How to keep the wife from getting fat.

Yota Up · 07-02-2007, 07:05 PM

Ok, so I knocked up my honey and we're having a baby.
She's concerned about gaining weight and what kind of workout she should do that would be easy on the baby. No more situps, no more jumping.

So we start talking about long walks.
At the same time, I'm telling her she needs to watch less TV(Friends, Dawson Creek, 90210, Reba, Raymond).

Next thing you know it we're talking about getting a treadmill. Sounds good. Workout while you watch TV?

But then a light came on in my head.

What if I rig up a generator to the treadmill and run it as power for the TV? No workout = no TV.
For those of you familiar with the output of legpower on a treadmill - do you think she'd be able to build up enough of a spike and hold it to power the TV?

I will need this info before I go nuts with it.
(insert substitute for happy face with cigarette in mouth)

CMF · 07-02-2007, 07:08 PM

Doc told us that my wife could keep on excersizing the same as before, but not to do any more than normal. On the other hand, my sister's doc told her not to start excersizing, since it wasn't a normal routine for her.

usmcdoc14 · 07-02-2007, 07:10 PM

Guess getting rid of all that porn was not the best idea now was it ?

irjpr · 07-02-2007, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yota Up

Ok, so I knocked up my honey and we're having a baby.
She's concerned about gaining weight and what kind of workout she should do that would be easy on the baby. No more situps, no more jumping.

So we start talking about long walks.
At the same time, I'm telling her she needs to watch less TV(Friends, Dawson Creek, 90210, Reba, Raymond).

Next thing you know it we're talking about getting a treadmill. Sounds good. Workout while you watch TV?

But then a light came on in my head.

What if I rig up a generator to the treadmill and run it as power for the TV? No workout = no TV.
For those of you familiar with the output of legpower on a treadmill - do you think she'd be able to build up enough of a spike and hold it to power the TV?

I will need this info before I go nuts with it.
(insert substitute for happy face with cigarette in mouth)

PORN, PORN, PORN, and more PORN!!!!

THATS HARDCORE!

Sorry man, no help, just busting your balls a little..

Edit, dammit doc, you are too fast!

Aces'n'8s · 07-02-2007, 07:14 PM

Are you sure a treadmill will fit inside your trailer?

Yota Up · 07-02-2007, 07:15 PM

You guys are freakin hilarious. Made me spit beer on the screen.

Anyway, I'm a little concerned about sex, too. What if I bust up the baby or something?

Can I be charged with child abuse if he's born with a black eye?

Yota Up · 07-02-2007, 07:16 PM

A&8's:

You are welcome to stop by my place and have a beer if you're ever in Walnut Creek. I have just about the only log cabin in this city. Add that I can park both of my 4x4's in my backyard, keep my dogs in the front yard, and work on my dirtbikes and streetbikes in my sideyard - and you would delete that post.

usmcdoc14 · 07-02-2007, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Aces'n'8s

Are you sure a treadmill will fit inside your trailer?

There, now he can delete it

Yota Up · 07-02-2007, 07:20 PM

usmcodc, I gotta admit you are a funny guy.

WertyzMom · 07-02-2007, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yota Up

Anyway, I'm a little concerned about sex, too. What if I bust up the baby or something?

Can I be charged with child abuse if he's born with a black eye?

Pffft!! Sex is a GOOD thing while she's preggo! As long as she is healthy and you aren't going full awn pr0n style you should be fine!

Great excercise.. Orgasm is excellent for her insides as well as her whole demeanor!

Keeps both of you in good shape and the relationship intact!

Be forewarned of a little 'milkiness' tho.. Don't freAk out when it happens cause it will...

Prepare for it's arrival 'cause with the wrong reaction to it... you won't get near the titties till she's done nursing!

Buba · 07-02-2007, 09:30 PM

Where's the thread about the bad tit sex.

All I can remember about it was laughing so hard I cried.

Granite Babe · 07-02-2007, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yota Up

Anyway, I'm a little concerned about sex, too. What if I bust up the baby or something?

Can I be charged with child abuse if he's born with a black eye?

Unless you are twice as long as the normal man you won't be poking your unborn child in the eye.

I gained a lot of weight when I was pregnant.

I rode my horse for a few months but he was young and unsafe so was asked to stop riding. I was really careful what I ate, I've never had a sweet tooth and I never craved anything but my body stored all sugar. I lived in Draper, UT at the time and it was HOT in the summer so I ate a lot of fruit. The BIG culprit for that was grapes! My doctor told me at the time when she put me on a strict diet that "8 grapes have as much sugar as 1 whole watermellon!" So I was banned from ALL pitted fruits - plums, cherries, peaches, grapes etc and could only have melon since it's a water fruit. To this day I don't eat many pitted fruits.

Congrats on the pregnancy!! I hope your wife has a smooth one.

COMP · 07-02-2007, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Granite Babe

Unless you are twice as long as the normal man you won't be poking your unborn child in the eye.

