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Old 08-31-2019, 06:33 PM   #501 (permalink)
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The wheels are decent, I'll give him that.
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Old 08-31-2019, 07:19 PM   #502 (permalink)
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I keep coming back to this and someone points something new out that I didn't see.
Question, where are the lug nuts?!?

Edit: And those fender flair vents.
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The wheels are decent, I'll give him that.
When are faux-locks (with an excessive amount of fake bolts) decent?
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Old 08-31-2019, 08:01 PM   #504 (permalink)
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When are faux-locks (with an excessive amount of fake bolts) decent?
I figured they were some milsurp wheel with an adapter.
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Old 09-01-2019, 06:07 AM   #505 (permalink)
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When are faux-locks (with an excessive amount of fake bolts) decent?
They do make those in a true beadlock.

I find the JK crowd amusing in that they think a beadlock is required if you air down under 20psi.
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With that new fangled Bluetooth winch line!
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Whatís with the zip lines from the roof to the saw blades? Is that for ninja mice?
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where do you see dual exhausts?

is that a 2wd model?
I saw the "dual exhaust" tips when we left. Didn't snap a pic. And it's 4WD. Couldn't tell if a D30 or D44.

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The wheels are decent, I'll give him that.
Every bolt you see is fake, except for probably one small socket head cap screw hiding the 5 lugs under the center cap.

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Whatís with the zip lines from the roof to the saw blades? Is that for ninja mice?
Overlander shit, something to do with tree limbs.
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Whatís with the zip lines from the roof to the saw blades? Is that for ninja mice?
they are called limb risers. it's for people who don't maintain their trails
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I saw the "dual exhaust" tips when we left. Didn't snap a pic. And it's 4WD. Couldn't tell if a D30 or D44.
I'm gonna be honest. there is so much bullshit to look at, I thought I was missing the dual exhaust


still being honest, I generally like looking at vehicles like this because there is generally one small new thing that I think is pretty cool. I took a magnifying glass and a heap of want-to and couldn't find a damn thing cool, except that maybe it didn't have a winch
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I took a magnifying glass and a heap of want-to and couldn't find a damn thing cool, except that maybe it didn't have a winch

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can anyone explain what is going on at the doors? at first, I thought those can-opener buckle things were protection for the door hinges, but now I don't know
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can anyone explain what is going on at the doors? at first, I thought those can-opener buckle things were protection for the door hinges, but now I don't know
My first thought was that they are some sort of large locking mechanism so someone can’t just open the door and lift it off the hinges and steal it.
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Is all that really armor? Or has the tupperware avalanche made a come back?
it does, indeed, appear to be armor


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was test driving a customer's old rusted out jeeply-jeep (maybe a 96?) and someone in a bro'd out jk waved at me
no pics, but it had white bling wheels with itty bitty low profile tires, white angry face grille, white... everything really

Should I have stopped to get a handjob?
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My first thought was that they are some sort of large locking mechanism so someone canít just open the door and lift it off the hinges and steal it.
I think I might have found it. steps

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Should I have stopped to get a handjob?
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they are called limb risers. it's for people who don't maintain their trails
None of the "trails" I wheel on are maintained. That's what makes them trails I can wheel on and not gated forest service and power line roads. I've thought about tossing limb risers on a couple times. Then I sober up.

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What in the ever loving hell is that?


Iím in the wrong business. Obviously people are buying this crap. I saw a F250 with the full grumper/wind frame/jizz catcher here a month or so ago. A few thousand dollars of useless crap.


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What in the ever loving hell is that?


Iím in the wrong business. Obviously people are buying this crap. I saw a F250 with the full grumper/wind frame/jizz catcher here a month or so ago. A few thousand dollars of useless crap.


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This is a "No-Shit Asian Cluster Fuck"! Took out my two TJ's today to a local spot known as "Peek-a Boo" canyon (soft red sand). Aired down to 15psi, and were tooling down to the river bed. Along the way, a fucking 4-door JKU is blocking the trail with its fat ass. Young Asian with a man-bun is asking me if we could winch him out of his stuck (Jeep number 2) I walk around and take a look from a distance; he is on soft sand hill with the hood raised (??? I should have expected little angry LED road flairs and a safe space barricade). I send my 65 year girlfriend over to help him out; she gets them rolling down the hill in a New York moment and is instructing the young Asian on how to put his shit into 4-low (rig is a rental, showroom rubber and not aired down).

What really frosted my oats is this jerk that pulls up in a JKU Rubicon; Ass-wipe is bragging about how he charges $40 bucks to pull peeps out of this spot. Yeah well fuck you very much ass hole!

Girlfriend took 30-40 minutes out of our lives to give some basic 4x4 instructions to a fellow human with a man bun at no charge.
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This is a "No-Shit Asian Cluster Fuck"! Took out my two TJ's today to a local spot known as "Peek-a Boo" canyon (soft red sand). Aired down to 15psi, and were tooling down to the river bed. Along the way, a fucking 4-door JKU is blocking the trail with its fat ass. Young Asian with a man-bun is asking me if we could winch him out of his stuck (Jeep number 2) I walk around and take a look from a distance; he is on soft sand hill with the hood raised (??? I should have expected little angry LED road flairs and a safe space barricade). I send my 65 year girlfriend over to help him out; she gets them rolling down the hill in a New York moment and is instructing the young Asian on how to put his shit into 4-low (rig is a rental, showroom rubber and not aired down).

What really frosted my oats is this jerk that pulls up in a JKU Rubicon; Ass-wipe is bragging about how he charges $40 bucks to pull peeps out of this spot. Yeah well fuck you very much ass hole!

Girlfriend took 30-40 minutes out of our lives to give some basic 4x4 instructions to a fellow human with a man bun at no charge.
Good on you guys , sometimes just helping out is better than being a dick.
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This is a "No-Shit Asian Cluster Fuck"! Took out my two TJ's today to a local spot known as "Peek-a Boo" canyon (soft red sand). Aired down to 15psi, and were tooling down to the river bed. Along the way, a fucking 4-door JKU is blocking the trail with its fat ass. Young Asian with a man-bun is asking me if we could winch him out of his stuck (Jeep number 2) I walk around and take a look from a distance; he is on soft sand hill with the hood raised (??? I should have expected little angry LED road flairs and a safe space barricade). I send my 65 year girlfriend over to help him out; she gets them rolling down the hill in a New York moment and is instructing the young Asian on how to put his shit into 4-low (rig is a rental, showroom rubber and not aired down).

What really frosted my oats is this jerk that pulls up in a JKU Rubicon; Ass-wipe is bragging about how he charges $40 bucks to pull peeps out of this spot. Yeah well fuck you very much ass hole!

Girlfriend took 30-40 minutes out of our lives to give some basic 4x4 instructions to a fellow human with a man bun at no charge.
Good on you! The only way to learn offroading properly and safely is to learn from someone with experience. That man bun wearing Asian will forever remember that lesson. The douche in the jk however, will never learn and only be a douche that has a winch, that he likely uses to pull the anal beads from his ass...
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Wifeís gotta JK!!!!
2Ē level pucks in front.... that is all!!!
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