What % Of Significant Others Give BJ's?

Fool Injected · 08-21-2007, 09:47 PM

Stemming from a discussion my gal and I had last night. Just a roundabout guesstimate? Does yours?

I was in bed with the lady last night and of course wanted some action, as always. It is her special time of the month and usually that is not an issue...and it was not this time either but I just had a hankerin for a blowjob. And of course she concedes with nary a bitch. Makes me happy...just as I should be. And she ALWAYS does, anytime I ask. Even wants to give road-head....95% of the time without me even bringing it up. I guess you could say she has somewhat of an oral fixation.

And BTW...this is not a chick that "needs" to give BJ's to keep a man around...she is waaaaaaay out of my league and I tell her that all the time. Can't help who you love I guess. Im a lucky motherfucker. And no, no boober shots, theres pics on the board of her if you know where to look.

So after all is said and done last night we get to talking about how her friends only give them on special occasions...birthdays, anniversaries, etc, etc. I know she is right because I have been with alot of other girls and this is truly the case from my experience.

So what do you think?

30%? Is that a high estimate?

In any case, it's better than bacon

Kim~ · 08-21-2007, 09:49 PM

It is a necessary accoutrement to actual cawk/nay sex.

shaggyk5 · 08-21-2007, 09:50 PM

i get it with no bitching.

Joe_W · 08-21-2007, 09:51 PM

If it's only 30% I've been extremely fortunate in my life

Fool Injected · 08-21-2007, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe_W

If it's only 30% I've been extremely fortunate in my life

So things are looking up

Hef · 08-21-2007, 09:52 PM

My girl loves the cawk. Always has, long before I met her. We're about even on the "how many people have you slept with" scale. She could damn near suck a basketball through coffee stirrer.

We do it every day that her back doesn't hurt from me hammering her.

Priest · 08-21-2007, 09:57 PM

Pre and post being married.

gotmuddy · 08-21-2007, 10:03 PM

I'm not gonna lie...when we were dating I got way more bjs, but within the last year she has been much more forthcoming with them. I swear to gawd that she actually LIKES it....I know I do. I get 2-3 a week. I get a bj, she gets 20 mins of back tickling(women really like that).

I know we are the lucky few....lilchub never gets any.

trailcreep · 08-21-2007, 10:06 PM

Fawk.I get it whether I want it or not

surveyboy · 08-21-2007, 10:11 PM

i can't say i've gotten an extreme amount in my life

Priest · 08-21-2007, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by surveyboy

i can't say i've gotten an extreme amount in my life

Joe_W · 08-21-2007, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by surveyboy

i can't say i've gotten an extreme amount in my life

I read this and feel nothing for you

I do, however, have a lot of sympathy for Haole

71Cruzer · 08-21-2007, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Priest

..........

Fool Injected · 08-21-2007, 10:19 PM

Just to clarify...I am not referring to the secks...just the head jobs.

azrain · 08-21-2007, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailcreep

or not

BS on this one. Even a mediocre BJ is like bad pizza. Sure, it's so so, but it's still pizza...

WertyzMom · 08-21-2007, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fool Injected

Just to clarify...I am not referring to the secks...just the head jobs.

You're new here aren't you...

trailcreep · 08-21-2007, 10:24 PM

No bullshit.There are just times when I have to tell her no cause I"M not in the mood.Call bullshit all you want....I know it's true

Any time anyplace...just not with an audience.
If she could live off of suckin me off she would.I'm telling you I got lucky on this one.

And yes it's good head.

Fool Injected · 08-21-2007, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WertyzMom

You're new here aren't you...

Not really, lurked long before I joined.

Fool Injected · 08-21-2007, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailcreep

No bullshit.There are just times when I have to tell her no cause I"M not in the mood.Call bullshit all you want....I know it's true

If she could live off of suckin me off she would.I'm telling you I got lucky on this one.

No shit...those times where you been outside all day and she wants to give you road head on the way home and you know you got that nut cheese thing going on....

surveyboy · 08-21-2007, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Priest

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe_W

I read this and feel nothing for you

I do, however, have a lot of sympathy for Haole

lol, no comment about that for me

trailcreep · 08-21-2007, 10:29 PM

quote""No shit...those times where you been outside all day and she wants to give you road head on the way home and you know you got that nut cheese thing going on....quote""

Been there.During lunch while i'm sitting in the car in the work parking lot......and I work at a fawkin walmart tire & lube

rockcrawln · 08-21-2007, 10:31 PM

Lucky bastards. I am part of the 70% my ex-gf of 2+ years would never go down on me. I always asked and she would say maybe we'll see. Yet, she loves it when I go down on her for half an hour. Then again she was a vegetarian.

EarlKann · 08-21-2007, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by surveyboy

i can't say i've gotten an extreme amount in my life

More proof I get way more action than you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe_W

I read this and feel nothing for you

I do, however, have a lot of sympathy for Haole

Now THAT is the FUNNAY right there!

Me? It's not every time, but often enough to keep me satisfied.

