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Old 09-21-2009, 10:27 AM   #5026
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98 silverado lift fail

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Old 09-21-2009, 10:35 AM   #5027
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this is how that frontier sits now.
LOL. That truck originated in So. Houston. I used to see it dropping off one of my ex's at home (in front of the house in the 1st pic). Then, we began having our Jeep meetings in conjunction with a car show on Saturday nights.

This abortion shows up and drives by, and as he drives by I yell for him to put it in 4wd, knowing full well that he has no front DS. He yells back, "its got 49's, I don't need 4wd".

So later he comes around and we stop him and commence taking pics of this pile o crap to have a laugh with later on. Dude was so stupid he thought we actually liked it. He was so proud to have us taking pics of it. It was all quite laughable.

Then, after one meeting a few months later I ended up a few cars behind him on my way home. He ended up taking a left into a parking lot and I swear that thing had so much body roll I thought for sure he was going to do a flat land 5 mph flop!!!


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Old 09-21-2009, 10:35 AM   #5028
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YouTube - Jumping Ford Ranger in the Air - Buddify

Watch at 43 seconds as the two guys in the bed of the ranger wish they were not
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Old 09-21-2009, 10:47 AM   #5029
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It's stupid shit like that POS Frontier why lots of states have lift laws.
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Old 09-21-2009, 10:48 AM   #5030
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WTF. Stupidity truly knows no bounds.
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Old 09-21-2009, 12:48 PM   #5031
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Another Silverado Fail

This guy needs kicked in the nuts, http://socaltrucks.com/forsale2/view...g.php?view=532
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Old 09-21-2009, 12:55 PM   #5032
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Old 09-21-2009, 12:55 PM   #5033
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holy shit that thing! He actually lowered the IFS shit to get that much lift!!!
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Old 09-21-2009, 12:58 PM   #5034
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lots of fail there.... the one at the very beginning is that he wants $21,000 for a truck with an original engine and 183k miles on it.
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Old 09-21-2009, 05:19 PM   #5035
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yeah, but it has STEPS built into the frame....thats AWESOME!!!!


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Old 09-21-2009, 05:40 PM   #5036
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Surely you can't be serious I think the amount of fail on this beats the Frontier I posted
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Old 09-21-2009, 05:55 PM   #5037
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wonder if his steering ever binds up?
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Old 09-21-2009, 06:08 PM   #5038
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Text him

Text him, he left his phone number in the ad and said to anytime.
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Old 09-21-2009, 06:39 PM   #5039
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just texted that idiot.... lets see
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Old 09-21-2009, 07:38 PM   #5040
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Where can I buy that custom ifs lift. Looks really stout.
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Old 09-21-2009, 07:48 PM   #5041
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If you want a truck that will turn heads, sit as high as a Mack truck, and have the ability to crush old cars, this is right up your alley! The key is that this truck has high miles, but if you don't mind that, you are getting a steal. A 32" lift, 17" wheels, and almost 50" tires would probably set you back $15,000+ and the truck is ready to go. There really isn't much else to say. You can drive a massive truck that will turn heads, compel others to snap photos, and will cost less than a Honda Accord. Not to mention, everyone at your work will fear you because you can run over their car in the employee parking lot. Go big, go black, go intimidation, or go home...

I'd love to see that thing try to crush a car with that fucking trapeze hanging off the bottom of it!
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Old 09-21-2009, 07:48 PM   #5042
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I know this guy ...... he still owes me $20 = FAIL


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the pics dont do it justice... welded ready rod too the coil spring tower.. for strength??

and the welding.. well my 2 yr old could do a better job..

I don't see it. I'm glad I don't show you any of my welding.

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this is how that frontier sits now.
Am I seeing things or are the front tires larger than the rear?






















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Old 09-21-2009, 07:59 PM   #5043
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forshortening, its caused by the lens and angle
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Old 09-21-2009, 08:24 PM   #5044
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forshortening, its caused by the lens and angle
Thanks,

According to Google, and About.com you left out an "e", and are a common misspeller -





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Foreshortening - What is Foreshortening?
From Helen South's Drawing/Sketching Glossary, for About.com
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Definition: Foreshortening occurs when an object appears compressed when seen from a particular viewpoint, and the effect of perspective causes distortion. Foreshortening is a particularly effective artistic device, used to give the impression of three-dimensional volume and create drama in a picture.
Foreshortening is most successful when accurately rendered on the picture plane to create the illusion of a figure in space.

Common Misspellings: forshortening






Despite your misspelling, I still don't fully comprehend foreshortening.

However, I understand it enough to know the photographer of that picture was NOT attempting to use the foreshortening effect in his/her picture.

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Old 09-21-2009, 08:33 PM   #5045
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This has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life.

YouTube - Cobra Wipeout

Why the hell would you put a car like that into the hands of a drunk dumb ass bitch and tell her to drive it down a busy road? I guess the owner enjoys wasting time and money. My understanding is that it's going to need a whole new body, probably a radiator, and maybe even a frame straightening. I don't think Superformance kits have the best chassis out there.

I get so damn angry watching this video.
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Old 09-21-2009, 09:04 PM   #5046
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Why the hell would you put a car like that into the hands of a drunk dumb ass bitch and tell her to drive it down a busy road?
Yep, someone should've given her the keys to that Frontier!
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Old 09-21-2009, 09:10 PM   #5047
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The Progressive Ins. ad at the bottom of the video brings a definite WIN though!!
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Old 09-21-2009, 09:14 PM   #5048
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How about this one - fail or win?

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Old 09-21-2009, 09:17 PM   #5049
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the frontier wouldn't look so terrible if he took off the 12" body lift and lowered the suspension as much as he could.
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Old 09-21-2009, 09:20 PM   #5050
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holy shit that thing! He actually lowered the IFS shit to get that much lift!!!
I shoulda known... fuggin' Alabama.
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