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Old 10-22-2014, 09:50 PM   #51 (permalink)
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I always figured I pooped so efficiently in the woods because I waited till the last possible minute.
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I was thinking about just using some blocks of wood, like a lift kit for the shitter.
A friend of mine is going to try it with a shoe box and see what happens.
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Old 10-22-2014, 11:29 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Just lean forward. Who the heck needs a special stool to do that?
Does this really mean that there is a whole nation of people out there that lean back and use the tank as a backrest

Older toilets are shorter for this reason, the fancy new toilets for old folks are taller to save hips and knees.
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I always figured I pooped so efficiently in the woods because I waited till the last possible minute.
We used to camp in a small spot right on the TN border. We would camp in KY and when you had to drop a load, simply cross the ravine (state line) into TN and leave it there. It seemed appropriate given the opportunity....
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Just got the Squatty Potty today after seeing the Unicorn commercial a few weeks ago. I'm still a little weirded out by it
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Does this really mean that there is a whole nation of people out there that lean back and use the tank as a backrest

Older toilets are shorter for this reason, the fancy new toilets for old folks are taller to save hips and knees.
Seriously though, does anybody who isn't all consumingly large lean backwards?
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Just got the Squatty Potty today after seeing the Unicorn commercial a few weeks ago. I'm still a little weirded out by it
How tall are you?
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Howard Stern has been promoting squatty potty for a couple years now...
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Don't believe it. We have a squatty potty and it sucks ass. It's too high... feels very awkward to use it and no it's not something you'll ever get used to.
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Does this really mean that there is a whole nation of people out there that lean back and use the tank as a backrest

Older toilets are shorter for this reason, the fancy new toilets for old folks are taller to save hips and knees.
Seriously though, does anybody who isn't all consumingly large lean backwards?
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i thought a 55min shit was when you worked for the goverment or something. nothing to do with a stool
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6'. I believe I have the above problem
Not a midget then
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i thought a 55min shit was when you worked for the goverment or something. nothing to do with a stool
It's how long your mom was in labor.
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It's how long your mom was in labor.
probably longer than yours
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probably longer than yours
I usually am in labor for just a few minutes.
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Just poop on your tippy-toes.
That's what I always gotta do. Damn toilets are too tall.

Ain't nuthin' worse than swinging your legs when you're sitting on the pot.
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That's what I always gotta do. Damn toilets are too tall.

Ain't nuthin' worse than swinging your legs when you're sitting on the pot.
holy shit thats funny
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Ain't nuthin' worse than swinging your legs when you're sitting on the pot.
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