Dickdog · 08-21-2007, 10:39 PM

I'm going to try to get one tonight..... it's not my birthday ,

wish me luck....

trailcreep · 08-21-2007, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dickdog

I'm going to try to get one tonight..... it's not my birthday ,

wish me luck....

Our prayers are with you lol

08-21-2007, 09:47 PM	#1
Fool Injected Granite Guru Join Date: Feb 2006 Member # 67623 Location: League City, TX Posts: 717	What % Of Significant Others Give BJ's? Stemming from a discussion my gal and I had last night. Just a roundabout guesstimate? Does yours? I was in bed with the lady last night and of course wanted some action, as always. It is her special time of the month and usually that is not an issue...and it was not this time either but I just had a hankerin for a blowjob. And of course she concedes with nary a bitch. Makes me happy...just as I should be. And she ALWAYS does, anytime I ask. Even wants to give road-head....95% of the time without me even bringing it up. I guess you could say she has somewhat of an oral fixation. And BTW...this is not a chick that "needs" to give BJ's to keep a man around...she is waaaaaaay out of my league and I tell her that all the time. Can't help who you love I guess. Im a lucky motherfucker. And no, no boober shots, theres pics on the board of her if you know where to look. So after all is said and done last night we get to talking about how her friends only give them on special occasions...birthdays, anniversaries, etc, etc. I know she is right because I have been with alot of other girls and this is truly the case from my experience. So what do you think? 30%? Is that a high estimate? In any case, it's better than bacon

08-21-2007, 09:49 PM	#2
Kim~ I'm the momma Join Date: May 2004 Member # 31430 Location: On a hill Posts: 420	It is a necessary accoutrement to actual cawk/nay sex. __________________ TinBenders SAVE THE HAMMERS!!! Food fixes everything....except for my weight problem. Last edited by Kim~; 08-21-2007 at 09:49 PM.

08-21-2007, 09:50 PM	#3
shaggyk5 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Member # 8790 Location: The city of Brotherly Love. Posts: 572	i get it with no bitching. __________________ -A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.- [QUOTE=xyjbeaker;9077451]I'm much too stubborn to stop, this is going one of two ways- I'm meeting a lady friend or going to county lock-up.[/QUOTE]

08-21-2007, 09:52 PM	#6
Hef Genuine Dickhead Join Date: May 2002 Member # 11907 Location: Hilton Head, SC Posts: 1,810 Blog Entries: 1	My girl loves the cawk. Always has, long before I met her. We're about even on the "how many people have you slept with" scale. She could damn near suck a basketball through coffee stirrer. We do it every day that her back doesn't hurt from me hammering her. __________________ Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist' Molon Labe, motherfuckers.

08-21-2007, 09:57 PM	#7
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08-21-2007, 10:06 PM	#9
trailcreep Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Member # 50642 Location: Dullass,Or Posts: 485	Fawk.I get it whether I want it or not __________________ I have no idea what the fawk I'm doing:homer:

08-21-2007, 10:11 PM	#10
surveyboy waterboy Join Date: Jan 2002 Member # 9086 Location: 505 miles from the hammers Posts: 3,241	i can't say i've gotten an extreme amount in my life __________________ never been used 245/75 r 17 tire chains My uhaul truck turned rig hauler thread Be a volunteer for the 2010 King of the Hammers Race

08-21-2007, 10:19 PM	#14
Fool Injected Granite Guru Join Date: Feb 2006 Member # 67623 Location: League City, TX Posts: 717	Just to clarify...I am not referring to the secks...just the head jobs.

08-21-2007, 10:24 PM	#17
trailcreep Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Member # 50642 Location: Dullass,Or Posts: 485	No bullshit.There are just times when I have to tell her no cause I"M not in the mood.Call bullshit all you want....I know it's true Any time anyplace...just not with an audience. If she could live off of suckin me off she would.I'm telling you I got lucky on this one. And yes it's good head. __________________ I have no idea what the fawk I'm doing:homer: Last edited by trailcreep; 08-21-2007 at 10:27 PM.

08-21-2007, 10:29 PM	#21
trailcreep Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Member # 50642 Location: Dullass,Or Posts: 485	quote""No shit...those times where you been outside all day and she wants to give you road head on the way home and you know you got that nut cheese thing going on....quote"" Been there.During lunch while i'm sitting in the car in the work parking lot......and I work at a fawkin walmart tire & lube __________________ I have no idea what the fawk I'm doing:homer: Last edited by trailcreep; 08-21-2007 at 10:40 PM.

08-21-2007, 10:31 PM	#22
rockcrawln Granite Guru Join Date: May 2004 Member # 30586 Location: Woodside, CA Posts: 780	Lucky bastards. I am part of the 70% my ex-gf of 2+ years would never go down on me. I always asked and she would say maybe we'll see. Yet, she loves it when I go down on her for half an hour. Then again she was a vegetarian. __________________ 2001 2500HD parts for sale: short bed, tail gate, bumber, passanger side rear door, radiator support, transfercase, rear axle

08-21-2007, 10:39 PM	#24
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