Things crawling out of my lunch...

Del taco · 06-22-2007, 01:09 PM

I just had a terrible experience in the break room..

I merrily pluck the plastic bag full of “barum…barumfoosh…” EH. it’s a German recepie Christina makes on occasion:

eggs -mushrooms- bacon-boiled potatos all scrambled together (we eat this when the refridgerator is empty)..

anyhoo.

so I open the ziplock, dump it in a paper bowl for the nuker..and I look down and theres a FLY!

crawling out from under a tater…

GAG!

so im off to Wendys.

Schly · 06-22-2007, 01:13 PM

Are you kidding? Just eat it.

SanDiegoCJ · 06-22-2007, 01:14 PM

You big pussy, that fly's just some added protein.

06-22-2007, 01:15 PM

When did Del taco turn into a preteen girl?

SanDiegoCJ · 06-22-2007, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScottFJ40 V2.0

When did Del taco turn into a preteen girl?

While you were playing the "bone-o-fone" in the band.

Del taco · 06-22-2007, 01:20 PM

would it help if i stood there for a moment asessing the situation?

Saw fly.

WTF!?

fly is moving slowly and looking dishevelled.

he must have been in my bag all morning.

lord knows how many fly eggs are in my chow.

but i popped the top off of the container this morning and did the "inside out plastic bag-glove graB" and put everything away right away..when did he sneak in!?

does that mean that the fly has been in there since a few days ago when it was left open on the counter!?

by that time i just smooshed the fly into a potato with the plastic bag and chucked the whole assembly into the garbage.

TJVigilante · 06-22-2007, 01:23 PM

Puss....the microwave killed all the eggs...and you'll never even taste them.

You know how many insect eggs/larvae are in your rice, grain, bread, etc? Hell...you probably injested more insect material going to wendy's.

06-22-2007, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SanDiegoCJ

While you were playing the "bone-o-fone" in the band.

That makes me sad. What else did I miss?

Dieselmh · 06-22-2007, 01:27 PM

So instead of eating some fly eggs, you decided it would be better to eat some fried meat that's full of roach eggs, then prepared by a kid who hasn't washed his hands in two days?

How was the feces burger?

Del taco · 06-22-2007, 01:30 PM

Chill BRos!

it was one of those shiny poop flies!

no way i gunna eat that.

Azzy2000 · 06-22-2007, 01:39 PM

Flashbacks of the roach in my taco...

sceep · 06-22-2007, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del taco

Chill BRos!

it was one of those shiny poop flies!

no way i gunna eat that.

you pussy.

i drank a moth that was about the size of a quarter last night who was doing the backstroke in my jack and coke, just because i didnt want to put my grease covered fingers in there and fish him out

Del taco · 06-22-2007, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScottFJ40 V2.0

When did Del taco turn into a preteen girl?

yes im such a girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRArLBq_DDY

FYRMAN · 06-22-2007, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScottFJ40 V2.0

That makes me sad. What else did I miss?

SEARCH!

Fawkin noob.

Slowerthanu · 06-22-2007, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del taco

yes im such a girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRArLBq_DDY

You made my night with that!!! I love both of those movies and that song.

Grim Reaper · 06-23-2007, 08:10 AM

Guess it would really freak you out on how many bug the average person consumes while sleeping then huh?

Holocene · 06-23-2007, 08:25 AM

If you watch Survivorman; he eats a scorpion...

Entropy · 06-23-2007, 08:53 AM

I'll just post and say I'd have done the same thing.

A fly landing on my food for a second is one thing. He is talking about a fly that had enough time to lay some eggs, jack off on his food, write his name with piss, and place piles of shit in strategically placed areas.

Think about it. Would ANY of you eat food that was in the same room as any of the rest of us for longer than a few moments? We're bored and trapped in a room with YOUR food for god knows how long. Chow down.

rocknbronco · 06-23-2007, 09:11 AM

Scwew insects in the food

Dieselmh · 06-25-2007, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Entropy

He is talking about a fly that had enough time to lay some eggs, jack off on his food, write his name with piss, and place piles of shit in strategically placed areas.

