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Old 05-03-2007, 12:10 PM   #1
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What's a person gotta do for a dichotomous key?

I wish to identify a spider before it meets its end. It's the size of a quarter, black and fuzzy with white speckles.

I can't find a picture of one like it and I suck at the Google search.
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Old 05-03-2007, 12:13 PM   #2
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haha! Teh search be pwned by teh Muddin!

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Old 05-03-2007, 12:13 PM   #3
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I wish to identify a spider before it meets its end. It's the size of a quarter, black and fuzzy with white speckles.

I can't find a picture of one like it and I suck at the Google search.
Step on it.

Then it will be a Dead Spider...

...those are the best kind.
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Old 05-03-2007, 12:13 PM   #4
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haha! Teh search be pwned by teh Muddin!

ACCCCKKKKK! I was going to exit and never ccome back and it showe de uo after my post!!!!!!!
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Old 05-03-2007, 12:13 PM   #5
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google search for "spiders of texas," find your area and/or a picture that kind of looks like the spider.

If this is it, then just give me twelve cents.

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Old 05-03-2007, 12:15 PM   #6
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google search for "spiders of texas," find your area and/or a picture that kind of looks like the spider.

If this is it, then just give me twelve cents.



Well, I did "North Texas" and got chit.


Entropy, he's only the size of a thumbnail

I didn't know if I should let my cat get him or not.
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Old 05-03-2007, 12:15 PM   #7
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haha! Teh search be pwned by teh Muddin!

Teh Muddin almost made me screech like a little girl. Step on that damn thing now!
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Well, I did "North Texas" and got chit.


Entropy, he's only the size of a thumbnail

I didn't know if I should let my cat get him or not.
There are only two types of spiders that you really have to worry about... one is pratically never seen in the open (brown recluse), and the other is very characteristically shaped and marked (black widow)
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Old 05-03-2007, 12:18 PM   #9
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I had never heard that term used before.

A dichotomous "key".


hmmph.

i are knowing now it.
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Old 05-03-2007, 12:19 PM   #10
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Old 05-03-2007, 12:19 PM   #11
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haha! Teh search be pwned by teh Muddin!

I do believe that this spider just qualified for the Friday theme.
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I do believe that this spider just qualified for the Friday theme.

bahahaha


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Old 05-03-2007, 12:23 PM   #13
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I do believe that this spider just qualified for the Friday theme.

I was about to post him in the thread, but the a/c guy showed up.

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Old 05-03-2007, 12:28 PM   #14
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I was about to post him in the thread, but the a/c guy showed up.

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If the A/C gets fixed good, take pics.

heh heh :JSA: :wiggles eybrows:

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...and we will win.


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Old 05-03-2007, 04:37 PM   #15
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Old 05-03-2007, 07:10 PM   #18
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On closer inspection it could be the North Texas Clown spider. Maybe he just wanted to entertain you? Was there a tiny tiny car next to him?



I suck at teh photochop
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On closer inspection it could be the North Texas Clown spider. Maybe he just wanted to entertain you? Was there a tiny tiny car next to him?



I suck at teh photochop
I always wondered what an ass clown looked like...

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Old 05-03-2007, 09:36 PM   #21
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On closer inspection it could be the North Texas Clown spider. Maybe he just wanted to entertain you? Was there a tiny tiny car next to him?



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AWESOME! That is one of the greatest chops evar!
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if you find a mini clown car becareful, it has 34 more inside.


it maybe next to you right now, creeping up on you with the headlights off getting ready to do a clowncar clown spider drive bye webing for squishing their clown spider overlord.
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