I gained a lot of weight when I was pregnant.

I rode my horse for a few months but he was young and unsafe so was asked to stop riding. I was really careful what I ate, I've never had a sweet tooth and I never craved anything but my body stored all sugar. I lived in Draper, UT at the time and it was HOT in the summer so I ate a lot of fruit. The BIG culprit for that was grapes! My doctor told me at the time when she put me on a strict diet that "8 grapes have as much sugar as 1 whole watermellon!" So I was banned from ALL pitted fruits - plums, cherries, peaches, grapes etc and could only have melon since it's a water fruit. To this day I don't eat many pitted fruits.

Congrats on the pregnancy!! I hope your wife has a smooth one.

good info

Priest · 07-02-2007, 09:52 PM

Your worried about your wife getting fat yet you have that fag hanging off your lip.

Yota Up · 07-02-2007, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Priest

Your worried about your wife getting fat yet you have that fag hanging off your lip.

Priest. Thank you. I'm so glad my decision to quit a week ago has more people behind it than I thought. Of course I quit, buddy. I don't want the kid to remember daddy smelling like smoke.(Picture was taken a short while back)

Other people are more passive and afraid to say something, we need more people that step up and lay it down like Priest. We all know what's right in life. Live it.

Cheers.

ChevyGal · 07-02-2007, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Yota Up

Other people are more passive and afraid to say something, we need more people that step up and lay it down like Priest. We all know what's right in life. Live it.

You sound like you'll make a great parent after your gun common in the other thread.

Azzy2000 · 07-02-2007, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aces'n'8s

Are you sure a treadmill will fit inside your trailer?

trampas · 07-02-2007, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChevyGal

You sound like you'll make a great parent after your gun common in the other thread.

Was it uncommon, before?

Drunk tank · 07-02-2007, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChevyGal

You sound like you'll make a great parent after your gun common in the other thread.

Maybe I should give him some parenting tips.... cause we all know one day im gonna be the bestest parent ever!

Yota Up · 07-02-2007, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChevyGal

You sound like you'll make a great parent after your gun common in the other thread.

Chevygal, I explained it there. Check it again. It's just a repeat of something I heard and I totally intend 0% seriousness in it. I love kids. Love them to death. That's what makes it so absurd it's funny. I thought this crowd liked that kind of stuff. No sweat, I won't do it again. I'll be real from now on. Promise.

ChevyGal · 07-02-2007, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yota Up

Chevygal, I explained it there. Check it again. It's just a repeat of something I heard and I totally intend 0% seriousness in it. I love kids. Love them to death. That's what makes it so absurd it's funny. I thought this crowd liked that kind of stuff. No sweat, I won't do it again. I'll be real from now on. Promise.

You gotta learn how to deliver a joke. The way you delivered that one, even UPS was shaking their heads with how poorly you handled it.

nahmus · 07-02-2007, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChevyGal

You gotta learn how to deliver a joke.

WHATAHEEP · 07-02-2007, 11:38 PM

Swimming

And my wife wanted to do it more while knocked up.

Good luck on the treadmill generator. Maybe some kind of gear reduction would get the generator speed up.

kodiak1232003 · 07-03-2007, 01:59 AM

my wife gave birth to my youngest almost 7 months ago (2 kids total)

her weight went up to about 225 when all said and done and in the last half year we've taken up walking around the neighborhood a couple times a week.

its happened slowly but she's down to about 195 right now and looks VERY nice...and feels great about her body. (she's about 5'9"-5'10", so 160-170 is just about her perfect weight...not far to go!!!)

she's tried to curtail her sweet tooth, but still eats a normal diet. its the bump in metabolism that walking has created IMO, as not much else has changed

AND, she was hamstringed by the fact that neither of our girls were able to breastfeed (burns A LOT of calories for new mom's, helps them regain their figure in a lot of situations.)

kodiak1232003 · 07-03-2007, 02:04 AM

oh and i bought her a double jogger stroller for her birthday this year ($200-400) and she was SO excited...its makes all the difference in her attitude towards exercise, because getting out and really pounding pavement is that much easier with the right equipment.

we had a treadmill. effective.... but boring as fukk and we didn't use it.

we are much better at keeping to our exercise schedule when were out looking @ houses, or ending up @ a park to throw a frisbee around (my addiction

)

07-02-2007, 07:05 PM	#1
Yota Up Pro-Rocks Join Date: Nov 2005 Member # 57128 Posts: 795	How to keep the wife from getting fat. Ok, so I knocked up my honey and we're having a baby. She's concerned about gaining weight and what kind of workout she should do that would be easy on the baby. No more situps, no more jumping. So we start talking about long walks. At the same time, I'm telling her she needs to watch less TV(Friends, Dawson Creek, 90210, Reba, Raymond). Next thing you know it we're talking about getting a treadmill. Sounds good. Workout while you watch TV? But then a light came on in my head. What if I rig up a generator to the treadmill and run it as power for the TV? No workout = no TV. For those of you familiar with the output of legpower on a treadmill - do you think she'd be able to build up enough of a spike and hold it to power the TV? I will need this info before I go nuts with it. (insert substitute for happy face with cigarette in mouth) __________________ "Every fight is a food fight to a cannibal." Last edited by Yota Up; 07-02-2007 at 07:05 PM.

