Time to throw a tantrum

Muddin · 08-02-2007, 06:50 PM

*throws self on the floor and flails wildly while screaming*

I have to train people this month.

ChevyGal · 08-02-2007, 06:56 PM

That's the best though. Teach them random crap that makes no sense. Then when they do things all messed up, be like wtf, that's not what I said and beat them. It'll totally make them cry.

Joe_W · 08-02-2007, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Muddin

*throws self on the floor and flails wildly while screaming*

[Paris Hilton]Thats hawt!![/Paris Hilton]

Muddin · 08-02-2007, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ChevyGal

That's the best though. Teach them random crap that makes no sense. Then when they do things all messed up, be like wtf, that's not what I said and beat them. It'll totally make them cry.

I was forced to quit since one scribe was near tears because "I was making fun of her". I was only teasing just like I do to everyone else.

I wonder what will happen when some druggie dood calls her a dirty name. Maybe she can go complain to his dealer. "Your customer was making fun of me!"

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Originally Posted by Joe_W

[Paris Hilton]Thats hawt!![/Paris Hilton]

In a bratty kind of way?

Holocene · 08-02-2007, 07:06 PM

Refuse.

proletariat · 08-02-2007, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ChevyGal

That's the best though. Teach them random crap that makes no sense. Then when they do things all messed up, be like wtf, that's not what I said and beat them. It'll totally make them cry.

When I rented sail boats as a slack summer break job, we would teach the imported eastern European help the English words for all the rigging - such as the vulva, clitoris, and foreplay. Kerplekistanians may still shit in a hole in the ground, but they caught onto the joke pretty quick usually.

ChevyGal · 08-02-2007, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Muddin

I was forced to quit since one scribe was near tears because "I was making fun of her". I was only teasing just like I do to everyone else.

I wonder what will happen when some druggie dood calls her a dirty name. Maybe she can go complain to his dealer. "Your customer was making fun of me!"

Buy her a box of Kotex and take it into work tomorrow. She is in clear need of them.

It's a miracle I haven't been fired yet. Oh yeah that's right, I'm Union.

trampas · 08-02-2007, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Muddin

I was forced to quit since one scribe was near tears because "I was making fun of her".

you big MEANIE!

Mo · 08-02-2007, 11:21 PM

bring a box of gold stars. when someone does something good, give them one.

you need to treat them like first graders.

Dieselmh · 08-03-2007, 05:09 AM

Tell them to go get you a carton of updog.

I use that one at least once a week.

Oxjockey · 08-03-2007, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Dieselmh

Tell them to go get you a carton of updog.

I use that one at least once a week.

Got me.

Dieselmh · 08-03-2007, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Oxjockey

Got me.

It gets a lot of people, because they ask before they think.

Muddin · 08-03-2007, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Dieselmh

It gets a lot of people, because they ask before they think.

Okay, I even asked Nick and he doesn't get it. So it's a blond and redhead thing.
I don't get it.

Dieselmh · 08-03-2007, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Muddin

Okay, I even asked Nick and he doesn't get it. So it's a blond and redhead thing.
I don't get it.

Just tell Nick to go to the store and get you some updog. Tell me what his reply is.

Muddin · 08-03-2007, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Dieselmh

Just tell Nick to go to the store and get you some updog. Tell me what his reply is.

It was

I'm assuming someone would ask "What is that?" Or maybe "where is that?"

Lost

Edit: Draw it out in crayon

fullygruntled · 08-03-2007, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Muddin

Edit: Draw it out in crayon

I'm lazy.

Muddin · 08-03-2007, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by fullygruntled

I'm lazy.

Now I feel like an idiot.

But I can't wait to try it

Dieselmh · 08-03-2007, 07:30 AM

:d

Dieselmh · 08-03-2007, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by fullygruntled

I'm lazy.

Oh, fuck you for stealing my joke!

I hope a mouse pisses in your ear today and you get an infection, then go deaf, then have to explain to everyone that you're half deaf now because you stole someone's joke and they wished that a mouse would piss in you ear, it would become infected, and you'd go deaf, and it happened.

chimmike · 08-03-2007, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Muddin

I have to train people this month.

Why is this bad? You can implant bad traits into them

Roc Doc · 08-03-2007, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Dieselmh

Tell them to go get you a carton of updog.

I use that one at least once a week.

I work with these guys, I'll tell 'em you said hi.

UpDog

Roc Doc · 08-03-2007, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Dieselmh

Oh, fuck you for stealing my joke!

I hope a mouse pisses in your ear today and you get an infection, then go deaf, then have to explain to everyone that you're half deaf now because you stole someone's joke and they wished that a mouse would piss in you ear, it would become infected, and you'd go deaf, and it happened.

How do you feel now, Mr. Joke stealer yourself fucker?

Dieselmh · 08-03-2007, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Roc Doc

How do you feel now, Mr. Joke stealer yourself fucker?

Huh?

Whose joke did I steal?

Roc Doc · 08-03-2007, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Dieselmh

Huh?

Whose joke did I steal?

The band had the joke first.

Q: Wanna' go see UpDog?

Q: What's UpDog?

A: Nuttin' G-money!

...get's 'em everytime.

Pazuzu · 08-03-2007, 11:33 AM

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Why is this bad? You can implant bad traits into them

You're getting particularly good at entering a thread that is well established, making an obvious yet simple comment, and being completely fucking oblivious to the fact that the same obvious yet simple comment was not only said, but commented upon, several hours earlier in that very same thread.

Please, for the luv o' god, start reading and comprehending the ENTIRE thread before you open your virtual mouth to say something.

08-02-2007, 06:56 PM	#2
ChevyGal I'm your huckleberry Join Date: Apr 2001 Member # 4033 Location: Sacramento, CA USA Posts: 3,279	That's the best though. Teach them random crap that makes no sense. Then when they do things all messed up, be like wtf, that's not what I said and beat them. It'll totally make them cry. __________________ Needs more cowbell! I :heart: Camp Barnabas

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Mo Everyday is Tuesday. Join Date: Feb 2000 Member # 47 Location: The basement Posts: 14,569	bring a box of gold stars. when someone does something good, give them one. you need to treat them like first graders. __________________ nothing on ebay justadad

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