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Old 05-06-2016, 12:20 PM   #226 (permalink)
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That dude is our delivery driver for Transamerica. I see him usually a few times a week. He's like "you mean I could have regeared and added lockers for the cost of my grill and windshield frame?"

Dude just doesn't know. He's the typical "I hang out a BWW with my jeep club and work for 4 wheel parts" guy. He's never actually been wheeling.
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Old 05-06-2016, 12:28 PM   #227 (permalink)
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This popped up on my FB today. Makes me want to just sell my TJ rather than be a twat by association.

Because the grill just wasn't enough...

Son-of-a-bitch!

Its true....people will buy anything!

That is the most hideous looking thing I've seen in a long time. How can someone step back and look at that and think...that's the shit...?
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Old 05-06-2016, 12:31 PM   #229 (permalink)
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To me the thing looks like a movie prop vehicle from Demolition Man or something. Fully expect to see a yellow haired Wesley Snipes jump out of it. Tacky shit...
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That dude is our delivery driver for Transamerica. I see him usually a few times a week. He's like "you mean I could have regeared and added lockers for the cost of my grill and windshield frame?"

Dude just doesn't know. He's the typical "I hang out a BWW with my jeep club and work for 4 wheel parts" guy. He's never actually been wheeling.
And you're just now letting the PBB know about this now?? You should have added this gem to the thread when you first saw it.
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And you're just now letting the PBB know about this now?? You should have added this gem to the thread when you first saw it.
For real!! I wanna know what he tacked onto the back, you know it ain't stock back there
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And you're just now letting the PBB know about this now?? You should have added this gem to the thread when you first saw it.
I've only seen it on Facebook. He drives a delivery truck to my shop.
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For real!! I wanna know what he tacked onto the back, you know it ain't stock back there
Actually it is. Factory bumper and everything.

His name is Chad Mansfield, if you have the book of faces.
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Actually it is. Factory bumper and everything.

His name is Chad Mansfield, if you have the book of faces.

Well, I'm not gonna shit all over the guy, but it's pretty clear that insanity always begins with an angry bird grille.
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I don't understand why you'd want to push out the grill/header panel to be the first point of impact.

I mean, am I missing something? I'm usually trying to keep those parts protected and behind other, more beefy shit.
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I don't understand why you'd want to push out the grill/header panel to be the first point of impact.

I mean, am I missing something? I'm usually trying to keep those parts protected and behind other, more beefy shit.
Called a grumper Grumper - Fab Fours

I've never been a fan of fab fours. Always thought their bumpers looked like gaudy shit.
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Old 05-06-2016, 01:35 PM   #237 (permalink)
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when "angry eyes" cutout is one of your product features,. I'm pretty sure I don't want it.
and 11 gauge steel? Holy shit it's bomb proof!
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when "angry eyes" cutout is one of your product features,. I'm pretty sure I don't want it.
and 11 gauge steel? Holy shit it's bomb proof!
I've noticed a few modified front grills, on vehicles on dealership lots. I always thought, "Shitty design, blocking some of the headlight".

Now I see it was intentional.
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I don't understand why you'd want to push out the grill/header panel to be the first point of impact.

I mean, am I missing something? I'm usually trying to keep those parts protected and behind other, more beefy shit.
He just wants it to look "Aggressive" he says.

It is all really dumb to me too. But whatever, not my heep.
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I've noticed a few modified front grills, on vehicles on dealership lots. I always thought, "Shitty design, blocking some of the headlight".

Now I see it was intentional.
the angry eyes shit on cherokees is even dumber. painting the top inside corners of the sealed beams, then asking how to make your headlamps brighter

true story.
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....although "gaudy JK" seems pretty redundant these days.
Just because a lot of idiots turn JKs into pimptastic douchemobiles, it doesn't mean all JKs get riced out.

My junk: zero bling, no "project name", no "theme", no stickers, no "wave", & not related to my pecker -


Rice is not a JK prerequisite, but "thanks" for stereotyping

Zero butthurts here, I just had to call bullshit on that one prejudice in this "JK hate thread"

Carry on . . .
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Just because a lot of idiots turn JKs into pimptastic douchemobiles, it doesn't mean all JKs get riced out.

My junk: zero bling, no "project name", no "theme", no stickers, no "wave", & not related to my pecker -


Rice is not a JK prerequisite, but "thanks" for stereotyping

Zero butthurts here, I just had to call bullshit on that one prejudice in this "JK hate thread"

Carry on . . .




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Old 05-06-2016, 02:53 PM   #243 (permalink)
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the angry eyes shit on cherokees is even dumber. painting the top inside corners of the sealed beams, then asking how to make your headlamps brighter

true story.
Yeah, that was (is?) a huge fad. Fucking Cherokee headlights suck enough to begin with, painting over them doesn't make them any better.
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New JK: $30,000
Rice: $2500
Friends to take pics of you 'wheeling': Priceless
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Eh, he's out on a rock, probably 10' from a paved road, but he's out there, so cut him some slack.

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i had tsl's on a suburban and would have to wear ear plugs on the highway due them being noisy couldnt imagine boggers.

i do see them on the occasional street truck out here. just curious how many miles they get, 8k? i bought a few 33inch boggers a while back that were off a street truck for spares. worn nice and flatwith no chips or chunks missing
On a 1 ton 4x4 truck I turned a brand new set of 40'' Boggers into drag slicks in approximately 6.5k miles. As for noise, my buddies could hear when I got off work from 3 miles away. Anything above 30mph sounded like a jet plane.
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Add another zero onto the rice price. These things have been popping up for $50-70k at dealers near me. Zero mileage brand new covered in every shitty rice option possible.
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Street locks and a color matched high lift.
Trail Readys rattle-canned with urethane.

But thanks for trying

And yeah, I rattle-canned the jack with leftover engine enamel (not a great match, but I hate red and don't like shit to stand out).

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Eh, he's out on a rock, probably 10' from a paved road, but he's out there, so cut him some slack.

Yep, ya' got me - total mall crawler here. I stretched the rear 4" just so I'd have an excuse to make the rear fenders look retarded.

Oh, and I pay day laborers to chisel rock-shaped gouges into the rims, tires, diffs and skids for "street cred, yo"
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Trail Readys rattle-canned with urethane.

But thanks for trying

And yeah, I rattle-canned the jack with leftover engine enamel (not a great match, but I hate red and don't like shit to stand out).



Yep, ya' got me - total mall crawler here. I stretched the rear 4" just so I'd have an excuse to make the rear fenders look retarded.

Oh, and I pay day laborers to chisel rock-shaped gouges into the rims, tires, diffs and skids for "street cred, yo"
Where's the jack off emoji when we need it?

Seriously, fag, shut up. Nobody cares.
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This popped up on my FB today. Makes me want to just sell my TJ rather than be a twat by association.

Because the grill just wasn't enough...

Is that really a grille produced by fab fours?!?!?
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