07-02-2007, 07:10 PM	#3
usmcdoc14 Spork Wrath Join Date: Aug 2002 Member # 13344 Location: Lead Farming Posts: 8,913	Guess getting rid of all that porn was not the best idea now was it ? __________________ Doc-14 Tactical Products: When it absolutely, positively needs to be made from random crap found in the back of my garage.

07-02-2007, 07:14 PM	#5
Aces'n'8s Axes and E-ville Join Date: May 2005 Member # 48097 Location: Memphis Posts: 2,856	Are you sure a treadmill will fit inside your trailer? __________________ "Now that this battle is complete, let the spirits of our fallen warriors finish their journey along the spirit trail in peace and let their spirits be with those warriors who man the Thin Blue Line and let not their deaths be in vain."

07-02-2007, 07:15 PM	#6
Yota Up Pro-Rocks Join Date: Nov 2005 Member # 57128 Posts: 795	You guys are freakin hilarious. Made me spit beer on the screen. Anyway, I'm a little concerned about sex, too. What if I bust up the baby or something? Can I be charged with child abuse if he's born with a black eye? __________________ "Every fight is a food fight to a cannibal."

07-02-2007, 07:16 PM	#7
Yota Up Pro-Rocks Join Date: Nov 2005 Member # 57128 Posts: 795	A&8's: You are welcome to stop by my place and have a beer if you're ever in Walnut Creek. I have just about the only log cabin in this city. Add that I can park both of my 4x4's in my backyard, keep my dogs in the front yard, and work on my dirtbikes and streetbikes in my sideyard - and you would delete that post. __________________ "Every fight is a food fight to a cannibal."

07-02-2007, 07:08 PM	#2
CMF Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Member # 36775 Location: nashville Posts: 156	Doc told us that my wife could keep on excersizing the same as before, but not to do any more than normal. On the other hand, my sister's doc told her not to start excersizing, since it wasn't a normal routine for her.

07-02-2007, 07:20 PM	#9
Yota Up Pro-Rocks Join Date: Nov 2005 Member # 57128 Posts: 795	usmcodc, I gotta admit you are a funny guy. __________________ "Every fight is a food fight to a cannibal."

07-02-2007, 09:30 PM	#11
Buba Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Member # 13886 Location: Florence Alabama Posts: 492	Where's the thread about the bad tit sex. All I can remember about it was laughing so hard I cried. __________________ 71 Bronco frame off in progress. custom 3-link front, 4-link rear, Explorer 5.0 with MAF harness

07-02-2007, 09:52 PM	#14
Priest Zeus of the Sluice Join Date: Nov 2000 Member # 2175 Location: Canton (Ohio not China) Posts: 4,037	Your worried about your wife getting fat yet you have that fag hanging off your lip. __________________ Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit Wing Zombie Facebook

07-02-2007, 11:38 PM	#23
WHATAHEEP Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Member # 46170 Location: Baltimore Posts: 47	Swimming And my wife wanted to do it more while knocked up. Good luck on the treadmill generator. Maybe some kind of gear reduction would get the generator speed up. __________________ I came to pirate for the love and hospitality.

07-03-2007, 01:59 AM	#24
kodiak1232003 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Member # 44006 Location: San Diego = northern mexico Posts: 2,426	my wife gave birth to my youngest almost 7 months ago (2 kids total) her weight went up to about 225 when all said and done and in the last half year we've taken up walking around the neighborhood a couple times a week. its happened slowly but she's down to about 195 right now and looks VERY nice...and feels great about her body. (she's about 5'9"-5'10", so 160-170 is just about her perfect weight...not far to go!!!) she's tried to curtail her sweet tooth, but still eats a normal diet. its the bump in metabolism that walking has created IMO, as not much else has changed AND, she was hamstringed by the fact that neither of our girls were able to breastfeed (burns A LOT of calories for new mom's, helps them regain their figure in a lot of situations.) Last edited by kodiak1232003; 07-03-2007 at 02:05 AM.

07-03-2007, 02:04 AM	#25
kodiak1232003 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Member # 44006 Location: San Diego = northern mexico Posts: 2,426	oh and i bought her a double jogger stroller for her birthday this year ($200-400) and she was SO excited...its makes all the difference in her attitude towards exercise, because getting out and really pounding pavement is that much easier with the right equipment. we had a treadmill. effective.... but boring as fukk and we didn't use it. we are much better at keeping to our exercise schedule when were out looking @ houses, or ending up @ a park to throw a frisbee around (my addiction ) Last edited by kodiak1232003; 07-03-2007 at 02:06 AM.

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