Zakk REALLY hates it when dogs shit on the lawn

[zakk]

I live in an apartment, but that isn't the issue.

Its these assholes with dogs that let them shit over everything. They never, ever clean it up. Twice in 12 hours I caught some pervet watching his/her dog shit with that shit-eating grin on their face (who knows...maybe they like it )

Both times I called their asses on it. One got snippy and I put a cap in that bei0tch. The other guy just stammered out a "if I had a bag..."

I bet these fawks have feral children too. The kind that sit next to me at a bar and people wonder why I get upset.

*sigh*

Living the dream...one day at a time...

[Entropy]

If you were a real man, you wouldn't be complaining about them... you'd be following them to their front door and shitting on their floor mat.

[zakk]

Originally Posted by Entropy

If you were a real man, you wouldn't be complaining about them... you'd be following them to their front door and shitting on their floor mat.

some of us have jobs

[DevinB]

If you have time to watch your lawn to catch them, you have time to follow them and dump on their porch.

[CJim7]

A little tag with the paintball gun is a good deterent. It's effective on the dogs too

[KiGrind]

Return said package to owner every time it drops.

[Budd]

Have the same problem in front of our house. We put up a curtious sign that read "Please clean up your dog waste" - someone ripped it out of the lawn and threw it in our yard.

Game on...........

Caught the witch that did it - I replaced the sign and was on a stalking mission.........

Seemed to be happening in the morning before I left work. Parked our car in front - has tinted windows - and listened to the radio. Caught her in the act of pulling our sign while her dog took a dump on the lawn. Waited til she started walking away and called the police and held her at bay. It is against the law in our town to do so and she was cited for it. Hasn't happened since.

[bassdude]

Originally Posted by KiGrind

Return said package to owner every time it drops.

thats what i did.
some jackasses were letting their dog shit right in front of my patio at this apartment i used to live at. since i had a dog the management tried to blame me of coarse.
so i staked it out and found out who was doing it.
the next morning they had a safeway bag full of dog crap stuck under the windshield wiper of their car and another hanging on their front door knob.

[ecrist]

Originally Posted by Budd

Have the same problem in front of our house. We put up a curtious sign that read "Please clean up your dog waste" - someone ripped it out of the lawn and threw it in our yard.

Game on...........

Caught the witch that did it - I replaced the sign and was on a stalking mission.........

Seemed to be happening in the morning before I left work. Parked our car in front - has tinted windows - and listened to the radio. Caught her in the act of pulling our sign while her dog took a dump on the lawn. Waited til she started walking away and called the police and held her at bay. It is against the law in our town to do so and she was cited for it. Hasn't happened since.

NICE!

[uglyjeepoffroad]

PBB really hates it when people refer to themselves in the third person.

[bakednaz]

Next time you fry up some bacon pour the fat over the poo. The dog will eat it next time and more than likely spew it up in there apartment.....

[Stompin]

I was a dog walker for three years, and used public parks often. I was very diligent about picking up the pooh because there was always a few people out to get me. There was also the people that figured that I would pick up after their dog, or the just didn't care. I always had extra bags with me and would had them out freely, even though plastic bags are like gold to a dog waler. I would also always pick up the stray dumps that I found to remove any fodder that the dog haters could use against me.

Whenever i saw someone just walk away from their dogs dump, I would watch where they walked home, if I didn't already know where they lived on the street and a few days later, after a walk, I would take one of my full bags, tear a slit along one side and hammer throw it at their car/garage/front door. sometimes I would empty the bag in their flowers.

Don't know if it ever made a difference, but was very satisfying to do. Ten or more dogs will make for a full bag, and when I was planning an attack, i would try and fill a bag up.

[synds9]

my solution = sprinkler that goes off with a motion sensor... works REALLY WELL.. pretty funny though when people are just walking by if you have it set up too sensitive it goes off and you hear people scream every half hour or so also a sign that says "pick up after your dog, stupid." fuck em if they don't like it

[Screwzer2]

Damn, I'm glad I live in the woods..... until I step on that post-hibernation bear turd!

[Cabin Boy]

Originally Posted by Stompin

I was a dog walker for three years, and used public parks often. I was very diligent about picking up the pooh because there was always a few people out to get me. There was also the people that figured that I would pick up after their dog, or the just didn't care. I always had extra bags with me and would had them out freely, even though plastic bags are like gold to a dog waler. I would also always pick up the stray dumps that I found to remove any fodder that the dog haters could use against me.

