I Quit!

[Deep South Cruisers]

I resigned Monday with a nifty letter placed on my bosses desk explaining that after 14 years I was seeking employment elsewhere.

I suppose I expected some reaction and actually counted on being escorted out ASAP with my final check in hand, I already have another job with a few weeks lead time before I start. I reluctantly offered two weeks notice as I feel everyone should, even though I wanted to leave this shithole like a ghost in the night.

Here I sit two days later without so much as a phone call or a comment to the staff about me quitting. I thought I could be a more successful quitter and now I'm kinda bummed that I couldn't get fired in an epic blaze of glory that I expected.

Help me PBB

[CruiserKitten]

xerox machine + your ass.

[Boheefus]

shit yer pants in his office, strip, then do the butt butt dance

[muddawg95yj]

we could send an email to your work about how you smoke pot

[Amanda G]

When I worked at the insurance company, this one guy I befriended always said that WHEN he quit, he'd knock over the ginormous file towers with all the past 5 years worth of claims for our department in them. They would have falled like dominos.

He quit.


I didn't see any file towers go down.



I called him and cussed him out. I SOOOOOO wanted to see it!

You should do something evil before you go to let everyone know that you have 'left the building'.

[Cue-Ball]

Originally Posted by Boheefus

shit yer pants in his office, strip, then do the butt butt dance

And get it on Video.


Then again, you could stick markers in your ears and blare some punk and see if that does it.

[preach]

stick a marks-a-lot in one ear, a red dry erase marker in the other, and blast some punk rock. Then wait for the CEO to come into your office.

[the Merg]

Pull a Sceep and walk around the office with markers in your ears blasting punk.

Make sure to proposition every female employee, and a few of the higher-up males for good measure.

Please tell me you at least plan on doing zero work for the next two weeks?

EDIT: dammit, too slow

[ndeepoffroad]

if you are still there on the two week deal...get up after lunch today, go in his office, slam the door, and then politely tell him you are taking the rest of your vacation and won't be back. Then when you leave the office, yell and curse the place of business all the way to your car. The staff will think you are gonzo, and the boss will chuckle and sign off on your vacation time.


Or give your boss a glitterbomb through inter-company mail. That'll do it.

[Deep South Cruisers]

I've had a Sharpie in my ear for 12 years and nobody even noticed.

[ndeepoffroad]

or shit in the coat room and then vanish.

[UZI 9mm]

Best of luck in your new job, dude

[Cue-Ball]

Originally Posted by preach

stick a marks-a-lot in one ear, a red dry erase marker in the other, and blast some punk rock. Then wait for the CEO to come into your office.

R

Originally Posted by the Merg

Pull a Sceep and walk around the office with markers in your ears blasting punk.

Make sure to proposition every female employee, and a few of the higher-up males for good measure.

Please tell me you at least plan on doing zero work for the next two weeks?

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Anyone else want to help me finish the word???

[CruiserKitten]

Originally Posted by Deep South Cruisers

I've had a Sharpie in my ear for 12 years and nobody even noticed.

then take it out of your ear, and start signing ass-autographs and pass them out to everyone in the building. got a color xerox? even better!

[Mo]

steal the red Swingline

[ndeepoffroad]

shit in every stall and urinal in the bathroom, don't flush, and then sign your name to each toilet seat.


oh, shit in the sinks too.

[Roxywheels]

Originally Posted by Cue-Ball

R



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Anyone else want to help me finish the word???

tards

[Blame Canada]

Well, atleast get all you on-line banking done while you sitting around daily, for two weeks, not working.

And start signing the boss up for ALL The free gay magizines you can find, and use the work e-mail to do it.

Dons't forget to clear out any thing incriminating.

Stock up on office supplies.

Stock up on coffee packets.

Stock up on work emblem closthing and coffee cups. They make great rags and anti-freeze leak containers.

Oh yeah, and schedulea bunch of appointments with your boss, for the monday after you leave.

Don't forget to change you oil in the company parkin lot, and starf cleaning out your garage, of all the accumulated garbage you don't want anymore, and disposse of it daily, in the company parking lot.

Wow, I make parking lots look usefull. (Guess where all my construction debris are being left!!)

Good for you, for taking change of your life, and going after what you want.

[Deep South Cruisers]

Originally Posted by Mo

steal the red Swingline

That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE to how we operate it's not even funnay.

The "diversification" of the company led to this and we did everything but interview for the jobs we already had. The removal of my salary was the end, I can't believe they expected me to stay.

[Myanarchy]

Play with fire crackers inside

[Amanda G]

Originally Posted by Roxywheels

tards

[guinessguys] BRILLIANT! [/guinessguys]

[Deep South Cruisers]

The new Company I am going to work for did this a few years ago. Very small, well respected firm close to home. I will be employee #7

St. John & Associates was hired by Barber Vintage Motorsports Museum of Birmingham to design a motorsports park complex including the race track, the museum, a lake, and other development within the 700 acre site. Work included preparing construction plans for the entire facility including racetrack, paddock, building sites, roadways and utilities. Earthwork design for the complex was in excess of 1.8 million cubic yards of material.

http://www.barbermotorsports.com/

http://www.barbermuseum.org/

[nahmus]

Figure out where the "music on hold" device is. Change station and glue knobs and connections together. OR insert your favorite comedy cd and glue the door closed.

[CaryW]

Originally Posted by nahmus

Figure out where the "music on hold" device is. Change station and glue knobs and connections together. OR insert your favorite comedy cd and glue the door closed.

Superb!! No one knows how or where to change the music and most didnt even know we had it. I shall file this away in my memory banks for a rainy day.

[sceep]

give yourself a bloody nose then go ask the secretary if you can borrow a few tampons.