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texican · 01-30-2005, 03:35 PM

You forgot and left your Hi Lift up here ..........

KOWBOY · 01-30-2005, 04:06 PM

Most Excellent.

Brings new meaning to "Just My Size".

TxCruzr · 01-30-2005, 04:56 PM

I'm glad to see someone besides me likes Bad Santa . Every seems to try to deny the fact they've seen the movie

wngrog · 01-31-2005, 12:05 PM

You fat men are so mean.

Jason M · 01-31-2005, 12:56 PM

Kowboy, you get that pin replaced in yours yet???

KOWBOY · 01-31-2005, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason M

Kowboy, you get that pin replaced in yours yet???

Nope.

You broke the damn thing .... and I fully expect you to come fix it.

If ya can't make it to Elwood, PM Butch and arrange somehow to pay him to fix it.

Do not make me angry................you won't like me when I'm angry.

Rock Taxi · 01-31-2005, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOWBOY

Do not make me angry................you won't like me when I'm angry.

Picture a taller, lanky Pee Wee Herman when he got busted at the peep show, and now you know what a pissed of Kowboy is.

Ed

Jason M · 01-31-2005, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock Taxi

Picture a taller, lanky Pee Wee Herman when he got busted at the peep show, and now you know what a pissed of Kowboy is.

Ed

lol

KOWBOY · 01-31-2005, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock Taxi

Picture a taller, lanky Pee Wee Herman when he got busted at the peep show, and now you know what a pissed of Kowboy is.

Ed

Dear Sir:

It is with great regret that I am forced to inform you that you have failed the tech inspection for the Roundup and, therefore, will not be allowed to participate in the event. Perhaps better planning on your part will lead to a more successful attempt next year.

Regards,

Kowboy
(Chief Tech Inspector)

chef · 01-31-2005, 03:16 PM

See, this is what makes this place so great. We may not all agree, but we can carry on a nice respectful conversation about...things.

Kowboy, in this regard, you set an example for all of us. I'm proud to know you.

Jason M · 01-31-2005, 03:16 PM

Don't worry Kowboy, I'll get you a new cotter pin

KOWBOY · 01-31-2005, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason M

Don't worry Kowboy, I'll get you a new cotter pin

What about the installation ya fawker?

I knew I shoulda left your sorry ass on Sledgehammer ........ then my jack wouldn't be broke ..... now would it?

Rock Taxi · 01-31-2005, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOWBOY

Dear Sir:

It is with great regret that I am forced to inform you that you have failed the tech inspection for the Roundup and, therefore, will not be allowed to participate in the event. Perhaps better planning on your part will lead to a more successful attempt next year.

Regards,

Kowboy
(Chief Tech Inspector)

I didn't know that tech inspection was like the cops breathalizer and I would be failed if I refused the colonoscopy.

Ed

Jason M · 01-31-2005, 03:54 PM

Actually,
If you had Nolens Midget Jack it would have been perfect..

But nooooooooooo

You had to have the uberlong 60" variety..

So I blame you. You were not there when I needed you most..

Sniff, Sniff.....

dd113 · 01-31-2005, 03:56 PM

Yes we are.

Do you have a special little lug wrench to match you hi lift? With your little hands I can see where a full size wrench could be difficult for you to use.

KOWBOY · 01-31-2005, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason M

So I blame you. You were not there when I needed you most..

Sniff, Sniff.....

Damn.

Now ya makin' me feel guilty. I'm sorry brother, but just didn't have no more room in the Big 'Ole Dodge for anythang else.

DHONDAGOD · 01-31-2005, 09:23 PM

you texicans are silly.......

chris

helocat · 01-31-2005, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOWBOY

Dear Sir:

It is with great regret that I am forced to inform you that you have failed the tech inspection for the Roundup and, therefore, will not be allowed to participate in the event. Perhaps better planning on your part will lead to a more successful attempt next year.

Regards,

Kowboy
(Chief Tech Inspector)

No problem you just got’a know how to talk to some inspectors:

“Oh look you set YOUR case of beer and 5 pack of Montecristo’s in the back of my truck, here let me help you move them”

Mark

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Jason M Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Member # 5286 Location: Vegas Posts: 9,827	Don't worry Kowboy, I'll get you a new cotter pin __________________ DEAR MADAM: THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS WEBSITE. YOU'VE REQUESTED THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY. PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM. THAT'S OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER

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Jason M Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Member # 5286 Location: Vegas Posts: 9,827	Actually, If you had Nolens Midget Jack it would have been perfect.. But nooooooooooo You had to have the uberlong 60" variety.. So I blame you. You were not there when I needed you most.. Sniff, Sniff..... __________________ DEAR MADAM: THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS WEBSITE. YOU'VE REQUESTED THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY. PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM. THAT'S OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER

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dd113 Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Member # 19837 Location: atlanta Posts: 1,371	Yes we are. Do you have a special little lug wrench to match you hi lift? With your little hands I can see where a full size wrench could be difficult for you to use. __________________ If it does not go easy just force it David Dearborn Atlanta GA www.urbanlandcruisers.com TLCA Associate member Got a question, need an opinion, do you love puppies, just want to talk or stage a cage match? For all of these issues and more PM Mark, 65SWB45.

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