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Old 07-22-2007, 03:37 PM   #1
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So, I got pulled over by DOT..

For the last couple of months I've been hauling gas in a tanker, good job but ya gotta love the smell of Benzene in the morning. Friday morning I pull up to the stop sign and look over to see two TFC officers looking back at me. I smile and wave while the officers break out laughing... yup I'm getting pulled over.




Out into the intersection I go with them right behind me I start gathering paperwork and such as the officers approach. My first recommendation to the officer was to have them follow me to the plant that was a quarter mile away and conduct the DOT inspection there. Reasoning to have them off the road as well as myself for everyone's safety.

After looking a few things over and the truck being almost a year old, they found no violations. While they were finishing up with the paper work I decided to make it a Kodak moment. I've been carrying the camera lately to capture interesting stuff happening around the county, today of course it paid off




Both Troopers came back to the truck to have me sign the paperwork. While signing the first Trooper ask what was it that my bumper sticker said. I broke out laughing and told him "your going to love this... but it reads I heart bacon written in Arabic"

Inspired by this thread: http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=597995

Both of the fell out laughing and said that it was great. The one said he would have to get one of those himself and I told him no problem.. just take it off the back (it was magnetic) one condition if I could take a picture of him putting it on the SUV. NO WAY was he going to let that happen so I told him to take it anyway. They were way cool guys just doing their job and having a laugh or two.

Made a new one




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Old 07-22-2007, 03:41 PM   #2
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sweet story, uh you should totally pimp those bumper stickers. Zombie mags, cool bumper sticker. Burito cookers. You guys should open shop.

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Both Troopers came back to the truck to have me sign the paperwork. While signing the first Trooper ask what was it that my bumper sticker said. I broke out laughing and told him "your going to love this... but it reads I heart bacon written in Arabic"
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Old 07-22-2007, 04:48 PM   #6
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sweet story, uh you should totally pimp those bumper stickers. Zombie mags, cool bumper sticker. Burito cookers. You guys should open shop.

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Old 07-22-2007, 05:04 PM   #8
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some how I don't think the boss will appreciate this one




Bubba, I saw that in the other thread too.. order any?
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Old 07-22-2007, 05:15 PM   #9
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Bubba, I saw that in the other thread too.. order any?
Nope, not yet. So far, there's only been 2 ordered, but I only got it up on like Friday. Don't know the quality of the stickers either through Cafepress. I may buy one to put up in the office
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Old 07-22-2007, 06:43 PM   #10
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i have seen infidel hats and t-shirts but has any one seen one written in arabic?
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Old 07-22-2007, 07:30 PM   #12
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i have seen infidel hats and t-shirts but has any one seen one written in arabic?
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cool, i just ordered a t-shirt and hat.
You could at least tell us which one you ordered? I personally liked the olive drab shirt...................
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You could at least tell us which one you ordered? I personally liked the olive drab shirt...................
i likes the od also. i got this
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/infidel...pt_/c_360/pg_1
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http://www.cafepress.com/buy/infidel...t_/pg_/c_/fpt_
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cool, i just ordered a t-shirt and hat.
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Only when you mess up
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GOTTA LOVE THAT ARABIC BACON HAIL TO DA CHEIF
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Old 07-23-2007, 04:19 PM   #20
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that sticker fucking rawks!
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Old 07-23-2007, 04:28 PM   #21
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Credits due Gil, Bubba, Hammy Boss man saw it today and asked what it said He loved it.. YAY!
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