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Old 10-05-2019, 10:18 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Nope. She has walked in on me but usually will turn back around and leave. I have yet to even walk in after she has shit. It’s like she shits in the middle of the night or something. 20 years together, lived together for 18 and married for 14 I have never heard, smelled or even known she was shitting.

Also I can’t believe how many people here only have one shitter in there house. I would go crazy if I had to share a bathroom with my kids. Fuck that.
Get a sitter and take her somewhere nice. Obviously "nice" is reliant on budget, as my nice might be crawfish and draft shiner at a dive bar followed by rough backseat sex parked behind Gander Mountain- whereas your nice will probably differ from that.
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