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Sluice of the Zeus
Join Date: Jan 2001
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So, I got pulled over by DOT..
For the last couple of months I've been hauling gas in a tanker, good job but ya gotta love the smell of Benzene in the morning. Friday morning I pull up to the stop sign and look over to see two TFC officers looking back at me. I smile and wave while the officers break out laughing... yup I'm getting pulled over.
![]() Out into the intersection I go with them right behind me I start gathering paperwork and such as the officers approach. My first recommendation to the officer was to have them follow me to the plant that was a quarter mile away and conduct the DOT inspection there. Reasoning to have them off the road as well as myself for everyone's safety. After looking a few things over and the truck being almost a year old, they found no violations. While they were finishing up with the paper work I decided to make it a Kodak moment. I've been carrying the camera lately to capture interesting stuff happening around the county, today of course it paid off ![]() ![]() Both Troopers came back to the truck to have me sign the paperwork. While signing the first Trooper ask what was it that my bumper sticker said. I broke out laughing and told him "your going to love this... but it reads I heart bacon written in Arabic" Inspired by this thread: http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=597995 Both of the fell out laughing and said that it was great. The one said he would have to get one of those himself and I told him no problem.. just take it off the back (it was magnetic) one condition if I could take a picture of him putting it on the SUV. NO WAY was he going to let that happen so I told him to take it anyway. They were way cool guys just doing their job and having a laugh or two. Made a new one ![]() ![]() Blue light special
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muterpucker
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sweet story, uh you should totally pimp those bumper stickers. Zombie mags, cool bumper sticker. Burito cookers. You guys should open shop.
Later Pat
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Corpse Man Up!
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As long as you hid the midgets
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But a constitution of government, once changed from freedom, can never be restored. Liberty once lost is lost forever.-John Adams |
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Sluice of the Zeus
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Sup girl! Glad to have you home.. spank ya later
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Cranky Old Moderator
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Look below......................
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damn it...day late dollar short.
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Christine is for sale.....buy the curse A Fatmans fitness blog Food in your tummy blog |
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Sluice of the Zeus
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some how I don't think the boss will appreciate this one
![]() ![]() Bubba, I saw that in the other thread too.. order any? |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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just bought three!!
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Pirate4x4 Addict!
Join Date: Jan 2004
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i have seen infidel hats and t-shirts but has any one seen one written in arabic?
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87 4runner d44f/9"r full width, 5.38/5.43/ARBs, superior shafts, ctm's, twin stick 4-1 dana 300 behind toy t-case, allpro springs f/r, 39.5 iroks on aluminum trail ready bead locks ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ I'm just a peckerwood who lives in the hills with too many guns. |
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Pirate4x4 Addict!
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87 4runner d44f/9"r full width, 5.38/5.43/ARBs, superior shafts, ctm's, twin stick 4-1 dana 300 behind toy t-case, allpro springs f/r, 39.5 iroks on aluminum trail ready bead locks ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ I'm just a peckerwood who lives in the hills with too many guns. |
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You could at least tell us which one you ordered? I personally liked the olive drab shirt...................
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DOT sucks...
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95 Grand Cherokee - 5.2, auto, NV249, D30/D35....stock for now....lot's of "grand" plans..... |
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Pirate4x4 Addict!
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http://www.cafepress.com/buy/infidel...pt_/c_360/pg_1 and this http://www.cafepress.com/buy/infidel...t_/pg_/c_/fpt_
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87 4runner d44f/9"r full width, 5.38/5.43/ARBs, superior shafts, ctm's, twin stick 4-1 dana 300 behind toy t-case, allpro springs f/r, 39.5 iroks on aluminum trail ready bead locks ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ I'm just a peckerwood who lives in the hills with too many guns. |
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Sluice of the Zeus
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Shirt in OD on order
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or when your just trying to do you job...
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![]() ![]() GOTTA LOVE THAT ARABIC BACON HAIL TO DA CHEIF
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Zues of the Juice...
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that sticker fucking rawks!
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Sluice of the Zeus
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Credits due Gil, Bubba, Hammy
Boss man saw it today and asked what it said He loved it.. YAY!
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Zeus of the Sluice
Join Date: Oct 2002
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just ordered 2 bacon stickers
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Spork Wrath
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I help bring love around the world
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When it absolutely, positively needs to be made from random crap found in the back of my garage. |
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