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Old 05-15-2018, 09:35 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Dont sign me up for your bullshit. You want to stupid fuck thing you sit and deal with it.
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you need to fuck her in the ass is what you need to do
finally! some common sense. she does this stupit shit because you don't pump her ass often enough... she does this to provoke butt sex and you ignore her...
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My buddy had a similar deal with a guy selling vacuums. He literally had the guy at his house for 2hrs cleaning every room while he sat there and drank beer. He even had a 2nd guy show up to help close the deal. Finally, he started getting really drunk and they realized he was leading them on for his entertainment value. They packed their shit and left!
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Old 05-15-2018, 11:22 PM   #55 (permalink)
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I miss living in town and messing with these guys when they would come around.
I've seen the Firemaster, Rainbow Vacuum, Kirby Vacuum, some water softener, and probably another I can't think of. Never bought any of that shit, it's all available on eBay for less.

The best was the Rainbow guy. Said it was his first time out, and he ended up melting a spot in our carpet. Watching him fall on his face was worth the hassle of getting new carpet, on their dime of course.
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Old 05-16-2018, 01:46 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Nobody puts you in the doghouse but you. I told my wife two weeks into the marriage that I'd be a widower before I got divorced again.

Haven't slept on the couch in 27 years. Grow a pair.

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Old 05-16-2018, 02:29 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Only twice have I fallen for salespeeple pushing shit I never asked for.

Both had 'free' in the deal somewhere.

Both bit me hard.

Never in the 20 odd years since have I even remotely contemplated any of that bullshittery.

There's a No Canvassers sticker on our front entry here. It works well. Plus with the beater out the front and our house looking like shit, no one comes to our door anymo

Wife is clued up on all that baiting shit too.


Oh, I was just about to hit submit reply and I just remembered, I was a fucking Amway person for a while. I burnt a good friend drawing circles for them one night. Alll the bullshittery wrecked us If it wasn't for losing that good friend, being in Amway for a while was a good experience.

So much learnt about marketing shit, people shit, group mentality shit. Lots of shit

Damn, gotta go draw some circles, have to reach diamond asap. cheers
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How the fuck did he make it inside your house?
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What do you call a woman with two black eyes ?



It's a joke so don't get offended there snowflakes.
Not sure, but over here in the red light district, they switch them out when they fill up so far their eyes get all "off-white".
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Nothing. You've already told her twice.
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Common bullshit. Offer something for free, and then try to upsell. Often, they want names so they can bother the shit out of your friends whilst using your name. If you hate your family and coworkers, I guess it's acceptable to give their names out.

Alarm companies do the same shit all the time in an attempt to drum up business. They do the fake phone calls too, when the sale isn't quite working out and they wanna convince the potential buyer they're willing to work a deal. "Gee, well, I'm gonna have to call my supervisor to see if we can do that". It's sometimes a fake call, but often the supervisor is no shit waiting in a car around the block to show up if there is a "problem". It's because he's the fucking CLOSER, and he's just itching to finish the sale if you can't. When I worked for one, my boss had some pretty terrible ploys.

One notable one I remember, is that the boss would book a booth at homeshows, and had a spinny wheel of fortune with different system products on it, and the idea was, you wrote what you got on the wheel on a card with your info and put it into a drawing box for 5 people to win a "free alarm system".

What they don't know, is that he's getting paid for a regular sale from the parent monitoring company no matter what, and they're going to get their "free" system, which doesn't include free monitoring. Yep, they get a credit check after winning and everything.

What they also don't know, which isn't obvious until you know how the industry works, is that every single person who filled out a card into the "drawing" box, "won" an alarm system and received a call. Yay! Like 100 winners.

The system installs were free, and he did in fact give away whatever item(s) were hit with the wheel, which normally would have cost a customer a few hundred extra dollars. But those items were pennies to him, and to what he made on the monitoring contracts he would sign them for.


Anyway, in typical SilverZuk fashion, I'll finish with the moral of the story. The moral is, NOTHING IN LIFE IS FREE, and if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.


You should have punted his ass out and his stupid fishbowl out the door after him. You should have called him out calmly, right then and there when his phone wasn't even turned ON, so your wife could see that he was full of shit. You should have educated your wife on both of these rules of life, and on how he was going to scam her before you agreed to let him into your house.
This is exactly the scam they are pulling. But i think the payoff is the stupid oils they are selling to put in the fishbowl. Which is what they dangle as a carrot for getting 10 people to take a "free" vibrating fishbowl. Which sound like a much less return compared to alarm systems.

I kindof had it figured out before he showed up, but i was just letting the wife do her thing.
I told her it was a scam and to not agree to anything before i walked away.
The phone thing was literally 30 seconds before i kicked his ass out.