Whenever i saw someone just walk away from their dogs dump, I would watch where they walked home, if I didn't already know where they lived on the street and a few days later, after a walk, I would take one of my full bags, tear a slit along one side and hammer throw it at their car/garage/front door. sometimes I would empty the bag in their flowers.

Don't know if it ever made a difference, but was very satisfying to do. Ten or more dogs will make for a full bag, and when I was planning an attack, i would try and fill a bag up.

@ hammer throw.

[Haole]

I've got dog poo on my lawn every day.

[Nordic1]

Originally Posted by Haole

I've got dog poo on my lawn every day.

I swear to god I am going to assassinate whoever's dog has been shitting on my lawn. I have an idea of who it is though... There's a family down the street with a son who's been in and out of juvy. Their dog runs a muck and does whatever it wants. It bit me once when I was riding my bike down the street so I didn't both the brake when it ran infront of my bike tire. It really pisses me off

[trampas]

Originally Posted by zakk

some of us have jobs

Quit that job.

This is far too important to let pass.

[Davethorik]

Before we had cats here, the neighbors owned a "nuisance dog." It did just about everything bad you could think of...shitting, barfing, digging holes, stealing food from our outdoor barbecues.

A nice frosty bowl of the chartreuse kool-aid fixed that. Then we buried it in our yard and never told neighbor.

Same neighbor got another nuisance dog next, that liked to chase our cats, injured one so severely it died, tried to bite me numerous times and succeeded once. A little less sneaky that time...broke its neck with a shovel, then shot it twice in the head with the .30-06 (once for mercy once to make sure). Threw carcass in their yard. No more dog problems.

[White Shark]

Originally Posted by Davethorik

Before we had cats here, the neighbors owned a "nuisance dog." It did just about everything bad you could think of...shitting, barfing, digging holes, stealing food from our outdoor barbecues.

A nice frosty bowl of the chartreuse kool-aid fixed that. Then we buried it in our yard and never told neighbor.

Same neighbor got another nuisance dog next, that liked to chase our cats, injured one so severely it died, tried to bite me numerous times and succeeded once. A little less sneaky that time...broke its neck with a shovel, then shot it twice in the head with the .30-06 (once for mercy once to make sure). Threw carcass in their yard. No more dog problems.

Somebody out there will complain about this post, cry about animal rights, and blah blah, you're a killer, horrible evil person, blah blah......

But it won't be me. Like you said, "No more dog problems." True dat.



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[nissancrawler]

We lived on a farm, people would let their dogs roam the countryside, which got into your shop, barn, tore everything up, chewed on our deck.... If a dog was in the yard, it either ran like hell or died. I've been bit by several dogs, and we had several thousand dollars of damage done by one dog. Take care of your fucking pets.

I also had an old lady that I shared an outdoor alcove with when I lived in an apt. In winter she let the dog out with a 5' leash while she hung onto it through the cracked door, so the only place it had to shit was in front of my door. She claimed she was too feeble to take the dog out, but had no problem making a cigarette run. I started smearing the dog shit all over her car windows and door handles, and the door knob to her apt. She gained amazing agility over the next few days and managed to take the dog out when it needed to go.

[rugburn]

Originally Posted by nissancrawler

I started smearing the dog shit all over her car windows and door handles, and the door knob to her apt. She gained amazing agility over the next few days and managed to take the dog out when it needed to go.

I have tea everywhere, including my monitor!!!!!

RIGHT ON!!!!!

[Boheefus]

youu shhould shoot the fawkers....oh wait...

[NVScouter]

[quote] Game on...........
e clean up your dog waste" - someone ripped it out of the lawn and threw it in
Caught the witch that did it - I replaced the sign and was on a stalking mission.........[quote]

I had the same issue with an an old broad when I lived in town. I parked down the street and watched from the den. She did it the day after I yelled at her and walked the lil bastard onto my lawn. I ran out and punted that little bastard, then told her I was calling the cops for trespassing..she hauled ass.

Now that I'm in the sticks I just "warn" them with a pellet gun, and if they return I shoot em.

[Doc Holiday13]

some fucker that lives on my parents street will let their dog piss on your car. They let it happen back when I was in HS(5 or 6 years ago) so one evening I left a note on my car window that had big bold letters that read

"If you let your dog take a piss on my car again I'm gunna come to your house and piss on your car, and if you continue to let it happen after this I will kill your dog"

It didn't happen again until this past monday. I got to my parents house early to go fishing with my dad and I come back and there is dog piss on my truck tire.