Did you expect to find something deep and meaningful here?[/COLOR] "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill

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Daveyclimber Rock God Join Date: Oct 2002 Member # 14489 Location: Chico, CA Posts: 1,348	I 2nd peeing in her butt. Pet stores will generally have good products for stain removal. What is it about drunk women not being able to hold it? __________________ NorCal Tree Expert Co. (530)527-2844 Need tree trimming/removal , need defensible space ? Call us ,insured and licensed . Serving Tehama, Glenn, Shasta and Butte County

07-09-2006, 09:33 PM	#25
trkklr77 banndededed Join Date: Apr 2004 Member # 29016 Location: galt ca, because i wanted my own backyard Posts: 8,970	maybe shes related to scrapman and this is her way of telling you its over. __________________ S&H 4x4one of the only 4x shops that you can buy production tcases, trannies and axles, as well as the cool shit. 916-927-3919.

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