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Old 09-01-2018, 08:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I dont think hed want us crying about his current condition, lets remember the good conversations that weve had instead. Share your favorite Screwy quotes.

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I'm a strong advocate of retroactive abortion. Any parent who's had a teenager will understand.
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Old 09-01-2018, 08:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2018, 08:51 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2018, 09:24 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Still gross.
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Old 09-01-2018, 09:32 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2018, 09:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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A few gems from the DouchesAllIn thread:

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How is this kid related to you and why should we give more than a fuck?
(First reply in thread ^^^ - sick 'em, Screwy!)


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Fuck Off.

Thank you. I feel bettah now.


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To paraphrase: "If you ain't livin' in a tent, get bent."



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If you want my money or attention, send me a Kickstarter link, not a GoFuckMe handout.

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I ain't afraid o' no felon.

Us midgets can scramble away like a mouse when we gotz to.

I need a purpose for a road trip anyway.

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Liar. You'd much rather keep hiring illegals and keep dodging all those pesky regulations that your people have put in place.
You Betcha.
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Another classic:

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UFOs?

See 'em all the time, man.

I blame the drugs.



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