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Old 03-08-2016, 04:56 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Big day for me.

I got up early and got the girlfriends pussy shaved before she woke up. I thought it would be difficult but I just went really slow without any sudden moves and I got it done without being scratched and bitten, she was pretty happy when she got up.

Spent the rest of the day moving a half whiskey barrel full of frozen planting soil, a full composter and other misc shit from one of our properties. I also got a big start on the post winter clean up here at home, got a big 'ol pile of shit for her to burn on the weekend.

I even pulled the Mustang out of storage and may just put it on the road and up for sale tomorrow.

I love this time of year but what a metric fuckton of work just to get ready for summer.
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Old 03-08-2016, 05:12 PM   #79 (permalink)
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But choose not to bother?
I always try to make sure my ass is clean. But theres that inevitable time when every once in awhile it just doesnt get wiped 100% and you end up with an itchy bunghole. Fucking hate that.
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I always try to make sure my ass is clean. But theres that inevitable time when every once in awhile it just doesnt get wiped 100% and you end up with an itchy bunghole. Fucking hate that.
It'll turn into swamp ass if you sweat.
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It looks really dry. Soak it with pb blaster, or something similar. Wiggle it around, and wait a while.
blast it with piss
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Just got tickets to see Cody Canada and the Departed tomorrow night. Pretty damn excited to see them!
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I always try to make sure my ass is clean. But theres that inevitable time when every once in awhile it just doesnt get wiped 100% and you end up with an itchy bunghole. Fucking hate that.
blast that with piss, too
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Should have replied "Then let me put it in your butt." How he responds will tell you a great deal about him.
No I just let it sit til the meeting the next morning. I made an announcement that he was in love with me.
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It looks really dry. Soak it with pb blaster, or something similar. Wiggle it around, and wait a while.
blast it with piss
Piss, pb blaster, semen.

Whatever it was I got 'er
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Just got tickets to see Cody Canada and the Departed tomorrow night. Pretty damn excited to see them!
I took my daughter last year to see him play acoustic at a little place in town and she fell in love with his music. I surprised her and took her to see the whole bad when they came back to town. I am not sure how but I got her to meet him before the show.

Cody and Mike McClure are playing and acoustic show next month here.
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I took my daughter last year to see him play acoustic at a little place in town and she fell in love with his music. I surprised her and took her to see the whole bad when they came back to town. I am not sure how but I got her to meet him before the show.

Cody and Mike McClure are playing and acoustic show next month here.
You texas people get all the good shows. I need to get my ass down there!
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You texas people get all the good shows. I need to get my ass down there!
It because we are almost local to all of the guys!!


We have a cool place to watch shows. It might hold 200 people. You can get dinner and drinks. Most shows are acoustic. They tend to have more Texas Red Dirt music.

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It because we are almost local to all of the guys!!


We have a cool place to watch shows. It might hold 200 people. You can get dinner and drinks. Most shows are acoustic. They tend to have more Texas Red Dirt music.

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I got to go to an invite only show there to see Josh Ward, John Slaughter, amd Jody Booth. Acoustic show and it was awesome. Ended up sitting around drinking whiskey with them on the tailgate of their truck afterwards.
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What would be everyone's thoughts on doing a daily thread? I used to post on another forum and we did this. It was just a basic thread in the chat section that you could post whatever without having to make a new thread. Kind of like this, but started fresh every day.
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blast that with piss, too
Kinda hard to piss on your own ass, he'll probably have to ask his boyfriend to do it for him
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It because we are almost local to all of the guys!!


We have a cool place to watch shows. It might hold 200 people. You can get dinner and drinks. Most shows are acoustic. They tend to have more Texas Red Dirt music.

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Yeah, Texas is home to a lot of great music.

That venue looks awesome too. I am not to far from the sportsmans tavern in Buffalo, which is sort of similar.
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I've shit three times this morning already... I feel like Rooney... Hope it's not that glutenvaginitusshitstreamciliacchronesdisease stuff
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Speaking of...

Im taking a crispins right now
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You have a vagina?
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What would be everyone's thoughts on doing a daily thread? I used to post on another forum and we did this. It was just a basic thread in the chat section that you could post whatever without having to make a new thread. Kind of like this, but started fresh every day.
Why? Extra work for no reason. I guarantee you'll get people getting confused and posting in the wrong thread, and it'll just turn into a mess. Maybe once a month reset it, but even then does a 200 page thread cause anyone problems?
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I was notified that I'll be teaching a retrofit tomorrow.

I wish I could drink on the job.
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I was notified that I'll be teaching a retrofit tomorrow.

I wish I could drink on the job.
I don't remember that being in your job description.
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We have a cool place to watch shows. It might hold 200 people. You can get dinner and drinks. Most shows are acoustic. They tend to have more Texas Red Dirt music.

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Ya, that's a cool place to go. Since they seat people multiple to a table till its full, it can sometimes be interesting who you are sitting with. We had some 'kids' next to us last time, that appeared to be on a date. I think about half way through the show they realized it wasn't a "club" and drinks were getting expensive quickly.
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