So, whatever, i handled it as quickly as a could.
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My buddy had a similar deal with a guy selling vacuums. He literally had the guy at his house for 2hrs cleaning every room while he sat there and drank beer. He even had a 2nd guy show up to help close the deal. Finally, he started getting really drunk and they realized he was leading them on for his entertainment value. They packed their shit and left!
You don't ever let those fucking people in your house. At least half of them are criminals and felons that can't find other work. Sure, you may get rid of them without buying anything, but in 6 months, when your house gets robbed, they're the ones that come out ahead. Had a buddy whose sister was an ex con and that's exactly what her and her group of "salespeople" did. They'd make a few sales here and there, but mainly they were casing houses from the inside, to see if it was worth the risk.
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Old 05-16-2018, 06:31 AM   #63 (permalink)
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finally! some common sense. she does this stupit shit because you don't pump her ass often enough... she does this to provoke butt sex and you ignore her...
In my experience, this is fact. My chick will start acting bratting and doing stupid shit when she feels she needs her butthole roughed up. Go get in that ass and restore equilibrium to your house.
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In my experience, this is fact. My chick will start acting bratting and doing stupid shit when she feels she needs her butthole roughed up. Go get in that ass and restore equilibrium to your house.
You know what? Yall are right. Im gonna go fuck her right in the ass whether she likes it or not! That will solve the problem!
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You know what? Yall are right. Im gonna go fuck her right in the ass whether she likes it or not! That will solve the problem!
that's our boy! Go get her, tiger!!
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You know what? Yall are right. Im gonna go fuck her right in the ass whether she likes it or not! That will solve the problem!
Just tell her you're going to give her a free leg rub. Then pound her in the ass like that fish bowl salesman was going to do to your bank account!
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Never really understood the “ass” Fkn!!!
I mean, I get with the gay guys!!!
Seams as though “ass” Fkn a woman is the next closest thing to being a gay guy???
Just pondering!!!!


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Yup.

Also, looking forward to the "My wife left me for a Palestinian MLM dude" thread.
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I mean, I get with the gay guys!!!
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I never really understood your excessive use of exclamation marks, but here you are.
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I never really understood your excessive use of exclamation marks, but here you are.
JUST PONDERING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've told my wife VERY clearly that if she ever lets her friends sign us up for any of that BS I will flip my shit on whoever shows up to my house. We have a rainbow vac cleaner freak in our circle of friends and claims we can get a "free" 2K vac for watching the demo.

I made it be known that if a MF'r comes to my door trying to sell me "free" shit I will lose it.

They can all die and burn in hell for all I care.
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I only blame the MLM moron for about 10% of this escapade.
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I live in the middle of fucking nowhere. We had a “meat” salesman show up. I see his pickup slow roll down our driveway. I grabbed the model 94 off the wall and when he got to the parking area I walked outside and stared towards where I go shooting, that happened to mean I had to walk towards him. He was kind of a shady looking individual with an unplugged chest freezer in the back of a pos pickup.

He looked at me and said he was selling meat. I looked at him and said I was going to go and make sure my meat stick was still sighted in. He then lost his nerve and said you look busy have a nice day and left. Never seen him again.

In the early 90’s my buddy and I talked his dad in to driving us up in to the mountains to go shooting. He had just got one of the Big 5 SKS and a pallet of ammo deals, man I wish I had bought all of those. So after a day of shooting we were back at his place cleaning all the guns when the Mormons knock on the door. My buddy went and answered it and yelled “Dad the god salesmen are at the door”. I, not trying to be an asshole, had just finished cleaning my shotgun and racked it closed to set it down and his dad at the same time from the back of the house yelled back “Take care of them”. By the time my buddy turned back around to tell them to go away they were running.

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MLM to buttsecks in less than 3 pages. Incredible. Well done, Pirate. Well done.
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I live in the middle of fucking nowhere. We had a “meat” salesman show up. I see his pickup slow roll down our driveway. I grabbed the model 94 off the wall and when he got to the parking area I walked outside and stared towards where I go shooting, that happened to mean I had to walk towards him. He was kind of a shady looking individual with an unplugged chest freezer in the back of a pos pickup.

He looked at me and said he was selling meat. I looked at him and said I was going to go and make sure my meat stick was still sighted in. He then lost his nerve and said you look busy have a nice day and left. Never seen him again.

In the early 90’s my buddy and I talked his dad in to driving us up in to the mountains to go shooting. He had just got one of the Big 5 SKS and a pallet of ammo deals, man I wish I had bought all of those. So after a day of shooting we were back at his place cleaning all the guns when the Mormons knock on the door. My buddy went and answered it and yelled “Dad the god salesmen are at the door”. I, not trying to be an asshole, had just finished cleaning my shotgun and racked it closed to set it down and his dad at the same time from the back of the house yelled back “Take care of them”. By the time my buddy turned back around to tell them to go away they were running.

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Similar meat guy in my area. Drives a shitbox 2wd multicolored 1994 Nissan pickup. His business name has 'Hillbilly' in it and drives around with an unplugged chest freezer in his bed. He lives on the main road into town and there is always a chest freezer just sitting in the driveway of his POS house, presumably unplugged. He's stopped here once and was ignored
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