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Disturbing sex dreams from 17 years ago finally pay off!
When I was about 14, I had a dream that featured a rigorous rogering of the Agnes DiPesto lady from the show Moonlighting. I wasn't particularly attracted to her at the time, and still am not, but for some reason the damn vivid thing stuck in my head with such ferocity that it's the first thing to surface whenever the subject of the show or any of its stars come up. She now does voiceover work for the Disney channel, which particularly bothers me, especially when she reads off promos for "The Doodlebops."
Anyway, was listening to the radio station doing their customary "identify this old has-been 80's pop culture personality," and who's voice do I hear? No, it wasn't Billy Squier. It was... no, it wasn't Rockwell, either... I was getting to the answer... no, dammit, it wasn't Jocko! Read the damned paragraph above! It's there for foreshadowing! Do you know what foreshadowing is? NO, DAMMIT! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH AN UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS, YOU IGNORANT SUNUVABEECH! Anyway... it was Agnes DiPesto. I called on my tracfone, was lucky enough to be caller #7, and am now the proud owner of a coupon for a free large 1-topping Papa John's pizza. My life is joy.
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Lemme get this straight...
Wendy's has a 99 cent chicken sandwich?
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17 years really paid off
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p.s.
 You are in need of Psychiatric help if you used to have wet dreams about THAT... 
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um. pics.
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08-01-2006, 02:37 PM
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The Lord has blessed you with dreams of old lady sex and Papa Johns.
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um. no more pics please.
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I can see why you've gone beyond partialgruntled.
I can see the headline now... Hormone-fuled wet dream pays off with some skank pie
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I don't get it? and I don't understand either
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Well at least you weren't dreaming of Bruce Willis I guess
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Cybill Shepherd I could see but Agnes DiPesto 
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why when this page loads am I getting a log in challenge to www.cinna::something::swan.com
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she does a voiceover for DOODLEBOPS????
gotta pay more attention when my daughter is watchin tv... now the Stacker doesnt have anything but meat and cheese???
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