Giant penises! repost?

Del taco · 07-09-2007, 03:55 PM

http://www.komotv.com/news/local/8355142.html

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Residents of Oregon town say shape of traffic posts is offensive

KEIZER, Ore. - The City of Keizer is taking heat for installing a group of cement posts designed to protect pedestrians from cars, but which some say is a phallic symbol.

A total of 52 of the posts were installed at a busy intersection in Keizer and they are getting a lot of second glances.

A number of residents have complained to the city that the posts resemble male genitalia.

"I can't disagree with that," said City Manager Chris Eppley. "They certainly did not turn out the way we anticipated."

According to Eppley, the posts were ordered from a catalog and looked much different on paper.

"They're a standard style," Eppley said. "I think in the right context they look fine. They just happened not to (look fine) here."

The city is looking into retrofitting the posts with metal collars and chains that run between them, which they hope will change the look. If not, they said the posts will have to go.

"If that fix doesn't work and I still think they look inappropriate, we'll have wasted $20,000 and we'll have to do something different," Eppley said.

Of course, the city could always keep them up and use them for sex education, at least according to one woman we spoke to. "My son said he wanted to hang a sign on it that says 'always use protection,'" she said.

Roc Doc · 07-09-2007, 04:01 PM

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The city is looking into retrofitting the posts with metal collars and chains that run between them, which they hope will change the look.

PM Sceep for suggestions!

abnormaltoy · 07-09-2007, 04:01 PM

You must have a pretty dull life to imagine those as winkies!

fullygruntled · 07-09-2007, 04:06 PM

The people complaining about that are a bunch of testys.

UZI 9mm · 07-09-2007, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Del taco

http://www.komotv.com/news/local/8355142.html

"They're a standard style," Eppley said. "I think in the right context they look fine. They just happened not to (look fine) here."

The city is looking into retrofitting the posts with metal collars and chains that run between them, which they hope will change the look.

*Paging Sceep, paging sceep*

shamb · 07-09-2007, 04:10 PM

unless there's a hole at the top that squirts every 15 minutes then people have too much time on their hands

UZI 9mm · 07-09-2007, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fullygruntled

The people complaining about that are a bunch of testys.

Oy! Was it Pastor June who came up with the "Manworship" thingie?

Roc Doc · 07-09-2007, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by UZI 9mm

The city is looking into retrofitting the posts with metal collars and chains that run between them, which they hope will change the look.

*Paging Sceep, paging sceep*

Are you like on 5 minute savings time up there, by chance?

UZI 9mm · 07-09-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Roc Doc

Are you like on 5 minute savings time up there, by chance?

dammit!

:kicks dirt:

Roc Doc · 07-09-2007, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by UZI 9mm

dammit!

:kicks dirt:

Meh. It was a cheap and easy shot...hence the reason we both took it!

UZI 9mm · 07-09-2007, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Roc Doc

Meh. It was a cheap and easy shot...hence the reason we both took it!

"great minds think alike"

..."and fools seldom differ"

GRIDWNC · 07-09-2007, 04:16 PM

Well I must admit that if given the choice I would much rather ram into one of those than a motor vehicle.

SanDiegoCJ · 07-09-2007, 04:17 PM

IMO they look like a concrete R2D2.

ZJim · 07-09-2007, 04:23 PM

You rang?

Haole · 07-09-2007, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by UZI 9mm

"great minds think alike"

..."and fools seldom differ"

Great minds are nothing when you're the anti-grain.

UZI 9mm · 07-09-2007, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Haole

Great minds are nothing when you're the anti-grain.

Ack! Don't say it three times

Del taco · 07-09-2007, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SanDiegoCJ

IMO they look like a concrete R2D2.

[Lewis Black]
GAWD DAMMIT!

its a big giant dick!

its a big giant dick!

its a big giant dick!

its a big giant dick!

cant you see it!

A big DICK!

Giant huge DICK!

what the hell is wrong with you!?

[/lewis black]

JoshTurner · 07-09-2007, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by fullygruntled

The people complaining about that are a bunch of testys.

Testys??????

Maybe 35% but I dont think so..

http://www.comedycentral.com/motherl...&is_large=true

Muddin · 07-09-2007, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SanDiegoCJ

IMO they look like a concrete R2D2.

Yes, but it would be silly to be offended by R2D2.

fullygruntled · 07-09-2007, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by UZI 9mm

Oy! Was it Pastor June who came up with the "Manworship" thingie?

I'm not sure where exactly that name arose.

UZI 9mm · 07-09-2007, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by fullygruntled

I'm not sure where exactly that name arose.

keep a close eye on that one!

:suspicion:

lttlbddy · 07-09-2007, 04:36 PM

What the hell are they taking about? I just don't see it.

Muddin · 07-09-2007, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by UZI 9mm

keep a close eye on that one!

:suspicion:

Uzi, keeping an eye on penis shaped concrete posts will only make the problem bigger.

Richard · 07-09-2007, 05:24 PM

I can't wait till a big rig circumcises one , by taking the turn to sharp

300sniper · 07-09-2007, 05:47 PM

if those look like a penis, you already have the cawk on your mind. some people just have to complain about everything and some people are just too easily offended

i'd be pissed if they "wasted" $20k of my tax money by removing them because of some prude

now this looks like a cock:

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