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Old 08-24-2007, 09:06 PM   #1
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My mother in law to be brings teh funnay
My fiancee and her mom swung by work tonight dropping off dinner(apparently I'm not fat enough for their liking), and mom had a little gift for me.



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Old 08-24-2007, 09:11 PM   #2
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I don't get it.

You're future mother in law wants to practice bondage with you?
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:11 PM   #3
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Noice...



Also, I'm surprised someone plans to marry you.
















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Old 08-24-2007, 09:12 PM   #4
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So...what, is that supposed to go up your ass? I guess i could see how thats funny...
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:18 PM   #5
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I don't get it.

You're future mother in law wants to practice bondage with you?
Yeah she's weird like that.


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So...what, is that supposed to go up your ass? I guess i could see how thats funny...
It's about 6" around, I don't think that even Josh Turner could fit this up his ass.
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:21 PM   #6
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It's about 6" around, I don't think that even Josh Turner could fit this up his ass.


If you get married, you're going to have YEARS of practice of shoving things up your ass. In 2 years, you'll be HAPPY to stick a 6 inch plastic ball up there, it'll be a comfy change for you.
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If you get married, you're going to have YEARS of practice of shoving things up your ass. In 2 years, you'll be HAPPY to stick a 6 inch plastic ball up there, it'll be a comfy change for you.


Yeah so I hear, the last generation of males in my family have all been divorced twice, on both sides of the family. I hear no end of it.
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:29 PM   #9
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Apparently, in some kind of subtle way, I think your MIL is goading you into divorce already.....did you take a look at that chain? It looks as if a baby could break free of that thing....























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It's about 6" around, I don't think that even Josh Turner could fit this up his ass.

My head is way bigger than that & it seems to fit nicely in my ass.

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You probably think her helping your wife-to-be pick out the purse she'll use to carry you ballz around would be funny too.
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It's about 6" around, I don't think that even Josh Turner could fit this up his ass.

I may think that you are a complete douche bag, but by god at least you're a funny douche bag.
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You probably think her helping your wife-to-be pick out the purse she'll use to carry you ballz around would be funny too.
I'm making the rings so in effect I guess I am.
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