I am a Jedi......

cannoncrawler · 01-10-2007, 12:17 AM

I have large shit. I plug the toilet 4 outta 5 times.

tonight I ate at Famous Daves BBQ which has the best brisket I have ever had. This stuff was Perfect. Natually the recent food intake has caused the stuff in my bowels to "make room" for the new. Been feel this duece coming on all night.

Just a minute ago I dropped a beauty and when I flushed the toilet started to back up

Since I was in a bathroom that didn't have a plunger I frantically searched my brain for the solution.

In a quick moment, I waved my hand over the bowl and said these are not the droids you are looking for.

Instantly the toilet obeyed my command and accepted my brown BBQ offering.

Anyone got Yoda's number. I wanna try out!!!!

cowmooflage · 01-10-2007, 12:47 AM

These are not the droids we are looking for, move along

proletariat · 01-10-2007, 05:58 AM

4in100 · 01-10-2007, 06:27 AM

"You don't wany to sell me death sticks...You want to go home and rethink your life"

Serious One · 01-10-2007, 07:17 AM

That made me laugh so hard I woke up the kids!

Star Wars Geek. Cool.

zakk · 01-10-2007, 07:19 AM

[Obi Wan]You want to go home and rethink your life[/Obi Wan]

Since the force has a stong influence on the weak minded, you have proved your wife's point: You're a dumb shit

Dieselmh · 01-10-2007, 07:22 AM

You know, there are a lot of times when I don't understand/"get" movie quotes, and it makes me sad.

This is not one of those times!

Fucking nerds!

NoJoke · 01-10-2007, 07:51 AM

<<Anakin>>Given the circumstances, the ability to pilot this ship is irrelevant

or

<<Obi-Wan>>This is your day of Glory with the politicians

or

<<Yoda staggering back dazed and in shock>> Its as if a million voices called out all at once

01-10-2007, 12:47 AM	#2
cowmooflage Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Member # 3734 Location: Simi Valley, CA. Posts: 1,346	These are not the droids we are looking for, move along __________________ I've screwed up bigger things than this before. Last edited by cowmooflage; 01-10-2007 at 12:47 AM.

01-10-2007, 07:17 AM	#5
Serious One Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Member # 8768 Location: Utahr Posts: 4,049	That made me laugh so hard I woke up the kids! Star Wars Geek. Cool. __________________ Michael

01-10-2007, 07:19 AM	#6
zakk A fucking killer Join Date: Oct 2001 Member # 7334 Location: Infernal Region Posts: 2,174	[Obi Wan]You want to go home and rethink your life[/Obi Wan] Since the force has a stong influence on the weak minded, you have proved your wife's point: You're a dumb shit __________________ Fuck you Love, -zakk

01-10-2007, 07:22 AM	#7
Dieselmh Hungry! Join Date: Aug 2001 Member # 6417 Posts: 1,798	You know, there are a lot of times when I don't understand/"get" movie quotes, and it makes me sad. This is not one of those times! Fucking nerds! __________________ Everything I type is good natured flaming in the name of fun, not mean spirited or vicious bullshit.

01-10-2007, 07:51 AM	#8
NoJoke I'm a little tea pot Join Date: Dec 2002 Member # 15480 Location: San Diego County Posts: 356	<<Anakin>>Given the circumstances, the ability to pilot this ship is irrelevant or <<Obi-Wan>>This is your day of Glory with the politicians or <<Yoda staggering back dazed and in shock>> Its as if a million voices called out all at once __________________ "The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in crisis, remain neutral."--Martin Luther King Jr.

01-10-2007, 05:58 AM	#3
proletariat Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Member # 19263 Location: PA Posts: 349

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