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Old 01-08-2019, 10:17 AM   #251 (permalink)
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Old 01-08-2019, 10:29 AM   #253 (permalink)
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Old 01-08-2019, 10:56 AM   #254 (permalink)
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When the husband got home, he called the wife and she called my wife. My wife told her the reason and now they know. We'll see what happens.
THIS is how they discover there's an issue?

He calls his wife, who obviously did not lock the gate, she, in turn, calls your wife, who obviously did not lock the gate, and your wife tells them why?

dysfunction much?

Are you so... (looking for the right word; Spineless, Ball-less, Cowardly, ?? )
Eh, I'll go with "chicken-shit", scared to talk to this guy face-to-face, and tell him that the conditions are unacceptable, and if not resolved by XX/XX, you're out?

How are you a slumlord, and not possess this ability? I'm not a slumlord, and I kicked my stepson out of my house for way less.
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Sorry if I missed it, but have you tried a strongly worded letter?

I think if you're looking to step it up a notch and really show them you mean business, a strongly worded letter should be next. Maybe tape it on the door when you're absolutely sure no one is home.
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Sorry if I missed it, but have you tried a strongly worded letter?

I think if you're looking to step it up a notch and really show them you mean business, a strongly worded letter should be next. Maybe tape it on the door when you're absolutely sure no one is home.
Lets call this...pulling an Obama.
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Old 01-08-2019, 11:24 AM   #257 (permalink)
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Sorry if I missed it, but have you tried a strongly worded letter?

I think if you're looking to step it up a notch and really show them you mean business, a strongly worded letter should be next. Maybe tape it on the door when you're absolutely sure no one is home.
Or maybe whisper the words into a jar, and leave it on the porch in the middle of the night?
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Old 01-08-2019, 12:21 PM   #259 (permalink)
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I have a giant burn pit. (For burning trees) They have a burn barrel for burning trash because they don't pay for trash removal. I don't have a problem as long as they burn stuff that burns. But of course they haven't figured that out yet. So it has to be emptied of cans and tin foil and shit.

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THIS is how they discover there's an issue?

He calls his wife, who obviously did not lock the gate, she, in turn, calls your wife, who obviously did not lock the gate, and your wife tells them why?

dysfunction much?

Are you so... (looking for the right word; Spineless, Ball-less, Cowardly, ?? )
Eh, I'll go with "chicken-shit", scared to talk to this guy face-to-face, and tell him that the conditions are unacceptable, and if not resolved by XX/XX, you're out?
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You got this a little backwards.
When I went to the door on Saturday morning to tell them to clean it up, he wouldn't come to the door. So I told the preggo. He had to hear me. (The house is probably 500 sq/ft.)

Why should I keep going down there to tell them anything? I've got lots of shit to do without babysitting them. You notice he didn't come to our house 600' down the road to ask about the padlock.

I didn't give a date because we're only talking about four hours work. (If your slow) I mean, who wouldn't think I ment that weekend? (I guess I answered my question already)
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I have a giant burn pit. (For burning trees) They have a burn barrel for burning trash because they don't pay for trash removal. I don't have a problem as long as they burn stuff that burns. But of course they haven't figured that out yet. So it has to be emptied of cans and tin foil and shit.



You got this a little backwards.
When I went to the door on Saturday morning to tell them to clean it up, he wouldn't come to the door. So I told the preggo. He had to hear me. (The house is probably 500 sq/ft.)

Why should I keep going down there to tell them anything? I've got lots of shit to do without babysitting them. You notice he didn't come to our house 600' down the road to ask about the padlock.

I didn't give a date because we're only talking about four hours work. (If your slow) I mean, who wouldn't think I ment that weekend? (I guess I answered my question already)
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Did you try blowing him yet?
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I've got lots of shit to do without babysitting them. You notice he didn't come to our house 600' down the road to ask about the padlock.

You live 600' from their shack? Shit son, throw a tow-strap around that bitch and pull it in real close like. You need to be up in their grill. Or better yet, they need to be up in yours. You do own a truck, right?
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I don't get rent from this house. (It's not mine) They have been behind on the electric, but they caught up. Right now the issue is the mess in the yard. (I do own the yard) Try to keep up.


To all you other guys that don't think I'm handling this fast enough, you sound like millennials. I'm sorry, you don't get everything right now.
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I don't get rent from this house. (It's not mine) They have been behind on the electric, but they caught up. Right now the issue is the mess in the yard. (I do own the yard) Try to keep up.


To all you other guys that don't think I'm handling this fast enough, you sound like millennials. I'm sorry, you don't get everything right now.
Hey, youíre the one that started this thread asking for help. You got advice. You do nothing and get no results. Donít get all cunty when you get called out on that. Be a man and put your foot down.
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I don't get rent from this house. (It's not mine) They have been behind on the electric, but they caught up. Right now the issue is the mess in the yard. (I do own the yard) Try to keep up.


To all you other guys that don't think I'm handling this fast enough, you sound like millennials. I'm sorry, you don't get everything right now.
No you fucking moron it is your house, you are just stupid enough to let a couple slobs live in it while your son collects the money and gives you jack shit. Maybe he should of used the rent money to pay for his atv instead of bouncing the cheque like his retarded father would.
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I don't get rent from this house. (It's not mine) They have been behind on the electric, but they caught up. Right now the issue is the mess in the yard. (I do own the yard) Try to keep up.


To all you other guys that don't think I'm handling this fast enough, you sound like millennials. I'm sorry, you don't get everything right now.

Wanna bring this to an end? Walk your ass down there and start filling their car with the trash they leave on your property.

When asked why.. tell them they don't respect your property.. and forced you to do the same.

Stop playing this bullshit game already.. end it. And stop allowing your son to profit while your place gets trashed. He's a grown man.. he needs enlightened too if he doesn't get it.
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A Floridoormat if you will.
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To all you other guys that don't think I'm handling this fast enough, you sound like millennials. I'm sorry, you don't get everything right now.

Sorry pal. I currently own 4 SFR rentals and a detached duplex with shared utilities, shared garage, shared driveway but I don't have the problems you describe you're burdened by on the regular.


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