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Old 06-19-2019, 11:53 AM   #25601 (permalink)
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The correct way is to merge at the merge point without passing anybody. I like to get next to a semi and cruise at his speed up to the merge point. (They always let me in) I don't care if there's a mile of clear road in front of me. Sometimes I have to put two tires off the road to keep people from trying to pass me on the side. Once you do this, you'll find the traffic goes faster. (Since there's no one slowing to let someone in.) I always keep my gun in my hand while doing this. (In case of some road rage asshole)
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intentionally induces road rage....

while brandishing firearm...

to protect him from road rager...
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Old 06-19-2019, 01:24 PM   #25602 (permalink)
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Florida man...

intentionally induces road rage....

while brandishing firearm...

to protect him from road rager...
only in floriduh
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Ok, who is the guy holding back young Einstein?


Astrophysics black guy. Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Very smart dude.
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Old 06-19-2019, 06:15 PM   #25608 (permalink)
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The fuck did I just read?

Obviously everyone who doesn't zipper merge is subhuman filth but anyone who intentionally provokes road rage by playing Mexican road block with a semi when there's free road in front of them and intentionally preventing people from passing while they go about this douchebaggery is also subhuman filth.
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Old 06-20-2019, 04:11 AM   #25611 (permalink)
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That's nice, considering most slovenly Americans wear sweatpants with elastic or drawstring waists and slip-on or Velcro closure shoes fat fucks haven't seen a zipper in years

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Very marketable dude with science degree. Plus a lil affirmative action. = omg he's a genius!
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That's nice, considering most slovenly Americans wear sweatpants with elastic or drawstring waists and slip-on or Velcro closure shoes fat fucks haven't seen a zipper in years



Hey, its a life style choice!! Don't judge me
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shit dude, I wasn’t pissed then really, I just knew where it was heading with her doing everything she could to piss me off. Not a very good idea.

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I do. The cafe I go to for lunch on base is cash only.
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