Yeah, but the kid who made his fast food took a shit before he left home, wiped his ass (possibly had a break through), rubbed one out into his favorite sock while fingering his skank girlfriend because he didn't want to bang her while she's on the rag, then went to work and made Del Taco's burger, all without washing his hands. Enjoy.

fullygruntled · 06-25-2007, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocknbronco

Scwew insects in the food

Elmer? Is that you?

06-22-2007, 01:09 PM	#1
Del taco Registered User Join Date: May 2000 Member # 925 Location: sacto till ? Posts: 6,712	Things crawling out of my lunch... I just had a terrible experience in the break room.. I merrily pluck the plastic bag full of “barum…barumfoosh…” EH. it’s a German recepie Christina makes on occasion: eggs -mushrooms- bacon-boiled potatos all scrambled together (we eat this when the refridgerator is empty).. anyhoo. so I open the ziplock, dump it in a paper bowl for the nuker..and I look down and theres a FLY! crawling out from under a tater… GAG! so im off to Wendys. __________________ The thick girls thread works for me because, now that im old, i need the large print version.

06-22-2007, 01:13 PM	#2
Schly Jesus rode dinosaurs Join Date: Jan 2001 Member # 2741 Location: Santa Rosa, CA Posts: 1,724	Are you kidding? Just eat it. __________________ "The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government." -- Patrick Henry

06-22-2007, 01:20 PM	#6
Del taco Registered User Join Date: May 2000 Member # 925 Location: sacto till ? Posts: 6,712	would it help if i stood there for a moment asessing the situation? Saw fly. WTF!? fly is moving slowly and looking dishevelled. he must have been in my bag all morning. lord knows how many fly eggs are in my chow. but i popped the top off of the container this morning and did the "inside out plastic bag-glove graB" and put everything away right away..when did he sneak in!? does that mean that the fly has been in there since a few days ago when it was left open on the counter!? by that time i just smooshed the fly into a potato with the plastic bag and chucked the whole assembly into the garbage. __________________ The thick girls thread works for me because, now that im old, i need the large print version. Last edited by Del taco; 06-22-2007 at 01:21 PM.

06-22-2007, 01:27 PM	#9
Dieselmh Hungry! Join Date: Aug 2001 Member # 6417 Posts: 1,798	So instead of eating some fly eggs, you decided it would be better to eat some fried meat that's full of roach eggs, then prepared by a kid who hasn't washed his hands in two days? How was the feces burger? __________________ Everything I type is good natured flaming in the name of fun, not mean spirited or vicious bullshit.

06-22-2007, 01:30 PM	#10
Del taco Registered User Join Date: May 2000 Member # 925 Location: sacto till ? Posts: 6,712	Chill BRos! it was one of those shiny poop flies! no way i gunna eat that. __________________ The thick girls thread works for me because, now that im old, i need the large print version.

06-22-2007, 01:15 PM	#4
ScottFJ40 V2.0 Guest Member # Posts: n/a	When did Del taco turn into a preteen girl?

06-22-2007, 01:23 PM	#7
TJVigilante Rock God Join Date: Mar 2006 Member # 68805 Posts: 1,051	Puss....the microwave killed all the eggs...and you'll never even taste them. You know how many insect eggs/larvae are in your rice, grain, bread, etc? Hell...you probably injested more insect material going to wendy's.

06-22-2007, 01:39 PM	#11
Azzy2000 D1G1A0F9 Join Date: May 2002 Member # 11869 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 3,274	Flashbacks of the roach in my taco...

06-23-2007, 08:10 AM	#16
Grim Reaper Registered User Join Date: Aug 2001 Member # 6726 Location: United Socialist States of America Posts: 3,498	Guess it would really freak you out on how many bug the average person consumes while sleeping then huh? __________________ [COLOR="Black"]Did you expect to find something deep and meaningful here?[/COLOR] "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill

06-23-2007, 08:25 AM	#17
Holocene Registered Drug User Join Date: Jul 2006 Member # 75208 Posts: 196	If you watch Survivorman; he eats a scorpion... Last edited by Holocene; 06-23-2007 at 08:26 AM.

06-23-2007, 09:11 AM	#19
rocknbronco Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Member # 51692 Location: Flat Top MTN,TN Posts: 1,794	Scwew insects in the food __________________ Space for rent sold it all....

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